HERE IS A PROBLEM MY JUNIOR FRIEND CAME TO ME WITH,PLS HELP ME ADVICE HIM

I HAVE ASKED HER NUMEROUS TIMES TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. SHE ALWZ SAYS 'NO, I HAVE A SERIOUS DATE'
I EVEN BEGGED HER TO MAKE ME HER ASSISTANT BOYFRIEND SHE LAUGHED N SAID 'I CANT CHEAT ON MY GUY'

BUT,
EVRY MORNING ON WHATSAPP 'GUDMORN HONEY,HOW WAS UR NITE? WISH U A LOVELY DAY AHEAD'
EVERY NITE B4 I SLEEP 'SWEET DREAMS HONEY,SLEEP TIGHT. I LOVE YOU'
HER WORDS ON CHATS TOYS WIT MY HORMONES,BUT SHE IS ADAMANT SHE WONT DATE ME. I WAS EVEN GIVING MYSEF FALSE HOPE THAT MAYBE SHE IS JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET UNTIL SHE WEAKEN ME WEN SHE SHOWED ME HER BOYFRIEND,HMMM.

OK.JUS DIS EVENING,SHE CAME TO MY PLACE TO SAY HI AS USUAL N MET ME DISCUSSING WIT MY SISTER'S FRIEND (WHO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND) N YOU NEED TO SEE HER FACE, IT WAS ALMOST DISFIGURED WIT HATE. SHE WALKED OUT WITOUT GREETING N SENT ME A TEXT 'SO,DIS WHAT U DO BEHIND MY BACK?'

IM SO CONFUSED BRO, WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME?

kokoA:
Happy birthday. But are you related to Yaya Toure

why did you ask bro?

Help out a fellow folks,esp the married ones.
How will a married woman bear her husband names?
Example: a man's name is Gabriel maduka Chukwuemeka, and the lady's name is Jennifer.
Will she bear Jennifer Gabriel Maduka Chukwuemeka or Jennifer Maduka Chukwuemeka?
Can she skip my own name or how is it done? Help pls

p.s - my mother remarried before i grew up, I should have learnt from her

malele:
Northern Nigeria is running wild

*in will smith's voice*
Wild wild north

Omexonomy:
So a lot of people realy and truly love this man and want him back

they want him back cos, his adminstration is corruption friendly n their sins will never be exposed but would rather be praised

kudoxs:
Happy birthday ko, happy deathday ni, our girls are still missing and u are here crying about something as irrelevant as this... You dunno u are a year closer to ur death day.

dont be a sadist bro. No mata what happens, we shld value certain achievements in our respective lives.

Thank you all for finding time to wish me a 'happy birthday' God bless you all!

tpiah2:
bro are you a baby?

why dont you just wish yourself happy birthday using your other monikers if nl approbation is so important to you.

abi dont people start threads and have entire conversations with themselves under different logos.

why trying to put people on a guilt trip over your birthday?

wow, bro do people here actually do that? Hahaha

ITS OFFICIAL!!!

NOBODY LOVES ME

EVEN WHEN I POSTED ON NAIRALAND THAT TODAY 29 OCT IS MY BIRTHDAY, I GOT NO BIRTHDAY WISH,NOTHING!

I GOT JUST TWO CALLS CONCERNING MY BIRTHDAY N THEY CALLED TO ASKED IF TODAY WAS REALLY MY BIRTHDAY. I HAD TEARS IN MY EYES.

OHH, WHY IM I SO UNLOVED?

*FINALLY CRYING*

Dear nairalanders, today 29th oct is my birthday.
Pls you all should wish me a happy birthday cos my family and friends will always forget and im very tired of reminding them.

It happens every year n i think they wont remember as well this year!

Thank you all!

Looking at the stunts of Patricia Ette n Diezani etc, Nigerian women are worse wen it comes to governance n managing resources. They wil cause such an uproar!

Hmmm, I just pray we wont wake one morning to hear ''Nigeria is missing'' as well

I was playing one of his songs one day and my mother asked 'what kind of music is that? Since dat day i only play his songs using ear piece

Older folks find his songs repulsive!

LesbianBoy: Lmao @ ''irreconciliable differences''! We nigerians can sabi use 'big english' to cover things eh! To all those who would like to know, the ''irreconciliable differences'' is that her husband decided to dump her because he married her 6years ago, fucCked her so many times, yet no pregnancy! As if that was not enough, she even cheated on him! IMAGINE! Anyways, i guess this is the price for snatching someone else's husband! Ini edo down! Mercy johnson, Nuella njubigbo and other husband snatchers to go!

chai, you be professional amebo!

After reading all the comments, i neva saw one state a fact,which is;

whereva muslims are gathered or found, terror related activities wil rear it head. Muslims,wat does their religion teach them? Kill wat u can create?

Una no dey sleep for nairaland?

I got this info from a very reliable source that even the governor of cross river state n his wife bathed with salt n water this early morning as a result of that ebola prank. Hmmm, ebola na wa
if u have heard of any celebrity who also felled for d prank, you can share

I got this info from a very reliable source that even the governor of cross river state bathed with salt water hahahaha chai, Ebola na wa o!
Share any info about a celebrity who fell for the ebola prank

Una neva see anyting. Shebi una bin wan die foram during him election wen he was in APC? The monster don grow na

Hahahaha. when it comes to money, pastors can be easily n foolishly fooled.

OmoAlata1:

you are an idi.ot that for that comment. I pray you will never have a sister,daughter, cousin, friend, niece, etc in a domestic violence situation

I an idi.ot? I gree. Wen u girl child wants to get married,advice her to be mouthy,disrespectful n unreasonable to her husband wen tings arent going well. If d man na short tempered man, u wil remember my comment

[quote author=damiso]

What is she adding you on FB for?

amebo! Wetin concern u?

ephee:

Taking responsibilty of expenses on the child was a way of easing him of depression and despite the support he never appriciate evrytin the woman does.he keeps malice at evry slight quarrel and hits u at evry utterance .the man isn't ready to work and fend for his family instead he prefers the woman to work and fend for herself and child while he sorts out himself and even wen he has little cash he ends up using it on sports betting and watching footbal then ends up drinking garri for dinner or sleep on empty stomach.

Is that what being a man is about?

dis is a different issue from d topic my dear. Add me on facebook (desmond Arikpo - wit d man utd pic) we shld discus widely on dis. Ciao

Ladystewie: sharrap nd get off ma thread!!

na ur type d lose husband to ekaette hahahaha

ephee:

Wen a man is not fending for d family and the wife takes up d responsibility and each tyme the woman keeps the home the manly ego increases so that he wunt loose face.

Is anger or frustration a reason to keep hitting ur wife at evry slightest provocation?

dats a different thing altogether. Ur man is down, n u are probably using ur current position to disrespect,oppress,make him look inferior,etc hence his annoyance n violence. (many women are like dat,dem dey grow wings wen dem hold pass dia husband)

alutacontinua:


comments like this make me wanna commit Nairaland violence

why? *perplex*

Question is, WETIN THE WOMEN DEY DO WEY THE ATTRACT THE DOMESTIC VIOLENCE?
Shey man dey craze to just beat d woman like dat wen she do noting ni?

Watch dat ur sharp mouth dear,dat is wat annoys ur short-tempered husband or boyfriend!

Is dat so?

Una neva tire for dis una nollywood films? Mtcheeew!

Yeye Jona, always doing things wey no dey favour the masses

I go just bone n do like say i no hear. Wetin sef, mess na crime?