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Family / Re: What's The Craziest Thing Your Kid Or Baby Relation Has Done? by DICKtator: 8:48pm On Dec 26, 2017
Drinking Gulder

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Attends Rhythm Unplugged With His "Small" Nokia by DICKtator: 8:15pm On Dec 24, 2017
Always wearing white. This ROF people, they don't pretend about their association

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Celebrities / Re: Wasilat Olaronke Marshal Buried In Toronto Canada by DICKtator: 11:08am On Dec 20, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


So KWAM1 can't afford to fly his daughter's corpse back to Nigeria.

Such a shame?

Muslims always bury the dead ASAP, you know this but i'll pretend like you don't!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Bitter Experience Today As A Marketer by DICKtator: 10:39am On Dec 20, 2017
Why don't i believe this story? Perhaps you want to evoke sympathy and subtly advertise your products/services here?

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Travel / Re: Man Deported From India Cries Out For Help As His Family Is Stranded In India by DICKtator: 2:09pm On Dec 10, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim And Jay Z Pictured Together by DICKtator: 3:19pm On Dec 05, 2017
Very old picture.


This was at the same time the Choc Boyz were at ROC Nation
He probably just posted it just to pay homage to Jay Z on his birthday

Op respect yourself!


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Education / Re: Ondo Govt. Hands Off Payment Of WAEC Exam For Students by DICKtator: 10:39am On Nov 30, 2017
9jakohai:


Yes, because unfortunately oil our main source of income is falling in price....so either costs are cut....OR the state takes anoda loan, or taxes are raised.


Yeah!
Right!
I support this.

Costs must be cut

This means that the Governor and his cabinet members would cut their salaries, the house of assembly members too.

Also excessive "in-house" government expenditure must be cut aggressively too!
Even those local government councillors that are the bedrock and champions of corruption must be affected by this cut!

I concur!


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Business / Re: Black Friday Madness In Shocking Photos by DICKtator: 2:19pm On Nov 26, 2017
Explorers:
Shoppers will spend nearly £8billion this weekend as stores slash prices for Black Friday.



Desperate customers rip into the huge stacks of TVs in Sau Paulo this morning as the Black Friday chaos begins





Shoppers wait outside the entrance to Game in Westfield Shopping Centre in Stratford, east London after the video game retailer opened its doors at midnight for Black Friday.

$50 billion was spent in America alone.

Capitalism stays winning


Jeff Bezos income also went up too

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya: "I Don't Know Shatta Wale, Is He A Shoemaker Or A Plumber" (Video) by DICKtator: 10:45pm On Nov 25, 2017
Lool

Who actually is Scatter Wale?
Everyone keeps referencing him

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Romance / Re: Guys! Why You Should Stop Sleeping With That Cheating Girlfriend by DICKtator: 10:40pm On Nov 25, 2017
Let sleeping biatch Dogs lie



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Romance / Re: Man Poses Nude In Couple's Photoshoot With His Woman by DICKtator: 3:10pm On Nov 18, 2017
Am I the only one that saw his Timberlands and concluded that he is a New Yorker?

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Phones / Re: Where Do Things Deleted On Phones Go To? by DICKtator: 3:01pm On Nov 18, 2017
Who remembers TuneUp utility?(I think It's still available on CNEt)

Had a lot of functions like secured file deletion,restore file, system optimization and the likes

That was what I used to rely on to completely shred/delete any unwanted file!

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Phones / Re: Where Do Things Deleted On Phones Go To? by DICKtator: 2:56pm On Nov 18, 2017
Vacora:


I am also on Quora. I am amazed by the breath of knowledge on there. I’ve always known that Nairaland is now filled with prepubescent kids and ne’er do wells.


I am also on Quora and I believe both of you are wrong!

Some Quoran members joke around with their answers too

Perhaps y'all just stick with the upvoted answers and jump to conclusions that all "glitters" there!

I read most,if not all, of the responses and I must admit, you find people either being sarcastic or joking !
I don't see anything wrong in people displaying such here! (In my own opinion)
Lil humor,or to try to be humorous, doesn't hurt!

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Phones / Re: Where Do Things Deleted On Phones Go To? by DICKtator: 2:49pm On Nov 18, 2017
olaniyi0:
it doesn't go anywhere bro, it's still on d phone and marked as free memory which will be overwrite by another thing u store on d phone later on. that why u see people restoring some lost files even after they've deleted it, it stays on d phone until anoda app overwrites it

Not a tech guru but I believe this!

Or how do you explain the FBI,CIA and police retrieving deleted files/information from suspects computer system after hacking into it.

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of My School Daughter/bestie... Getting Married Next Week. by DICKtator: 4:54pm On Nov 15, 2017
grbgrb4:

BRO, STOP DISGRACING YOURSELF, THAT'S AN IRONY.

No. I'm not.

The message would've have been conveyed better in italics or inverted comma.

But it wasn't

So I could choose to "pretend" I don't know what it meant!

I'm also amazed at how you missed my sarcasm too!

