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Celebrities / Re: Ego Boyo Celebrates Her 48th Birthday, As RMD Showers Her With Praises (Photos) by DICKtator: 3:19pm On Sep 07, 2016
luvinhubby:
Was like yesterday that i first watched Ego Boyo (nee) Nnamani on a Thursday evening on NTA's checkmate, alongside Bob-Mauel Udokwu & late Francis Agu.

HBD gracious lady.

Wooow!!

Never knew Francis Agu was dead!!!!

R.I.P.

The days of J.T. Tom West, Sandra Achums, Victoria Iyama and Reginia "Ask her"

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Us Pweetylivia And Rosalieene by DICKtator: 2:41pm On Sep 06, 2016
Twice as nice

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Politics / Re: Rivers APC Demands Wike's Resignation by DICKtator: 2:40pm On Sep 06, 2016
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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Pictured Behind Her BMW by DICKtator: 2:06pm On Sep 06, 2016
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Travel / Re: Camel Goes On Rampage In Dutse, Jigawa State. Photos by DICKtator: 1:55pm On Sep 06, 2016
Next thing we would hear now is how it was used for camel meat!!



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Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo: How I Met 2face, Had His Kids And Lost My First Marriage by DICKtator: 1:22pm On Sep 05, 2016
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Health / Re: Insect Inside My Ear Please Help by DICKtator: 10:23pm On Sep 04, 2016
Hydrogen peroxide?

Please go to an hospital

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Religion / Re: Tom Samson, His Hummer Limo, & Bodyguards Storm Cama Awards (pics) by DICKtator: 10:21pm On Sep 04, 2016
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Phones / Re: If You Don’t Put Your Phone In Flight Mode On A Plane, This Happens by DICKtator: 8:16am On Sep 01, 2016
pendusky:
I was using my phone during take off, the no smiling Aero Air hostess came and ask me, Do you want me to cease your phone


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When I read the catastrophe that could caused, I will simply put my phone in airplane mode immediately I get a seat beside window and calling my people that I am on my way. grin

Why won't the Aero hostess frown this one that economy wear tight trousers. Wasn't her frown justified with the recent suspension of their operations?
She for seize your phone, sell am and use the money maintain herself till economy make sense!!!!

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Sports / Re: Sacked Samuel Nlend Arrives Cameroon (pics) by DICKtator: 9:36pm On Aug 31, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Mark Zuckerberg, Rita Dominic, Basketmouth, Kunle Afolayan, Yemi Alade Pictured by DICKtator: 4:45pm On Aug 31, 2016
If Mark Zuckerberg were Nigerian now, people would say he did jazz that's why he is always wearing the same clothes

Abeg make person branch Yaba bend down buy clothes for my guy.

That one(or even if Na plenty with same colour) for don de smell now with this heat!!!


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Health / Re: 6 Common Diseases In Nigeria And How To Prevent Them by DICKtator: 3:14pm On Aug 31, 2016
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Webmasters / Re: Pictures From Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Cchub, Yaba by DICKtator: 11:51am On Aug 31, 2016
socrates007:

good thing are sometimes embedded in not too flashy things.just like most precious gems are hidden under soil

Thank you for your words of wisdom , Socrates

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Webmasters / Re: Pictures From Mark Zuckerberg's Visit To Cchub, Yaba by DICKtator: 11:29am On Aug 31, 2016
Looks like a ret.ard!!!!


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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Trekking On The Streets Of Yaba + Hilarious Comment by DICKtator: 1:14am On Aug 31, 2016
wheesin:
youngest billionaire in the world. no gold chains, no gambling, no expensive ride, no unnecessary girlfriends and babymamas. All simple and decent. He donates heavily to charity emulating Bill Gates who has donated over 45% of his wealth to charity since he became a billionaire. yet Carlos Slim still isn't able to dully meet-up with him. This is what separates the rich from wealthy. my billionaire mentor undecided I will quit school just to follow your footsteps

You would quit wetin?

Hope you are not in Nigeria and you are saying this?
Unless you want to be a Baba Ijebu shareholder or Akin Alabi money "donator" or a G-man,
no try am ooo

or your gf go be "hunger!!!"

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Pre-wedding Pix That Broke The Net. by DICKtator: 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2016
etinanguy:
Yeeeaaaa!!! It's time to celebrate one of us. All nairalanders resident in Lagos and beyond are by this notice honourably invited to this wedding ceremony. Date : 3rd sept 2016.

Lalasticlacla you are also invited.

How did this break the internet?

Well, congratulations by the way.
Hope you are using that St. Lauren cocktail for wedding marketing strategy?

Hope you cc them so that they may sponsor the drinks for the occasion?

This one you are inviting Lalasticlala, if dem no cook snake meat for there, you think say hin go show?

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Politics / Re: Sani Abacha's Grandchildren Pictured With Dolphins In Dubai by DICKtator: 5:34pm On Aug 30, 2016
Who else always imagine going to Abacha's house and sitting there, watching TV and eating the food there and when questioned about your identity,
You say with confidence,"it is my money and common wealth and I have come to enjoy it?"


