Go fvck yourself slowpoke, you heard the man say the poor boy is dead and the dude taking pictures has done nothing wrong. Stop being an asssholee that you are!!![quowte author=Administration1 post=69839547]

SO EAT THE PHOTOGRAPH THEN[/quote]

Thank you Sir!

Cumtroller:
Learn to spell...

Best thing ive ever read online in recent times! Thumbs up bro.


[qquote author=oglalasioux post=69177957]How did you get into such union in the first place? To escape poverty? To be at par with your mates? To smite an ex?

Marriage has always been for the wrong reasons since Adam. No marriage has ever been successful; except those governed by religion and stone age cultures and tradition.[/quote]

Anachy loading....

Sincerely, I used to say the same, but if it hasn't happened to you, then you'll keep saying that. Sometimes ago, i said to ma self I wanna catch these Mofos red handed. I closed from work in Ikeja around 5pm and got to Yaba around 6pm. Went straight to their spot with the intention of bursting the scam.

I requested to buy a black berry phone worth 25k from this dude. He told me he's gonna sell it 10k. I bargained and he agreed to sell for 5k.
So I collected the phone for inspection, turned it off and on, and looked at everthing closely....

I was exited and wanted to know what would happen, and how anyone can escape this bait.
I noticed as I tested the device, he had a white handkerchief on the other hand, and kept wrapping the phone up as if he was hiding it from people, but I still didn't care.
So I handed him the 5k, and and he sped off Immediately like he's crazy. I checked the phone it was still on, put in my my pocket, then boarded a bus home.
Just about a quarter of a mile, I started perceiving
Odour of .... you know my 20. Lol. I felt like nah it can't happen. I got home brought the phone out, and it was all a new phone case loaded with nearly cut piece of tiles stucked in FUFU. I just laughed and just tossed it in the bin. I don't know if they are awesome, but I know they are very smart guys!

Ernezee:
[color=#000099][/color] this Omar guy na Odense

It happens everywhere bro! My guy bought an ipad full of floor tiles and cement for yankee.

Sunkyphil:
i thought it only happens at computer villa

..and just right there in the Caribbean, they know so much about Africa, like Nigerian music and the rest of African culture. Who the decendants of slaves offend sef. Y'all keep crying "Black Life Matters" till Jesus comes. Retards!

dairykidd:
Lolzz u guys shouldnt take it too serious abeg.. 80% of Americans ( mostly African Americans) don't know what goes on outside of their cities/ states not to talk of far away Africa. They still hold that old belief that we are very backwards & suffering wars & famine plus all the living hell we sell broadcast through media which their own media picks up to be fed to them.. Ask 10 Americans where in Africa Nigeria is located i swear maybe one or two might be lucky to get close Most of them have lived their whole life in a particular city without even leaving there once... They have all they need except a hand full who move interstate (high profile ones ) the rest are naturally oblivious of the outside world

At first I used to feel inferior, and see these people as better than Africans, till I find out that 55% of them are plainly dumb, and do not know anything outside the shores of their country. A dude once asked me at work if it's true we live in huts, and hunt tigers in Africa. I was so shocked about his level of ignorance. To the black American folks and similar dumb people accross the globe ; please read a book, and do less of your unproductive social media thing.

ItzBIM:
African Americans are the most ignorant set of people you would ever meet. They think the world revolves around around that little ghetto they live. And they will be the first to scream hate and injustice when a white cop blows their brain out yet they keep on disrespecting their fellow blacks. I hope they all get shot in front of their kids by those savage police

I wanna tell you there is nothing anyone can really do about it. You know Baphomet. Yeah as it is ABOVE so it is BELOW. That's just the world we live in, thats what moves the showbiz. There are a whole lot ppl don't know..... by I believe God's not gonna judge ppl based on that.

alBHAGDADI:
The sad part is that nobody will believe the guy's observation which is very true. Before you rubbish his points, first ask yourself which spiritual being will bless someone for having sex in a house for 3 months?

God Almighty or Satan?

Satan is definitely the one that rewards people with such wealth and for doing nothing unique or extraordinary. But Naija youths do not know all of these cos their false pastors don't preach the bitter truth anymore. It's only sugarcoated sermons they preach these days, that's why millions of youths who went to Church still stayed glued to their tv just to watch the winner of the immoral show.

Is there anything like Illuminati? Yes and it's everywhere. They own the BBNaija show which is all scripted to favor whoever sacrifices to Satan the most. There are currently three ways to fame these days.

