definitelyME:
my guy.. you are funny as 4uck...I nearly laugh my heart out...whi wh one be fucktionship?

Lool. You know quite well that, at some stage in a man's life, any woman that comes his way is just meant to be f*cked.

That period is what I'm referring to.

Nonexistent:
Very correct. I don't like fuccking a woman with tiny breast no matter how curvy her behind is. A woman can't turn me unless she has a sizable breast.

Lol. Fellow badman

Make I sit down dey follow this thread.


I one see wetin go happen Las Las


Wahala for who don use ogogoro plus monkey tail spoil him kidney oooo

Good for her that she's curvy.
For men with high taste like me, a girl with big ukwu without big boobs is a No No.

Nna mehn, man gats hold something for hand, man gats put something for mouth too.

Dextre:




Una nor go kill person for this site, the heck is fuckionship again

Loool, naso Woke Soyinka start oooo.

I just dey practice, una never see something

Dextre:




Una nor go kill person for this site, the heck is fuckionship again

Loool, naso Woke Soyinka start oooo.

I just dey practice, una never see something

sanpipita:

Sounds like they are dating on vibes, God help both of them

Seems so.

Fuckyoumod:
to spot small pikin post no hard.
This shit hole post is actually from a little child.

Now let me tell you, define your mumu relationship from now till tomorrow, she must be fuccked.

Purpose kill you dia!
What is she bring to the table?
Money? Ideas?
She brings nothing but sex, because she got nothing to add to your life.

You just brought your stupidity to the forefront. If you can't make reasonable comments without showing to the world how toxic you are, why not just slide and pass?

Lol. You deserve some bottles OP

Did you guys really define what you both want in the relationship before you started?

Cos I don't understand this you're saying at all.

Why did you both decide to date?

At least, there. must be a purpose.
See, to be realistic, if the guy is still a student, between 20 and 26,then you're in for a fucktionship.

Please, define your relationship before starting one. It's very important.

thatsleepboy1:
Yoruba pple get culture? Na nonsense life them dey leave na. Even for their village seff, na rubbish lives them dey live.

Sense is far away from you

OP, o ti ya weyrey

Angy55:

I disagree. There are still some of us who look beyond that.

...

All of you in that category no reach 7

hamorny001:

Young Man dats a wrong mentality to walk around with. Moni is only a bonus in a loving relationship.

Lol.

Ask Regina Daniels what she's doing with Nwoko
Or ask those beauties that go around with FFK why they're with him.

What I said is the obvious truth, we see these everyday

trisha01:

Interesting... I think I should try this...but what is this aiming at?

You're going to ghost him
He's going to get worried when he sees nothing about you no more.

There and then, the man who has been wanting you to chase him will come chasing after you

spiceadole:
1 month..
After we had sex, he started avoiding me.. later, told me it was over.. he just wanted to deflower me to win a bet he placed with his friends.
Nothing more.

I learnt my lesson after that.

Omo ale ni bobo yen

Lemme give you small expo....

I'm sure you both chat on WhatsApp often?
if yes, good...

Go to your WhatsApp and do the following :
1. Remove your DP
2. Don't upload status for one week, and if you must do, block him from seeing your posts, block his friends too or your friends that he might ask questions from
3. Change your WhatsApp settings to prevent people from seeing your "last seen" time
4. Change the settings to show the second blue tick only after you've replied a message.
5. Don't take his calls for this period

Walahi, if he no get heartache, call me bastard.

When you do these, I'll tell you what to do next.

Your story is untrue oga.

You know why?
1. No Nigerian girl who gets steady $30 from a man per week will ever disclose to him that she has another boyfriend.

2. Nigerian girls can never tell you they dated you out of pity when money is involved, they'd rather die there.

3. The only sweetener that attracts Nigerian girls to relationships these days is money. Infact, once money is involved, you don turn LOML.

4. You're overseas, and you're telling me Naija babe no love you.

OP, Na lie you dey lie.
I no fall for the lies.


Make I sleep small....

Neeext!


Modified: OP you say na white woman?

No true love again nigga. A woman will only love you these days based on the size of your pocket.

illicit:
There's this feeling sometimes when u sleep, u really want to wake up but u can't
It's scary

Yes, experienced this severally.... like I would just want to get up in my thoughts, then try to move my body, but the strength to move, turn or wake never comes.

You're of no importance to him, that's why.
Even redpillers no dey do reach this one.

Ayemileto:
Your account was created in 2013, but this is your first post.

You have very few comments too for a 8 year old account.

See detective.... na FBI you suppose dey

MiamiePizza:

It's actually Okeluse. It's shares boundary with Ogbese in Edo state and has a link bridge (don't know if its completed) with Okada. The town is very close to Ute and has a king about 18yrs old sha. I heard he's just coronated

Okay....

Where's Okeluse in Ondo state? I think that should be Okelusa

Never and Never.
I'm gone past that stage.

Offpoint1:
I'm applying for the position of that 25...

nice one, anything fit happen

Liposure:
If the papa gree hire purchase. I go marry all of them

loool, try to be nice

Kingluqman:
Are they American citizen?

loool they're Jigawa citizens

Womanizer:
Can we see their pics?

say hello to @halal_match then

Womanizer:
Can we see their pics?

say hello to @halal_match then

PissfulProtester:
Damn!

I don marry, I for apply within without thinking twice...


Anything can still happen. If you don't see my comment on nairaland in the coming days, know that I married all of them eventually

Loool

A matchmaking handle on twitter @Halal_Match has posted a request by an Abuja father who wants to matchmake his four daughters to suitable and interested men.
The daughters aged 31,29,27 and 25 are all graduates and reside in Abuja.


See link below:
https://twitter.com/Halal_Match/status/1395319742886555648?s=19