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Politics / Re: Labour Party NWC Dispels Alleged INEC Recognition Of Expelled Former Chairman by DICKtator: 3:39pm On Nov 15, 2017
He has a natural gold tooth.

Ehen alhaji

Ah alhaji
Bururkutkku!

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of My School Daughter/bestie... Getting Married Next Week. by DICKtator: 3:37pm On Nov 15, 2017
femidejulius:
Your school daughter is very slim.

We wish her all the best.

Hope she knows her pictures are now public information? You know, just in case there are some she doesn't want to know.


Very slim?

Wait, is it your glasses or the type of phone/laptop you're using?

I am asking for a friend

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Celebrities / Re: I Put All My Boys In Business Class - Davido Brags As They Jet To Dubai by DICKtator: 3:24pm On Nov 15, 2017
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwean Soldiers Force Policemen To Sit On The Ground After Take Over by DICKtator: 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2017
Goddygee:
Lol, Zimbabwe will be on the news this week, I love this drama but God Why na... This should have been a certain country that starts with the Letter N and ends in A...



NAMIBIA?

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Events / Re: Female 'Best Man' Steals The Show At Her Brother's Wedding In Akwa Ibom. Photos by DICKtator: 9:37pm On Nov 11, 2017
This is the time that they would all start marrying.
Why didn't they get married before he became governor?


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Crime / Re: Court Orders Navy To Pay N75M To Man In Cross River Over Illegal Torture by DICKtator: 9:22am On Oct 31, 2017
Navy must pay!

If they like, they can appeal

They must pay!


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Romance / Re: Ladies, What's Your Definition Of A Handsome Man? by DICKtator: 9:19am On Oct 31, 2017
Augustap:

Okay, I'll confess
1. I'm responsible for the death of Sani Abacha
2. I assassinated Muritala Mohammed
3. I'm responsible for changing former first lady, Patience Jonathan's speech, there by causing blunders during her speech
4. I killed Yar'adua cos he slim fitted the shirt i gave to him
5. I'm the master minder of the Aba women's riot of 1929. Why won't they give me a farmland too
6. I'm the master minder of some e-wars on nl grin
7. The greatest crime of all, my signature caused your curiosity, nd curiosity kills the cat. So you're a cat, and i might kill


How can curiosity kill the cat?

Cats have nine lives!!!

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Crime / Re: Give Me Dollars, Naira Does Not Have Value: Policeman Seeking Bribe by DICKtator: 10:04am On Oct 23, 2017
PaperLace:
Nigerian police could be very hilarious. One stopped me last week Fri on my way back from school drop, he said "your car is fine _your husband dey try, give me 3k make I use chop".

Just like that?
What the fcck does he want to eat with 3k? grin

So it is your husband that bought your car?

How did he jump into such conclusion?

Or that was just a sexist, derogatory statement?


I think you should've been more concerned with the ,"your husband dey try" statement

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Crime / Re: Give Me Dollars, Naira Does Not Have Value: Policeman Seeking Bribe by DICKtator: 10:00am On Oct 23, 2017
This guy should be sacked with immediate effect!!
No investigation just termination

Unpatriotic , unprofessional and corrupt!

This video must go viral till constituted authority sees it!!

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Romance / Re: Married Man Hides From Camera While Watching Match With Girlfriend In Stadium by DICKtator: 10:47pm On Oct 22, 2017
H2Ossss:
The guy na learner.... Hiding shows hezz guilty.... Him for just compose... After all na stadium... You can't prove he came with the lady

I had to read through all the comment before I posted.

I'm glad someone has already typed what I intended to type.

As simple as that,....unless his wife has already had suspicion and accused him of seeing that lady before,he had no reason to hide

The guilty ones runs when no one is pursuing them!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido 'Liked' Wizkid's Video On Instagram, Fans React by DICKtator: 6:12pm On Oct 21, 2017
The earlier people recognized and understand that the so-called Davido/WIzkid beef is just publicity stunt for both of their careers, the better for them!


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Romance / Re: Nairalanders, Behold Our Pre-wedding Pics by DICKtator: 5:18pm On Oct 20, 2017
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Car Talk / Re: Hummer Jeep Carries Bamboo Sticks From Market In The East (Photos) by DICKtator: 8:25pm On Oct 19, 2017
Who still drives Hummer these days?

That ish is a crazy fuel consumer!

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile In Sound Sultan's "Jagbajantis" Video (Throwback Photo) by DICKtator: 6:01pm On Oct 12, 2017
I'm angry no one recognises/ identified the late Zara Gretti in this picture too.


R.I.P. Zara

Phucck M.S.


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Politics / Re: Swearing-In Of Nnamdi Azikiwe As The First President Of Nigeria In 1963 (Video) by DICKtator: 1:17pm On Oct 01, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Skales: Olamide Paid For "Shake Body" Video When I Was Super Broke by DICKtator: 9:25am On Sep 25, 2017
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Politics / Re: Anambra Least Foreign And Domestic Indebted State. Lagos, Osun, Highest -NBS by DICKtator: 2:03pm On Sep 20, 2017
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