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Politics / Re: Chidoka Osita Commends Fashola For Fixing Road After He Complained by DICKtator: 5:31pm On Aug 30, 2016
While this is commendable, it is just sad that the masses complain on a daily basis about federal roads, sending countless letters to the same people in corridor in power yet nothing is always done.

Even state roads (via Channels TV user's news) ,nothing is always done most times!!.

Kudos all the same!!

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Health / Re: Abuja Doctor Uses Own Sperm For IVF Patients by DICKtator: 3:27pm On Aug 27, 2016
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Crime / Re: 29 Car Snatchers Arrested And 12 Cars Recovered By Police (pics) by DICKtator: 9:00pm On Aug 26, 2016
I like the group photo

But why are they not smiling?

The Grand Theft Auto league!!



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Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts Body In A Boxer (photo) by DICKtator: 8:58pm On Aug 26, 2016
ALAYORMII:
Who six packs don epp??

Liar. That is not Rick Ross

And Rick Ross has lost weight.

The real Rick Ross ,the drug baron is slim
That looks like Big Sheriff or whatever the hell is his name!!

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Family / Re: How Do I Stop The Excesses Of This Guy Staying With Us? by DICKtator: 8:43pm On Aug 26, 2016
Rossy99:
An undergraduate of polytechnic staying with us is growing wings. He doesn't help in domestic chores when hubby is away, he does when hubby is around, he Waits for us to tell him what to do before he does it and he is really making me angry which i hate to be.

When i report him to hubby, he won't do anything or even chastise him instead he complaints whenever i give him food that his food is too small. I'm not a bad type to give him little food cos i have conscience and it disturbs me wen i do bad but he is a glutton that only eats and sleeps without doing anything even to wash plates he use to eat.

What do i do?

Please, no vex

I'm still reading on this issue

Could you help me wash my plates too?

Tanku!!

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Family / Re: Pregnancy Photos Of A Woman And Her Oyinbo Husband by DICKtator: 7:22pm On Aug 26, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke: I Pray To Avoid Girls Like These (Photo) by DICKtator: 7:06pm On Aug 26, 2016
searchiing4love:
The useless gold diggers are good at spending men's money but have nothing to offer in return than open their smelly pusssies. I pity the unfortunate men that will marry these ones as wife. I rather travel to the Arctic to search for a woman than marry a Nigerian girl. Nigerian girls are mostly hungry in nature. No brain, no sense. All they do is jump from dick to dick all for material gains. Useless never do wells angry



#Team foreign girls

What makes you think that the foreign girls don't like money? Dude, no dull oo!!!. There are many of them that love money die abroad.


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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Donates Buses To Agulu Youths, N20m To 20 Agulu Villages by DICKtator: 1:06pm On Aug 26, 2016
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Politics / Re: Kachikwu: $40b Down The Drain In Niger Delta by DICKtator: 1:02pm On Aug 26, 2016
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Phones / Re: My Mum Called Me And MTN Deducted My Credit :- "Receiver Pays" by DICKtator: 10:49am On Aug 26, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: I Hate Being A Celebrity: Frank Edoho Cries Out.(photos) by DICKtator: 10:02am On Aug 26, 2016
Who is this?


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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Bend To Greet Alaafin Of Oyo Today (Photos) by DICKtator: 10:00am On Aug 26, 2016
That is not how to greet an Oba.
He should have prostrated fully not half way!!

Ask Rock floor is clean so I see no reason why he didn't lie flat on the floor!!!

My conclusion: He haff join bad gang!!
He is now big!!!!
He is proud!!!

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Pets / Re: Prison, A Good Experience - Joachin Iroko, Who Named Dog Buhari by DICKtator: 9:55am On Aug 26, 2016
Sincerely, his intention may be good.
But the people you relate with would never understand or believe. Or may even interpret it in a wrong manner.

Understanding culture would go a long way in helping a lot of people especially if they intend moving away from their place of orgin

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Sports / Re: Usain Bolt Invites Women To His Hotel Room (photos) by DICKtator: 9:45am On Aug 26, 2016
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Pets / Re: Man Who Names Dog Buhari Is Guilty!!- Deputy Speaker, SU by DICKtator: 9:36am On Aug 26, 2016
joseph1832:
I'm not a lawyer neither am I vast in knowledge of how our warped and segmented law works, but from what I read above, that means anybody who blaspheme and insult Islam or the Prophet Mohammed are also guilty. It means they've also committed a crime, which is intention of breaching public peace, cos we know how our Muslim brothers act when it has to do with their religion or their prophet.

If you ask me, I'll say Obasi Chinedu is allowing sentiment to cloud his reasoning. A man should be allowed to name his dog whatever name he choose. I see no reason why I should be angry or feel ridiculed if a man name his dog Joseph, rather I'll be flattered and complimented that the man chose to immortalise me by naming his dog after me, because whether he knows it or not, he inadvently just made me the guardian of his life. grin grin grin

Please you did not read the article!!
You may have to read it again.

The key point is: "Inscribing the name on the dog and walking around with it in a Hausa market"

Kindly look out for this!!

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