BeStroNG:
Na one day man dey die. I'm going to ask the damn question and be very intentional about it.

Acidosis:
It is appropriate and VERY OKAY to ask the woman or the man you want to marry ANY question. ANY.

If that question you want to ask will bring wahala, then you're not ready to start a sane, healthy relationship.

AImiron:
Women will have photo shoots for literally anything.

AngelicBeing:
Ok oo, l have no problem with your religion, nawao, Nairaland.com has Mummy Dangote on his site, So na you go chop all the billions of naira wey Dangote get, @ Seun oya, greet Mummy Dangote very well oo, if you ban Dangote Mummy, she go buy nairaland.com from you, hahaha

AngelicBeing:
Hian, Mummy Dangote quoting the Bible, wetin person no go read for nairaland.com, are you actually the mother of Dangote?

Dangote is a Muslim na, l don't get it, oya Mummy Dangote explain to me, Are you a Bornagain Christian or what

KnownUnknown:


Some ancient guy wrote that “my house shall be called a house of prayer not a den of robbers……” and I find his opinion nonsensical regardless if it’s attributed to Jesus or the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

KnownUnknown:


Largely?? It’s wholly fraud.
They are just social clubs based on wild stories and obvious nonsense. The social club is set up as a company for the leaders while the congregants and the dues paying club members.
Sometimes the club does some immaterial charitable acts but it’s still a social club based on fraud.

Curious345:
The pastor may know some of his deadly secrets

Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)




I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.

emmybobo1:

I actually have a cousin with PR in New Zealand but in 2018 he decided to return to Nigeria and planned to reside in Lagos. Fast forward to October 2019 he ran back to New Zealand and since than nobody has seen him

Crumbian:



What did he say?

rickpat:
but your beloved Nigeria is always here for you...WHY NOT RETURN?..since na social life be una problem...after complaining,the UK government says they are not renewing your visa..na una go still dey beg, hide,do fake marriage,just to remain there

AstuteAyo:
Innalilahi wahinaillahi rojiun!
R.I.P Aminat.
May Allah forgive you

mu2sa2:
Muslims have been observing the annual month-long Ramadan fast for over 1400 years and no-one has ever died from the fasting. In fact, to the contrary, people hardly fall sick during Ramadan.

Classickj:

Word

MrBrownJay1:
who will give her nationality, since she believes she can just renounce her citizenship... ?!

sexdogz2018:
The reason why Joseph ran from potiphers wife was because she no get nyash like @rokiat own if she had trust me Joseph otilor

nicej2:


I have so much energy that only my wife can really handle and if need be I can take that extra energy outside not to my sister in-law.

For stop looking at her breast that will not be possible. I don't want to lie here. Is the breast i really like in a woman body.

LOVEGINO:
guy fvck her na. No dey doll jooor.

sotall:
Do what's in your mind and impregnate her. Then your eyes go clear say na forbidden fruit you chop.

Then when your wife realizes that her sister is not just her sister anymore but her rival and when your wife's children grow up and realizes that they have siblings from another mother who is their aunty, you will then be proud of the web you are spinning...

One day you may become caught in the web when one of the players i.e your wife, her sister, wife's children or wife's sisters child decides to take you down by ending your life when you least expect it.

IyaebeTheGreat:
His wife is busy doing her best, going to vigil to pray for her family and all others but unfortunately the horseband has not seen the efforts of his wife but having erection for the wife's sister who obviously has become too carefree with him and see him as a senior brother and a guidian. The countless divorce that uncontrolled penis has caused is uncountable. The breaking of this home is in sight, Yul Edochie is waiting to welcome you to their club with open hands.

Christistruth03:


Look at how Rhodes was staring coldly
And Calculating how to unleash his Ipob Terrorists on Lagos

Injera:

Yes o just as obi will be president of Biafra

Burruchaga71:
We never voted for Tinubu and can not be our leader.

He can be president of Oduduwa republic

Onedayoneday:
Good for them