I know there's something wrong somewhere. He is probably AS.

But, since he is the father, he should just start focusing on taking good care of the child.

The pain sicklers go through during their crisis is not a small thing.

Accept it in good faith.

Instead of new stand-alone versions, Windows 10 would be improved in regular installments, the firm said.

I wonder how many service packs Windows 10 will end up having

Dammytrager:
Sure, I also won't forget to bring your pampers along cos I heard you've not stopped bedwetting

Dammytrager:
I saw self help from a distance, I haven't gotten close to it, buh its a bit distant from the blocks and get used to the rats they are ur pals, you'll know in due time

It won't be easy adapting to such

Lmaooo @ this

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Thanks!

Dammytrager:


The best place you can enjoy your fresher's life is Angola and moz, no beef, For those of you posted in awo, hehe!!!...rats has also a bedspace in awo, don't be surprised if you start feeling some ticklish touch on your hand, my brother you're not dreaming, its rats that is eating your hand, the toilets in awo is nothing to write home about, the only neat blocks in awo are 7 & 8, buh there are less cases of theft in awo cos of the consciousness.

Rats? I can't stand them oh

Tell me you've seen Awo Self Help and it's neat

and beware of hotplates they can shock a lot, heard they shock only non virgins

This is funny

^^^

No be only you oh

I just like the "Reporting Live From Ife"

Dammytrager,

How is campus?

SaintRobs:
This is too expensive! Don't play prank on us again oooo,else ...

He must have gotten you

PHgirl:


Would you believe them over me?
*singing* Baby, I'll be loving you forever and a day more

PHgirl:

This comes to mind

♪ The people are talking, the people are saying
That you have been playing my heart like a grand piano ♪



♪ So play on, play on, play on
Play on, play on, play on
Play on, play on, play on ♪



Let's see who gives you breakfast in bed tomorrow

9blast:
just like dat?? Money good o

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PHgirl:


Lol. Do I look like Stella Obasanjo? 95% for me, Dazzle and Aisha can share the remaining 5%. I'm down for the first wife thing if you become president. And I promise, no PEJ-like speeches. Deal?

Nne, we have a deal

PHgirl:


God, you're a clown. What % of love will I receive?

33.333%

You can have the title of first wife just in case I become the president.

Fair bargain?

Timmytimmy:


E-diot, you saved the number, don't lie

That's not my style

PHgirl:


I don't share.

There's love in sharing

.

Timmytimmy:




Dejii01, you don't need to look far. They are here.

Aeeshar, are you hausa?

Lool

Aeeshar is yoruba oh

PHgirl:


That's easy. Dazzlemee, Aeeshar and PHgirl.

Oh my, oh my! You want to be among the trio?

*wipes tears of joy*

Let's make Nigeria great again.

Aaeeshar:

go for him nw

Alhaja

dazzlemee:


Hahaha that's unfair o...you want my connections?

Yes I do


I was going to make a wonderful line using the word 'connection' to toast you but I'm a retired flirt



I now lecture Timmytimmy and his gang

Timmytimmy:


What age do you consider old?

@bolded. I met the right guy. He is dejii01

9blast is looking at you with one eye

Timmytimmy:
7 years...hmmm

So many many many paths lay ahead of me that I could even be a woman in 7 years

Let God take control.

I summon Uu mm, Dejii01 and baby smart. Oya oh, comman answer before I say my own(most probable)

Hmmmmm, lemme see.

7 years from now, I'll be planning on starting my one Nigeria family. 3 wives! One Hausa, One Yoruba and One Igbo













Just kidding

Lemme goan think about it. Meanwhile, others should write theirs.

dazzlemee:


Lwkmd its not the same school jare... I cant change to medcine like that except I am the vc's daughter but if im going for medicine in unilorin or afe I will change to a biology course in oau. I am indecisive af. I need delivranz.. May GOD take control in my life

Lmao. I know your type, the type to sit in the boutique for hours just to pick one cloth.

Wait,

If you're going for medicine in Unilorin or Afe, you'll change to a biology course in OAU?

Geology → Computer Engineering → a Biology Course

I still maintain my stance Your connection ehn!

dazzlemee:
In seven years time I see myself serving (if im going for a medical degree) or working and getting ready to settle down or already married by GOD'S grace

Lol. Geology → Computer Engineering → Medical degree

Your connections must be out of this world [s][size=4pt]just like the pounded yam and egusi you promised me.[/size][/s]

Aaeeshar:

it may not b in oau

Lol, you might change school too? Just like Dazzlemee

Aaeeshar:

In sha Allah......if things work out d way I planned, I c myself preparing 4 my youth service. provided all ASUU factors remain constant

Don't forget OAU factors too

9blast:
Guys,just a random question for y'all,don't think about my e-personality,I'm usually serious sometimes too...and pls,let ur answers be reasonable.

Where do you see urselves 7years from now?

Get the ball rolling

Timmytimmy:


Should I be looking for Johnny before?

I will say no more

9blast:
And deji go garnish am with hausa punchlines...no worry,autotune go help u

Autotune not needed jare

Timmytimmy:


If we aren't shooting a video, count me out.

Somebody is looking for Caro.

dazzlemee:


Ikr..I didn't see anything on wrong with her personality.. I hope she comes baq