BiafraBushBoy:
Jesu


Looking at the guy, we can all deduce that he has no joy..... From

Unpaid allowances

Scam of Apc

Corruption in Nigeria,

All he did was transfer aggression to an innocent person....


God is watching

PerfectEsquire:
Ibo man and money be like

Are you inferring that other tribes do not have money?


I don't get!!

How was the money withdrawn in tranches without the owner getting alert either via his phone or mail?

Please carry out a thorough investigation.
More people would have been involved within the bank.

I.T guys, Internal Control and Audit,even customer care!!

Keneking:
Seen

The dressing is food safety critical.

No wristwatch, ring, tie or loose apron in the kitchen.

Nonsense dressing

Without the Baboon/Gorilla?

OK. Kwontinu

In this hot weather?

Dressed like that in a "kitchen?"

Hope we don't have to pay for his sweat dripping into the food he cooks!!

I would blame Cassandra for this!!

Greenbullet:
FOR THIS CASE I WILL BE THE PRESIDING JUDGE,BERLYN AND DICKTATOR PLEASE STEP FOWARD.


DICKTATOR ,WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENC AGAINST BERLYN..OR ELSE THERE IS NO CASE HERE.

So you cannot differentiate between DICKtator and liesdictator?

And you had to mention me on this "cough syrup "Berlyn thread?

AlphaCentauri:
grim reaper, pharoah, jason vorrhes and the dry bones and isis . all kinds of mythology going on up in hurr

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Where did you see Jason "Vorrhes?". Or you meant Freddy Kruger?

Don't have nightmares on your street if you you refuse to recognise/remember his name!!!

Ex Nigerian or Nigerien?

He looks like Peter rufai !!!

Seyi Tinubu told Layal,"My father owns 4states in the Southwest in Nigeria and has a lot of servants and stooges at his beck and call,so darling the future is bright"


Was Banky W the bestman?

What do you use mustard seed for?

Enlighten me.

And don't quote me with that "Google is your friend" bs!!!

Berlyn:

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so guys i would like to share this with you all my experience with a pocket picker

the crowd was so much and they were only few vehicles at the the garage, it was late i had no choice so i board a very thight bus i had to manage the squeez, all through the journey getting to my bustop, as i was trying to alight from the bus, suddenly a lady stepped forward pressed herself against me as it was such a crowded area i tried to shrug her off ,but didnt mange to, An elder female about 40 suddenly hit me from behind i lossed balance i tried to glare at her but my attention was distracted obviously some one deeped hand into my bag i felt it i tried to force my self out, afterward i realized my money had gone wow! I immediately ran towards the lady as she was really walking so fast... I stopped her, greeted her i thought it was something we could handle amicably not involving anyone else i spoke to her politely
'Ma i knew you deep your hand into my bag and made away with my money' awww she shouted 'e be like say u dey craze which money you see me? Ah she said some things in her language ' gosh i was confused i still couldnt believe my eyes before i could raise my head she started calling people explaining shi to them i have a tiny voice so my voice couldn't beat hers everyone paid more attention to her cos she speaks the language they all understood, omg i was dudumbfounded i spoke to few people who advised me to let her go since there was no evidence.. But i saw her even as at that moment the money was in her hand no one believed me she had crews who defended her i gat vexed and i left the place!! It was really a horrible experience ...

Lalasticlala abeg help move to fp

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Can someone kindly translate this for me?

Or I would wait till the English language version comes out!!!

Lahotte:



He can't contest again,already did two terms

What do you mean by he can't contest again?

So you don't know that he now goes by the name "Jegede?"
And if Jegede doesn't win ,no one would cover his ar.see for him?

What is this?

Time for election, polithiefcians become religious!!!

They travel abroad, start growing wings and are no longer submissive.

If the guy does anyhow they call police

When they divorce him ,they get all his stuff

They become overexposed and carefree
They lose the African woman identity Fela spoke about

Not all though, some are just cool and virtuous.
And some of those that marry from Nigeria,they prefer leaving their wives in Nigeria so they don't have stories that touches to share!!!
Not all though,there are always exceptions to every case.

iukpe:


How did half of one family get employed in FAAN? .......please check this out too.

My thoughts exactly!!

All of them in strategic positions

Makes it easy to perpetuate fraud!!!

Where is the woman?

I cannot see her

Abeg, who get torchlight for here?

RichYoungNigga:
We don't take the American government serious.
The most ignorant people on earth are Americans.

You can go to Iraq or Afghanistan, stay for 50 years and still be alive.
You can't live for 4 days in Chicago.
Chicago is not even a state, Chicago is just a city in Illinois but every year 500 people alone are murdered, you can't go to someone else's street in the USA, you will be killed.
The murder rate of Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington put together is higher than every country in this world yet the U.S government will not talk about it, they keep calling other countries "security threats"

CHIRAQ!!!!

Hope he would score goals and not only score through his wife's..............


Congrats to the young couple

His names are?

Quite hilarious

Branch Manager!!!

Nicodemus and Cassandra tryst!!!!