It's been a very tough 6 years ooooo Brotherman.

My real fear now is this man oooo.

Cos this one go worse pass that skeleton wey dey Aso Rock ooo

tommy589:


Make I add eleven bottles join make e be one carton

Always at your service.

More bottles please!

I don't drink, smoke or womanise.

But you see, if you eventually see me with a woman, na woman wey get nice bosom like Florence Otedola, and succulent Ukwu like...... Mercy Johnson


Ayiiiiiiiiii..

Yeeeeh, my chest ooooo.

OP, one bottle for you

SIMPlicity

She don talk ooo

The night after your wedding

"I'm sorry babe, I didn't know I'm no longer a Virgin.

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Loool.

Gabe427:


Till they kiss you into marriage And steal half of your money... Argue with mister gates

Loool.
Naija no be America....

Ask Tonto Dikeh

benzene00:
How much u get, 'imbeside'

I no get money, but which one be imbeside again?

Get something worthwhile to do oga...
Make money first, and girls will kiss you FOC

Finest....

If you like make you fine pass Ramsey Noah, con get pink lips join, na your wahala be that.
If you no get money, you don enter am, cos las Las, na small boy wey get black lips and white Benz go collect your girlfriend.

Bye

Whether you're an introvert or not isn't a problem when it comes to dating the average Nigerian girl.

What matters most is "DO YOU HAVE MONEY?"

if YES, then case settled
If NO, my friend go and hustle and make some pepper.

If money dey, na dem go dey rush you like Ogufe even if you be cripple.

The part that sweetens my heart most is the part where you stated that you helped her financially when she gained admission.

Sorry dear brother, that girl used you.
Forget her, even if you talk to all her friends and parents, she won't take you.
Just fucking move on and don't be a SIMPle man before the average Nigerian LovePeddler.
Guess that's your first lesson ehn.
Move on, don't fall for that line
"I'm a Virgin" again oooo.

Another guy dey dig am for back.

Mr La-la, how far nah?

aspabay:

Let Desmond live freely in your head.
He has done better than the average HA members in Nigeria

I see

aspabay:


Desmond is your headache, yet you do not even know your councilor, LG chair or any Rep

If I don't know my Councillor, LG Chair or any MHR, does it affect you?

At least, I know Desmond, and once you know Desmond, you've known all.

Desmond is a one in a million man.

saintbillion:
are u Desmond Elliot,?

I'm his Social Media Manager

dosage150:
This world sef

.......is very cruel

You will live long, if only you mind your business

If she no collect the money,
Desmond Elliot go collect am no worry.

dosage150:
Said he is still under training

Lies.... your guy is into human trafficking

Tell him to show you his bank statement for the past six months

Bad man

I hail ooo

Since POPULATION is one of the criteria for sharing revenue allocation, it should also be used in sharing the debts.

Deicide:
No be Sophie be that?

I no know

gameboy727:




Wetin be this?

Ukwu

No memories, but, this ehn.

Correct yourself OP....
"Being Alone"

Feels nice TBH.
No worries making early morning calls or late night calls.
No second thoughts if I miss a call or my call is missed.
No urgent 2k
No "I'm not fine" lines anymore
And above all, no worries about anyone else's happiness aside mine.
It's a nice feeling.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
It is not realistic to be sleeping with the same person for over 5 years and not get tired.

Most of the married women I have as girlfriends only just want to taste a different dick

One day, you go chop meat wey go hook you for neck.

Una don come again.
You want to legalize Adultery.
Sorry, you can't.
Adultery is Adultery.
Adultery has no gains.
Na your money go suffer