1. Become an homosexual, bisexual, transgender, bestial etc.

That is why you find so many hollywood and nollywood actors as gays these days. Even musicians and the most hardcore rapper you know of are closet homosexuals.

2. Blood sacrifice

You either sacrifice a family member, your best friend or your child. If you find that part too hard, then you will have to sacrifice youself such that your time on earth will be numbered. Ask yourself why parents or siblings of some stars die shortly after their fame rises. What about those stars that die shortly after they become famous?

3. Trust in God alone

This is the hardest part to fame and you may never get there. You can only attain such fame if what you are doing is positive and is God's will for your life.

You can't become famous by doing something evil and immoral without bowing down to Satan.

Look at all those getting endorsement deals these days. Bobrisky gets endorsed for openly being homosexual. Tonto Dikeh gets awarded as a Niger Delta ambassador for peace even when we all know how violent she is. Bisola who sucked d*ck on TV becomes UN ambassador. BamBam who got sexed in the toilet is currently getting endorsements. Yet, some folks want me to believe it is God the creator of heaven and earth that is blessing them.

I lay the whole blame on Daddy G.Os who no longer preach the truth. They rather waste resources to preach about prosperity on TV, a medium that is capable of turning things around if used to preach against this evil generation. The more the youths hear about prosperity in Church, the more they never realize that BBNaija's logo is satanic, the concept of the show is immoral and only for those who are ever ready to sell their soul to Baphomet the god of this age. He offered Jesus Christ the world only if Jesus would bow down and worship him. What makes you all think he is not applying the same tactics today and to weak humans?

A word is enough for the wise.

You all can do better

U

Fortune (((48)))

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Hi All, Sorry i havent been on Nairaland in a while. I am the one who is awaiting the Trial Week. Am having an interview with a recruiter at Crossover today. @kingsley thanks but you didn't reply my email.

richardjemedafe1:
Thats nOT MY FIELD!!!

But last b4 i 4get. I dedicate this space to all my fellow PDP FANS/MEMBERS!

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....and stop all these zoo nonsense! its so unpatriotic.

freez2ryme:
Nigeria is failed nation, I am no supporter of GREAT BIAFRA but sometimes u c a clear reason why some people re agitating for it.



In this country a Lawmaker will marry a13 years old girl and hide under d umbrella of Islam and nothing will happen



Whaton earth is This zoo called Nigeria waiting for?
Why must religious sentiment impair our sense of reasoning?

They should just go ahead and ban this useless thing called hijab.


May be they re waiting for the #fullnessoftime

Useless Country

Mine was on badoo. Too many gay men on Lagos Island. I was forced to delete my account on that site anyway cos my profile attracted at least 2 men in a week, and i didnt know what i did wrong!

Hi Kingsley, have you heard anything? This recruitment process is long i must say! PLease can you help with their physical address, as i dont know which address to include in the cover letter. tho i found this ( 6011 West Courtyard Dr Austin, TX 78730 United States) Thanks

Kingsleyinfo:


You and this Versata matter sha...

Hahahahahah

Well personally, I am very interested in this offer, because of the career possibilities it holds for me.

Since Nigerian IT companies won't hire me, because of my Mechanical Degree background, and I don't have enough cash flow to attain all my certifications just yet, I hope this pans out. I can learn alot from their technologies.

They have exposed me to technologies that I only knew about in theory, and am all excited to learn alot about ERP systems.

The future of IT is in SaaS, and Versata is a big player in that industry. Even SAP has to pay them for Using their Patented code, without authorization.

This trial week was tasking, but I have really learnt alot. I will keep you guys updated on the outcome, and how the whole process goes.

We are all learning from this experience....

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Bridgetown:


The only solution is to overcome the fear of your husband cheating. Because he will definitely cheat to excite himself but if you can live with it and advise him to always use condoms the better for you. I don't think he can divorce you base on that but nagging towards suspicion that he is cheating will cost you your marriage.

I feel your husband pain because I once dated a girl with lax virginal too, i didn't end the relationship but I ran away. There was no friction whatsoever and I felt embarrassed.
Your beloved husband should try and handle the situation with love since you are now the mother of his kids. Sex is not everything in life.

[color=#000099][/color] like that part that says "Sex is not everything in life". Youre so on point.

Really? She no wan use snake tie belt na. I will beat her till i get TIRED! simple.

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