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Travel / Re: Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos by Dez80(m): 8:31am On Jan 12, 2015
alberto2k:
Drinking garri with hot water in the afternoon undecided

hahaha, u sabi lie o
Travel / Re: Crazy Things People Do During Harmattan Season In Jos by Dez80(m): 8:29am On Jan 12, 2015
emmyspark007:
Smoking weed jez to stay warm

lol, is this what u cud tink of? Watch ur back for police!
Religion / Re: How Can A Christian Handle Sexual Urge? by Dez80(m): 3:51pm On Jan 11, 2015
LucemFerre:
Buy 1 carton of dudu-osun for prevention against germs and bags of pure water don't use well water prevention against tape worm, download better mojo... Bros and Service yourself all you want... Fasting and prayers no dey cure konji... If not the next time you sneeze na sperm go comot some time later if you dey cry, your tears go thick (water+sperm)... Next you go just start to dey smell yam water from no where (catarrh + sperm).

Help yourself o... If God no want make you do soapy him for no allow konji torment you.

hahahahahahaahaha, u got me laughing real hard here

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Politics / Re: Aggrieved 22 PDP Guber Aspirants To Meet Buhari, Declare For APC January 12 by Dez80(m): 1:58am On Jan 11, 2015
Flye:

My brother people are dumping a sinking ship, it is now the duty of the captain of the new ship to change the orientation of the new passengers on board his ship so that they will not wreck it like the sinking one.

still i fear these politicians who dump one party for another. They have trust issues and are dangerously ambitious wit no thots of the masses at heart. Talking from experience
Politics / Re: Apc In Yet Another Certificate Scandal! by Dez80(m): 1:54am On Jan 11, 2015
Blah blah blah
is certificates now the new way of blocking people who are ready to serve n change Nigeria?

LETS TRY APC AND SEE. IF THEY FAIL US, THEN WE WILL KNOW NIGERIA WASNT MEANT TO BE

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Politics / Re: Aggrieved 22 PDP Guber Aspirants To Meet Buhari, Declare For APC January 12 by Dez80(m): 1:42am On Jan 11, 2015
That's why i dont trust this APC people. Its the same PDP thieves dat are mostly found there

still - Buhari for change!
Politics / Re: Implications Of A Loss by Gej On The South South Region OF Nigeria by Dez80(m): 1:38am On Jan 11, 2015
Gej's incompetence n thievery is a National disgrace.
Put all issues aside, be it ethnic,religion,etc or whasover n lets salvage Nigeria from total collapse

dont waste ur vote AGAIN!

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Politics / Re: I’ve Forgiven Buhari, Says Tunde Thompson, Journalist Jailed Under Decree 4 by Dez80(m): 1:35am On Jan 11, 2015
Even people who arent suppose to forgive Buhari are with him as a result of Gej's incompetence n thievery.
Put all issues aside, be it ethnic,religion,etc or whasover n lets salvage Nigeria from total collapse

dont waste ur vote AGAIN!

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Religion / Re: Crossover Service: Nigerians Blast Chris Oyakhilome Over Gate Fees by Dez80(m): 11:13am On Jan 06, 2015
mencade4:
we have 3 top thieves in the church today.

They are ranked as follows:

1. Oyedepo: richest pastor in african...with 4 private jets. Which business does he run? None but stealing church money for his personal pockets. thief!

2. Adeboye: anoda grand thief....that collects tithes, using psychology to put fear into members. Last year made his members contributes 10 billion in a single week. thief.

3. Oyakhilome: a womanizer and a thief, who said masturbation is not a sin. He has succeeded in twisting the brains of members of his social clubs...believers lovers world.

Thief!


If you took tithe from the old testament why didny you acccept the rest laws of the old testaments?

Did jesus pay tithe? Where did paul pay tithe in the bible or peter?

Thieves......we need to judge these con men here in this world. God will do his own later.


Liberation for gullible nigerians!


Of any of them assume they can curse me....let the curse go back to their head and their entire generation....thieves. They can do nothing.....fake men!

Lol, vex small small na my bros.
Indeed any curse from dis fake men wont work joor
Politics / Re: INEC Bans Use Of Govt Cash, Resources For Campaigns by Dez80(m): 12:20am On Jan 06, 2015
Imagine the hypocricy!
The 21 billion donation was hustled legitimately? How did a few individual come up wit such huge amounts?
Mtchewww, everybody in Gej administration is a thief and a clueless fellow

lets try Buhari and see ojare
Celebrities / Re: First Obama Family Instagram Image Has A Hip Hop Twist by Dez80(m): 12:07am On Jan 06, 2015
Any latest on the Buhari's certificate?

Nigeria's news isnt rocking here in New Zealand where i school

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Health / Re: How's The Cold In Your Area And How Best Are You Dealing With it? by Dez80(m): 12:03am On Jan 06, 2015
Its simple to deal with it

BLEEP HARD AND THE SWEATING IS SO REFRESHING!

thats what i do every morning
Romance / Re: Funny Things Ladies Do To Gain Attention Of Guys by Dez80(m): 11:59pm On Jan 05, 2015
Dont you have better things to post?

Any news on the buhari's certificate? I WANT THAT MAN IN ASO ROCK ASAP

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Politics / Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by Dez80(m): 11:51pm On Jan 05, 2015
nduchucks:
If only $1billion per year is used for Buhari's Welfare program, that will amount to $4billion, in his first term.

