bishopkay:
People still haven't learned airtel is the world's largest scam after buhari and MMM now.

Those guys would give you 1 from the front and collect 11 from you through the back. I avoid them like the plague now

lmao

1x2x3:


Don't fall for that. I got the same message then recharged my airtel line 1k so I could fire down only to be told I'm not eligible.

omo I just rush go load 1k for the 4gb and proceeded only to be told I'm not eligible.
omo Airtel na bastard, they ought to have told me I'm not eligible at first.
now my 1k just waste

Hotworta1:
Not all SIMs. Never been used or abandoned SIMs are eligible. If yours has been active you can't use it.

so how do I get such sims?
how about new sims?

StrafordSTONES:




I don't think it's sim selective...I just had of it this evening and tried it...was told insufficient funds, so I guess it's gonna work when I'm ready to use it

I'm not eligible.
it's sim selective, maybe for new Airtel lines.
my sim card is 10 months

femi4:
That what wives do, they ll feed you till you are no longer attractive to your side chicks

k I thought being chubby attracts chicks

omonla10:
Same for me too. Maybe it's in the genes anyway. But I wonder how these guys enjoy their marriage. Wife might be in New York for several weeks while husband remain in naija. If I were one, I would have married an indoor type of wife.. It's their life anyway

@pics.
omo the thing can pain eh.
network no gree dey ur bed wey u fit relax dey browse

another Ipob propaganda!
lies.
Edo is APC! APC is Edo

Idaraesit98:
dnt understand anything

then change ur moniker.
you're not Ibibio

ORIENTATION101:
even though Bello is useless he is a saint compare to that abia orangutan called ikpeazu. At least Bello cleared the backlog salaries for campaign ikpeazu instead sprinkle kerosene on Nyamiris in Abia during campaign and yet to clear the backlog salaries.

If ikpeazu won with landslide , useless Bello deserve to win in unoppose

who told u Bello cleared the salaries?
another APC propaganda

Merkules:
Imagine my tongue doing things in between those legs..

what is that portruded long thing in between the chickens laps?

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starbuck:
Good day friends.

Something happened last Sunday that made me begin to question these serial killings of women.

I came back from Service and got a call from a strange number, a female.
She said she saw my number in a Longrich Wine flier and that she will like to buy the wine.

The Entrepreneur in me thanked God that my prayers have started working and business is moving to the permanent site.

We talked about the price, but as we were talking, I was hearing a man's voice from the background, telling her what to ask and co.

She left the Wine she saw on the flier and asked about the Sanitary Pad and Panty Liner and I told her their prices.
She mentioned the hotel she was in and we agreed I will deliver to her at the reception by 5pm.

Few minutes to the time, I called her to let her know I was on my way.
She acknowledged that.

I got to the hotel reception and called her that I was downstairs.

That was when gbege started.

Lady: Come up to Room 207.
Me: Pardon?
Lady: Come up to Room 207.
Me: That wasn't the agreement. You said we will meet at the reception.
Lady: I am not dressed. Just come to the room door and I will come out and give you your money.

From the background,,,,

Male: (muffled sound) What is she saying?
Lady: (muffled sound) She hasn't agreed.

Me: Madam please dress up and come down. I will be waiting at the reception.
Lady: What is there na? I told you I am not dressed. Just use the lift.

Like say i never use lift for my life before, and should be jumping up at such privilege,,,,Kai,,,Ijeomaaaaaa!!!

Me: Well my dear, I am not dressed for coming upstairs. If you cant meet me at the reception, then, I will be on my way going.

(Muffled discussion between Male and Lady)

Hmmmmm

Lady: Is this how you treat your customers,,,bla,bla,bla.. Just come upstairs na.
Me: Do have a nice day, Ma.

Hangs up.

Woooow.

Wasted t.fare,,,but that one no pain me.

On my way home,, I don't know why, but the images of the dead ladies with white handkerchiefs round their necks in hotel rooms, kept flashing through my mind.

What if this is the way these victims were lured?

Just what if?

I gisted my Colleague this story yesterday and before I could say anything about my thoughts on the handkerchief saga, my Colleague said,,,,What if this is how they lure all those girls of white handkerchief to the hotel?

Please ladies, especially Entrepreneurs, lets be careful of where we meet customers to transact business and delivery.

Always insist on open places and avoid going at night.

If anything had happened, nobody would have believed I went there for genuine business...

Most people for say na ashawo business I go do.

As much as we hope on God's protection, let us also, protect ourselves, by applying caution in cases like this.

Ladies please go through . We will not be victim in JESUS name. Amen


COPIED

she should have just gone to the police station and invite the police and go over to the room 207 and arrest those bastards

Gartol:
This naija sef, she created job for herself under this useless canals we call politicians and yet they can't provide ordinary security for her citizens. I don't even know what this people in power are doing

you're very stupid.
so the government should send bodyguards and security to guard her abi?
So what if she went to deliver her sales to a client at the client's house and she was murdered?
abi government in power will be monitoring all the citizen's movement.
your sense of reasoning is so wack.
you reason like our IPOB brothers, the flat head brothers

philip0906:

Very useless state... State feels like a jungle

That been said, I think there's a serial killer(s) on the loose in that state

u already said this earlier in one thread and they abused u

Idaraesit98:
lol

abadie afo Aba mmo?

directorXixXICK:
I have a friend that was my roommate in 200L...he packed out to his church apartment because he held a position...i started staying alone and i had a girlfriend and she visits often and stays over during the weekend(but while i was staying with my roomie then i had no girlfriend)...Now my ex roommate wants to come back because his tenure has expired but what becomes of my girlfriend who always spends the weekend at my place
PS:we are now in 400L

please what do i do?

must she always come around for weekend?

tidalstorm:


She bin get guy.
The guy huge, come get money on top.
I am a lover not a fighter.

there's this bestie I have and we've been bestie since 100 level, I've always told her that I'll wanna marry her after I grad. now we're in our 300 and she at times gets angry if I don't call her as I always form busy and anytime I asked to see her she doesn't hesitates even during odd hours.
now she has never dated before according to her and she told me that guys have started asking her out and now I have also developed feelings for her so should I ask her for a relationship/girlfriend?
I'm scared of being turned down cos she respects me a lot and sees me as a child of God.

luvyaself95 Tpiander excessmon

Denikayan:
Use him for money rituals!

why do u always make odd comments?

tpiander:
same ol same ol.

this brother with many tpia monikers.
where have u been?
I Know you've been on nairaland for long but haven't been seeing ur break light

J111333:
Most men that keep female besties are weaklings, don't be a half man half woman my friend.
Learn how to hang out with your fellow species even animals do.

I'm homophobic so I can't do such

tidalstorm:
Firstly, you cannot keep a chicken as a pet
That was how me and one girl where forming friends, i had to run when i started developing feelings

Nothing like male and female bestie, choppings is bound to happen

u started developing feelings and u ran?
why u no ask am out ni

Kingsteve:
Bestie, bestie... before you know it... She don spread legs apart like an eagle's wing.
Still... Bestie, bestie... Guy man don chok prick inside her Toto. Abeg make una leave matter. No be today...

guy u are too raw

BronzeMajik:
don't take it personal, my fiance and I were besties before we took it to the next level.
the young man is only trying to protect his interest.

how long were u guys besties before he proposed?