rokiatu:
She's always been naturally beautiful.

and you have a big nyansh though.....

That Liberian girl Michael Jackson sang about!!

woow.

i thought that Honduran just scored!!!!

Onegai:
Innovestor, today is Thursday, send your wife a message right now, ask her what she's doing, if there's light etc. Come home earlier than usual and play with the kids. Buy cake for your wife and everybody eat. When I say play, I mean PLAY. Dance like an egun masquerade. During this play, you guys should make a paper ball, recreate the NIG-GER match of yesterday (pls be Germany ) and stylishly throw it at Mum. Let her pass it back, infact,rush her if she holds the ball long. Feel free to smack her bum during the play, no red card given. Don't ask for sex.

Tomorrow, come home and watch whatever she wants to watch, discuss it with her animatedly. What hairdo is she wearing? Bet you don't know offhand tell her to bring her nailpolish, you want to practise painting because the economy has crashed and manipedis ain't cheap. Ask her what's going with life. Just listen. Gist freely.

Saturday, you and her go to the mall. Go watch a movie together (no kids allowed). In the car home, hold her hand. When you get home, don't sit in your usual seat (the one you use as your personal space), sit with her. Tell her "I've missed us having fun, I've missed you". See how the evening goes.

i read N.I.G.G.E.R.

AlphaPegasi:
i dont get it, what did the man do wrong ? does he not have freedom of speech and freedom of expression ? you wailers need to keep quiet

Lool!!!!

I know you are joking!!!

robay:
That is my able governor,let ambode come and govern osun state maybe he can perform more than aregbesola,money dey lagos before nah,wetin osun get and ogbeni his still commissioning project,so stop hailing ambode,money dey lagos before he became governor,so the guy just dey peak money anyhow to do project their.

nosike3:
fix your keypad my friend Q for G?? Haba! Cyber hero!

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Those places mentioned would even be darker with the economic situation of things!!!

Pavore, coman see your people again

They have made FP!!!!

I'm not an H.R. person but I do not think it should unless stated otherwise.

You can't just be exposing your references details to every Adamu, Chukuwuma and Ade

"Available on request" is more suitable unless where you are applying to, the reference has worked there before and has a good reputation there,then I would suggest you put it on your CV.

But I believe if you have something to offer and you have experience,adding references details shouldn't be necessary or else your CV would exceed the widely accepted 2-3 pages CV

But Lagosians have been doing this since time immemorial

No more Abuja Civil servant big boy
Na to hustle this one wey Cassandra is the only one smiling in this country!!!!
Gap-toothed people are ruthless. Remember Maradona!!!!!

HomeOfMe:
Thanks for the information OP,but when it comes to rticle writing I don't think you can capture Nigerias with that because we don't like reading,especially long articles.

Lol
You remember the offensive, "If you want to hide information/knowledge from a Blackman ,put it in a book?" saying

What a coincidence!!

A thread on bibliophobia was opened and you typed this!!!

But the generalisation is something to be frowned at.....

What do you mean by Nigerians?

I believe content is key here. Your content should be up-to-date and attractive a enough to draw traffic.informative, educative and "feedbackish" (all depending on what you blogging about)

Remove the fog?


Defrosting the windshield?

SlimBrawnie:

Why are u so sure I'm your future wife.... I'm bringing it out here so others can come out of their closest. Besides, He didn't penetrate.

Why am i so sure?
Because it is already written!!!!

continue to keep that p tight for me!!!
we would meet very soon

*kisses*

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

I really don't know what to type.

I cannot yab you cos your moniker has already defined you!!!

Just take heart!!!

bee444:


@Ateri, let me at least address your misconception. You see, the guy never misunderstood his status. He travelled to Swiss and applied for benefit whilst still working in Spain. He knew he won't get benefit in Spain 'cause he was still working. He needed extra cash and called his friend in Switzerland who advised him to come over and claim benefit. And because of greed and ignorance (not doing his research), he travelled and applied.

Now, after submitting his claim, he went back to Spain. Five months after applying, the result came in, he was denied. And needing to know the reasons behind the rejection, and devising other reasons to apply and appeal his rejection, he travelled again to Switzerland. This time, he was stopped by an immigration officer who digged in into his travel history and hit the jackpot. Officer found out he already applied for benefit whilst holding a resident permit of Spain. He was interviewed, admitted he applied for benefit and was detained. Passport and resident permit was seized and confiscated. Swiss govt approached their Spanish counterpart, and an agreement was made to deport him.

Now, was I there? No, but experience and speculation of events always narrate itself.

He regretted making that decision. In his interview with the press, he time without number mentioned how he would have been a citizen of Spain had he not gone to Switzerland to claim benefit.

Now, does racism played its part in getting him deported? Absolutely. But then, was he the architect of his own misfortune? Absolutely. A white man would have been banned from Switzerland for certain years for committing fraud, but still get handed his passport and resident permit.

"He that comes to equity must come with a clean hand". Let's strive to be honest, at least for once.

Thank you

Why do you keep on typing,"he was WORKING (emphasis mine) in Spain when he applied for benefits in Switzerland?". That is not what the article says,or rather what he deportee(no offence meant to the victim) said. He said he was out of work when he erroneously applied for Swiss benefits!!

SlimBrawnie:
I will kill any man who ever does such to my daughter... I ALMOST had same experience when I was 4years old if not that while struggling, his sister walked in, and I still remember everything even though I'm in my mid-twenties now. I kept searching & asking about him until I was told recently that he is now a soldier... I almost cried if not for my contact lens....

The punishment for this should be DEATH!!!

Thank goodness that didn't happen.

I can't imagine getting married to you and you are not a virgin.

But dear future wife, you shouldn't have brought this out here, you know?

tonysmart2016:
Hi Guyz, this is daddy freeze. I have read through this thread. The fact of the matter is that OAP don't earn much as per salary. It all depends on the value you add to the station. The more the business you bring in terms of adverts and others, the better for you.

As for me, as a big boy, I earn close to N2m a month. That's why I run my mouth on twitter any time I like. Hope my advise is cool for you.

You are Daddy Freeze and you cannot differentiate between advice and advise?

What if the real Freeze saw this?

Respect yourself

Hope he would perform the same feat if he encounters a Cuban pugilist