Sugar mummy with two toy boys.
She saw that she needed the extra hand to handle her excess baggage and apparently, she can afford them too

Men are territorial. Men don't share women they are emotionally invested in.

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Stamina matters
But this oga at the top is wicked o... election is still over two months away and he is giving this advise now

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FFK will be thinking... just finish talking and let's go to za oza room.

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The country seems to be malfunctioning in every single area.
Leadership is a bloody mess and the people are suffering for it.

See how slow the unions are to react to what affects everybody directly

Nonsense and unionism

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Coke and biscuit?
That'll be the original pepper dem because, people will so vex that they'll always remember to insult you for wasting their transport money

To make it more interesting, replace coke with zobo

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Don't be in a hurry... wait for the courts to make the victory permanent first before you begin to speculate.
APC don't play with election victory... it is the only thing that is priority to them

As for the shameless decampee ashawos, no big deal with them as they'll always find their way back to the ruling party

MiztaSpark:


Trust me, the election was very clear and free from any form of violence. The results were so clear that rigging was too difficult to attempt. The defeated has already accepted his faith and given up so there is nothing like a court case.

Edo State has made history in Democracy by winning an election without bloodshed or violence and this will be the first election that will require no court case.

Ayor93:

It is sealed, Bubu has congratulated him.

This is Nigeria, anything can happen... including Obaseki returning to APC! Just wait for it...

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Men will always find someone fresher to marry at any time... with a little money, he's good to go!
Even FFK will have fresh girls lining up to marry him if he chooses to remarry.

I wonder what deludes women to think that men will beg to stay with them... and I say this because, majority of divorces are initiated by women.

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I'd rather say it was a stunt to test public response because you cannot tell me that it is the same person that issued the directive that composed and tweeted it... Yeye dey smell!

The government clearly sees the citizens as customers... this current administration just happens to shamelessly highlight and spotlight that fact.

Where other sensible governments around the world are constantly asking and seeking how to protect and give their citizens benefits, ours here are constantly looking for ways to inflict pain and hardship on its citizens... and they are never short of these ideas. That's why they loot mindlessly and do everything for personal interest. The ones done to look like public benefit are actually done to gather political clout...

God punish all the vampires in the corridor of power, amen!

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Timekeeper:
God save us... Debt debt debt all time



Attention pls: I need a trusted escrow agent here on nairaland.... Who knows anyone here that is involve I escrow service... Pls it must be a trusted person here on nairaland.... A trusted and tested person...

Pls help me guys.. Trusted Escrow needed

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Timekeeper:


I Wana send phone to sumone.... The person Is far from me

Tricky situation. So what happens if the person sends payment to your escrow person and then receives the phone... isn't satisfied and wants to return it? Who bears the cost of the return?

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This ridiculousness is getting more ridiculous by the day

Well, the country should collect a 2 trillion naira loan for me... I'll pay back later

But seriously, I think next year should see no new capital project. All income and revenue should be used to fix this borrowing problem and save for the coming year.

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Mr best man is so old in whatever they are into that his speech has been contaminated.
After death comes judgment... live right y'all!

RIP to the dead

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Go and find a psychotherapist

lagdmark:

Who dey consult psychotherapist in Nigeria when Pastors, Alfa and babalawo dey?

How pathetic

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Sam2310:
people will think u lie because of what she said.
me for instance will just tell her that if 5.9 length and 4.2 Girth is not okay by u, u better look for something bigger.
This way, u don't insult her but people will decide that she a community used.

What makes you think being nice to her is in your best interest in this kinda situation?
And who cares what people think?
A yab for a yab... dasall

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Exam question

Critically examine the link between women, serpents and blowjobs using the thai teen as a case study
-100marks

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But the students cannot protest ASUU's irresponsible handling of their academic affairs with flimsy strikes every now and then abi?

Una neva chichumchin

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Ouch!

If my girlfriend tells me that in private sef, yawa go ghass talk more of on national TV
Even if it isn't true and she actually screams during the rumble, that was still a below the belt diss

I will just tell her that her tondo is deep and wide like an old badly used community well
Let's be mad together

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What a wicked world!

May the little girl's soul rest in peace

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I have nothing to say on this

Space for sale

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Much ado about nothing!

People should be discussing and strategizing on how to redeem this country from the apparent "grandiloquent and bombastic" black-hole it is slipping into

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There's nothing new here... first families always abuse their privileges in this country.
Even their cronies are part of they party.

It is well

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We live in an era of badly behaved babies

People just take substances, lose their minds and act irrationally

I wonder what we should expect from the generation that will be raised by this lost generation.

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The reason is simple and it is because, to fxck is sweet

Forget your five reasons

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Or else what? Ecowas has imposed sanctions already...

If Africa is not ripe for democracy, the military should take over... period!
Only problem is, the military is also corrupt

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Same difference

Babasanjo still looking agile though

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12. That if you fxck the wrong person, it can fxck your life up totally

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Bread and sugarcane

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Kpekus be putting men in trouble since the beginning of time

So, if the girl didn't get pregnant, he would have continued to abuse the girl
Wicked world!

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This can't be real

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Openbusiness:

Excellent cooking skills abeg. After I eat the wonderful food she cooked, I will juz go relax and sleep. She can nag and complain to the pot and plates, he no consign me

I pity you o! You don't know that it is when you ignore her that the nagging becomes amplified?
She'll "jack" your shirt and begin to taunt you with "you must kill me today" song
My guy, life go just tire you.

To the OP, stop making the world look so terrible.
There are people who've almost got it all without any major "but"... and they are all over the place.

Openbusiness:
a woman that doesn't nag and complain DOESN'T EXIST. All of them nag and complain. No let the OP deceive you. I can handle a nagging woman that is a good cook, but I can never accept a nagging woman that doesn't even know how to cook

We are not talking about the occasional complain.
We are talking about those one with nagging talent... nothing is ever okay with them... everything na fight... before she finishes her request, she expects that it has been done and agreed or disturbance resumes immediately

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