Kimbeast:
Out of all our new signings, Werner seems like the weakest link and maybe havertz. That kid looks skinny as fuccck.

This is funny. If Abraham was as strong as Havertz, he would have scored over 20 goals. Dude is actually very skillful for his frame, a little bit fast and he gets fouled quite often.

I see a Scummy trying to console Prof. Raum

raumdeuter:


When your striker is top 5 all time CL scorer we can have a conversation
Behind only Messi Ronaldo and Raul

I understand that a Chelsea fan will be bitter that 1 player scored and assisted 7 goals in 2 matches vs your team

4th all time CL scorer Robert Lewandowski slayer of Chelsea

Same way Ryan Giggs is behind Ronaldo and Messi in the assists chart.
We can now see the reason why you hate Chelsea players. Slayer of Chelsea indeed

19 May 2012, Allianz Arena Munich, Germany
So ein toller Tag

Nezzjnr:
Hey Guys I'm +1 today

Happy birthday. May you get a Cloudfare error message anytime you open our thread

raumdeuter:


4th all time CL top scorer. Where do your Torres and Giroud rank

No wonder Lewandowski dey face Chelsea and he scored and assisted 7 goals in 180mins

He also scored 4 in 90 against Madrid. Your own Lewanflopski couldn't
Beast a UCL final
Score a goal in the World Cup. They came fourth ffs
Get a shot on target in 3 matches at Euro 2016
Maybe we should give him an award for being the 4th all time CL top scorer. We should also give Ansu Fati an award too

airmark:





Raumdeuter still dey chop Ls during international break.

I'm just applying the principles of Amalanomics

BlueAngel444:
even a 38year old Ibrahimovic cannot do that

raumdeuter:


You talking about Giroud?
7 world cup games no shot on target

How many CL goals does he even have

According to you, Giroud is a carry along striker and Lewanflopski is the fourth highest goal scorer. How do we tell the world that such a goal scoring machine couldn't
1. Get a shot on target against N.Ireland, Germany and Ukraine. Milik is shocked

2. Get a goal or assist in 3 games against Senegal, Columbia and Japan. Musa is ashamed

3. 2 UCL finals without a goal or assist. Mandzukic is bewildered

Can only be one player. The Legend of Gibraltar

How on earth do you play against N.Ireland, Germany and Ukraine as the main striker without a shot on target

Qualifiers
48 games: 40 goals, 14 assists

Competition proper
14 games: 2 goals, 2 assists

Y'all know who it is
Clue: 4 goals vs Gibraltar, 10 vs the Amalekites

Someone should help me call Sir Raum ooh

BlueAngel444:
you are talking about Lewandoski that thank God he has finally redeemed himself at 33, before he leaves behind a legacy of constantly bottling it against top opposition in UCL, thank God for gnabry, and Coman in his life, if they did not step up with would be a different story.

He hasn't redeemed shit. I want Prof. Raum to come and tell me why Lewanflopski hasn't beasted a CL final. I also want to know why he has such a shitty international career.

raumdeuter:


Torres benchwarmer and flop for Chelsea, when Spain won the CL 0 goals
Torres when Chelsea won the CL 3 goals

Lewandoski when Bayern won the CL 15 goals (5 times the goals of Torres)

Torres entire CL career 20 goals
Lewandoski this season alone 15 goals

Torres: CL final- No goal

Lewanflopski's CL final- No goal

Torres: Euro 2008/2012 finals-

Lewanflopski's Euro 2016- First shot on target, Round of 16

Torres' World Cups: 4 goals and a trophy

Lewanflopski's World Cup: Played every minute of all three matches without scoring. I think Crychokewack stole his boots

raumdeuter:


Klose can show World cup goals
Lewandoski can show CL goals

Tell us your favourite striker and what stats they can show

Torres is my favourite striker
Using Amalametrics ™
World Cup trophy/goals: Torres ✓, Lewanflopski
Euro trophy/goals: Torres✓ , Lewanflopski
Champions League trophy/goals: Torres✓ , Lewanflopski ✓
As the Vice-Chancellor of ApariSports University, who is better sir?