Nwanne m, I prefer the $4billion used in this manner than to have $4billion paid to subsidy thieves monthly, $1bilion given to GEJ cronies in import waivers per year, or $20 - 65billion stolen by NNPC rougues per year.

SAI BUHARI

God bless your generation!

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Politics / Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by Dez80(m): 11:48pm On Jan 05, 2015
Mogidi:
How would he fund it, (I see you asking) probably after stabilizing world oil prices, this Muguhari is a closet genius.

Anyway certificates please.

must one who has real leadership qualities show a certificate?
Phones / Help! by Dez80(m): 1:56pm On Jan 04, 2015
Pls someone should help me on how to deactivated messages from a certain 7801 from mtn. It deducts money from my account everyday for nothing. I called mtn and they are telling me that the 7801 isn't from them pls help its really annoying

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Politics / Re: Missing $20b: Mystery Over Audit Report, Nigeria’s Finance Minister Covering Up by Dez80(m): 6:13am On Dec 27, 2014
Ekawu:
so Sanusi was right afterall

why did you ever doubt him? Are you from France?

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Politics / Re: Missing $20b: Mystery Over Audit Report, Nigeria’s Finance Minister Covering Up by Dez80(m): 6:11am On Dec 27, 2014
Okonjo-iweala is the coolest liar ever liveth
when u listen to her talk,u wil smell lies n deceit

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Politics / Re: Man Demands Reps Pay Him N115m For Helping Them Draft 50 Questions! by Dez80(m): 6:07am On Dec 27, 2014
Many of them in the national assembly cant make a good sentence. What do you expect?

Fake legislathieves

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Travel / Re: Passengers Stranded At Lagos Airports Over Increased Fares by Dez80(m): 5:32pm On Dec 26, 2014
They are just lucky Nigerian roads arent good and smooth like what i enjoy here in turkey

they wud be begging customers to come fly with them
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why A Woman Should Be A Gold Digger by Dez80(m): 4:22pm On Dec 26, 2014
jmoore:
If your rich husband becomes broke, you can then divorce him and look for another rich man to marry.

Op, add the above to it.

angry

mtchewww, u dey mind these nowadays shameless n moral-less women?
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 3 Nigerian Entertainers Who Are Addicted To Sex (Photos) by Dez80(m): 12:12am On Dec 24, 2014
PerfumeRepublik:
Talk is cheap, they could be even be Logs of wood.
Forget the maheeda Bad Girl image, that's just for publicity and sales.
The ones who are the baddest don't even like discussing the topic

no be lie. like my girlfriend for instance. She can pretend in public when there is sex talk n she doesnt even like watching blue films. but behind close doors, we can tumble all day n she never gets tired. In otherwords, my girl is one of the baddest sex addict ever liveth. Im not complaining tho

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Romance / Re: Help Me Advice My Friend by Dez80(m): 3:50pm On Nov 21, 2014
Priceless24:


Can you not see that it is a joke?

it was really a dry one then grin
Politics / Re: 130 Reps Sign Impeachment Notebook Over Police Interference by Dez80(m): 11:25am On Nov 21, 2014
bokoslayer:
Yesterday it was 120 signatures, overnight it became 130. I'm sure by tomorrow, they will have 361 signatures. Bunch of gate-climbing criminals!

hahahahahahaha,bros you funny o.
What do you expect from people who never got votes in a legitimate way?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Adebayor Accuses Family Of "Plotting Juju" Against Him by Dez80(m): 7:49am On Nov 21, 2014
nellybadas:
Could this be true? Or just a blogger somewhere trying to get traffic!!

just what im thinking, the story is very fake
Romance / Re: How Do I Say No? by Dez80(m): 7:45am On Nov 21, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
must u quOte me?

must you talk shit at people? Na you get the shop wey him dey go play bets? Amebo
Romance / Re: Help Me Advice My Friend by Dez80(m): 6:59am On Nov 21, 2014
Priceless24:
She is a winsh that has been sent to steal his destiny. He needs to see a prophet ASAP, winshes are not smiling

do you attend mountain of fire church? Thats how they reason - winch,winch,winch.....
Romance / Re: Help Me Advice My Friend by Dez80(m): 6:57am On Nov 21, 2014
roymary:
OP

Go and do your homework- School dey tomorrow.

have you finished doing urs?
Romance / Re: Help Me Advice My Friend by Dez80(m): 6:55am On Nov 21, 2014
Afrok:
Op girls like that are everywhere, it's either U run, make her run or start showing I Don't Care Attitude Towards Her.
That girl is selfish, she keeps satisfying her konji with her guy and doesn't want to be symbiotic with U but worst of it all, she doesn't want U to go ahead and look for another fish in the river.

Op ehn dis one wey d girl dey text ur friend all these things and she no wan gree for him, I think he is in a zone where there is no network for anything called Feelings.
He should do his thing and forget about her, she doesn't want to be with him and she must not stop him from being with another lady.

Finally, op how matured are the two parties involved? May be ur friend is dull especially the indoor visitation aspects.

lol, i wil get him to read this. He is mature enuf but not the notice me or busybody type. Very reserve guy
Romance / Re: How Do I Say No? by Dez80(m): 11:34pm On Nov 20, 2014
ALKARULEZ615:
who dash u work?

Abeg go continue ur nairabet jhor undecided

amebo, u sabi am?

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