raumdeuter:


Lewandoski 4th all time scorer in the CL. Let us know about your favourite strikers

It doesn't matter. Klose is the all time World Cup goal scorer. Looks like the little toe of Torres is greater than the entire career of our dear Lewanflopski

raumdeuter:


Carry along

Torres in world cup won by SPain 0 goals
Giroud in world cup won by France 0 goals

Chelsea is blessed with impotent strikers

Hmmmn. Looks like the bar is a little too high for our dear Lewanflopski. How about Euros. Any idea?

raumdeuter:


Lewandoski 4th highest goal scorer in CL history. 15 CL goals this season alone.

Let me know about your favourite striker

Don't care.
Torres: Multiple International trophies and a CL trophy
Wake me up when Lewandowski beasts a major final

Methinks the big toe of Fernando Torres is greater than Lewandowski

Liverpool no get official thread? I thought they put it on FP once

nihilistjnr:


I will play Ziyech at 10, Werner 7, Havertz 9

I didn't like Ziyech against Brighton. He wasn't making any better runs from that wing. He was asking for ball to feet and playing like a 10.

Let him kuku play in that middle, and let Werner use his direct running to open up angles for incisive passes.

True sha. He sometimes moves into the midfield. Playing Werner as a 7 will reduce the creativity from that side. Let him hustle with Pulisic for that LW. One of them should be able to form a Ziyech/Promes partnership.
Havertz plays like Ziyech, pairing them on the right side might be a bit too much. 9 looks like an ok position for him.

Unlimited22:

Azpilicueta, Ampadu??

Truth be told, Azpi is getting old . Ampadu should be able to displace Rudiger and Christensen if he's given the chance. I don't know if Lamps will give him that opportunity though.

BlueMann:


I think this is more like it.

Either this, or a 4-2-3-1 with Kova and Kante at the base, and Kai/Mount as the lone AMF.

I don't think I'm the biggest fan of a Kova/Kante midfield.

Segedinho:


You outlined d ideal formation.

We are just tweaking it cos Werner doesn't seems a box 9

That's the problem. Aguero comes to mind

Pulisic - Werner - Ziyech
Mount - Havertz
Kante
Chilwell - Silva - Zouma - James
Anybody not named Kepa

Odoi- sub for Pulisic/Ziyech
Giroud/Tammy can play the CF role
Werner can play LW
Kovacic can replace Mount/Havertz
Gilmour- sub for Kante
RLC- sub for Mount/Havertz till he's fully fit
Christensen has this season to prove himself. He can be swapped for Ginger sha

Rudiger should be sent to BAYERN

ennyjay72:
I don't blame them,if you see how dry their thread is

Why art thou so mean?

odizeey:

I've told you I don't care about your club. Watch how season starts and I'll be missing when the time comes.

I'm just like John the Baptist, preparing the way for he who is greater than I.

John the Baptist indeed . Shey ur head fit enter this headpan? We go need am for banter

We don't care about Chelsea FC. We truly don't

The jet that brought Havertz here should take Rudiger to Bayern

Segedinho:


Why u come sound like a scummy nah...


See d kind martial art i want tk run enter u like d way magwaya run enter those mopol.

Die this matter before you give these Scummies more points abeg

RTSC:
As an aside, who else thimks marina gravnoskaia deserves a stature at stamford bridege.

She is better than any male negotiator in football today.

She is really using her female charms to overpower clubs.

£67 million as guaranteed payment for havertz minus add-ons after all the gra gra.

Nah! Ed Woodwork is the Tim Southwood of negotiations.

Segedinho:

We agree

No dey fall my hand

Our front four is better than Chelsea's. Not that we've seen them(Chelsea) play, but because we bought ours for the price of a loaf of bread and two fishes �