Covid 19 wahala

A high powered presidential committee will be set up to investigate the matter

What's tha business?

Only N300 Billion?

There should be no new capital project this year!
And find a way to trimming recurrent expenditure

This should reduce borrowing... Afterall, we never achieve any remarkable percent budget implementation ever.

miketayo:


If they trim recurrent only civil servant salary would be affected, the senators and ministers won't be affected

Recurrent expenditure includes things like buying new computers, air conditioners, new cars etc (instead of fixing and maintaining available ones) it isn't only salaries. The ministers will also be affected.
The senators on the other hand are a different arm of government with a secret budget... the people need to audit them.

What's tha business?

This is for the average man still hustling and believing that one day, naija go beta.... awon Martin Luther King geng.

The proper naija way to a decent job is to know somebody and the interview will be a mere formality. No stress at all! Religious people will call it grace

What's tha business?

Quite unfortunate
God be with us all, amen.

What's tha business?

As I've said before, I still don't understand what the deal is about this covid19 bullshit though...
How can a chinese flu with very low mortality rate ground almost all sectors of a civilized world?

Imagine this quote for America alone: "The CDC estimates that so far this season there have been at least 22,000 deaths, 36 million flu illnesses, 370,000 hospitalizations. The 2019-2020 influenza outbreak is moderate to low in ..." Yet, not even a single county has been locked down in America due to flu (which is a yearly thing by the way)! But coronavirus showed up and everywhere scattered

What's tha business?

Spice for za oza room in this covik 1-9 season

What's tha business?

Speaking too much grammer... what a coronal travesty!

But, i still don't understand what the deal is about this covid19 bullshit though...
How can a chinese flu with very low mortality rate ground almost all sectors of a civilized world?

Imagine this quote for America alone: "The CDC estimates that so far this season there have been at least 22,000 deaths, 36 million flu illnesses, 370,000 hospitalizations. The 2019-2020 influenza outbreak is moderate to low in ..." Yet, not even a single county has been locked down in America due to flu (which is a yearly thing by the way)! But corona shows up and everywhere scattered

What's tha business?

All animals are born equal but, some are more equal than the others.

To matter in this world, get really rich or die trying!

What's tha business?

Her crocodile tears are not my business

Well, since it has become a competition between my billionaire colleagues,
I humbly donate 2 billion for covik 1-9 relief support


What's tha business?

GLeesMODEL:
However, with the extensive and broad fan base of NazB in Africa and across the globe, Paany is certain to have made a perfect choice in this endorsement deal with NazB

Who wrote such lies? Phyno, we know; Zorro we know; Illbliss we know... who's NazB?

I've not heard one single song of his

What's tha business?

May his soul rest in peace.
I can imagine the pain of the bereaved family...

What's tha business?

Good one. Everybody is trying to shine with corona... giving orders, advice and donations

Meanwhile...
*_BREAKING NEWS: Burundi is the only African country without any case of coronavirus. When the Minister Of Health was asked about the secret behind the zero case of covid-19, this is what he had to say; "It is very simple. We don't have the testing kits."_*�‍♂�‍♂

What's tha business?

I don't drink alcohol but, as a metaphor, I'd say I'm this prepared...

What's tha business?

Good development!

This is why we need more successful people in the country because the government is simply inept in taking care of the welfare of its citizen.

What's tha business?

O ye men of little fickle faith, instead of you to support the prophecy with believe and prayer, you're all gathered here jinxing it with your ridicule

It is in everyone's interest (worldwide) that this corona shit goes away soonest before the economic toll begins to register.

A lot of people will stop receiving salaries starting from this month end and that's when you'll realize that this isn't funny at all (no prophecy here, fact!).

I didn't say any of the above because I believe the guy to be a prophet, but anything that offers hope is welcomed by me.

What's tha business?

Even when the world is falling apart, some people will still rise...
Always hope for the best!

What's tha business?

Damnn! That woman got balls to scam a policeman!

Nonetheless, the police needs to take seriously the mental health of its officers.
Imagine how an inspector handled a simple case...

What's tha business?

Good to support humanitarian causes.

But, must there be a show? Must every little donation be filmed and shown to the whole world?

If you're truly giving freely because of God, you don't need photos and a media crew to publicize it.
God is fully aware of what you give/do and for why.... you don't need men's claps and accolades.

What's tha business?

Famzing the guy

I feel it is despicable that you guys are wishing evil on Bubu... very wrong.
It is quite unfortunate that a leader will recieve such bad wishes and prayers.

Anyway sha...






























Amen!


What's tha business?

What I find amusing with the current oil price situation is the uselessness and toothlessness of OPEC.
I mean, does the association only come together to gist and feel good when things are going well?

What's tha business?

After the light expenses, ma niggarr will have enough strenght and peace of mind to hit it really hard
Twins loading....

Congratulations to them and I wish them happy married life.

What's tha business?

The corona excuse is getting annoying o... more people use and mix in cars (public and private) than on trains.

Since we are all being mad, all intimate relationships will soon be suspended as well

What's tha business?

Purplekush:
okay. who else is busy thinking about how it'll be if the two of them does "it"

Bad child

Meanwhile...

What's tha business?

Police is never your friend... random acts of professionalism is expected once in awhile
As much as possible, have nothing to do with the Nigerian police.

Stay out of trouble, dasall!

What's tha business?

So he wrote this superstory because he managed to make pap (the abroad version)

I can imagine him making a proper meal for himself... and boo
Anyway kudos to him for trying sha... baby steps Mr proud dad

What's tha business?

Was he supposed to counter the government's stance?
He only did the sensible thing.

What's tha business?

Something is cooking in Kano

Adam said: “While leaving the hotel, some hired thugs attacked the convoy of Sen. Kwankwaso and destroyed 3 cars belonging to some of our House of Assembly members.”

When the masses who are victims of bad government rise up against it, it is a plus for democracy.

Not hired thugs

What's tha business?

Tough times don't last, tough people do
Sometimes, we need bad events to snap us out of our lazy unfortunate complacency.

AUSTERITY MEASURES SHOULDN'T INCLUDE TAXING THE MASSES MORE!

What's tha business?

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Las las, love na scam

What's tha business?

Unfortunately, we'll continue to have unrepentant and over-confident dumb people amongst us

What's tha business?

Good move but more suffering for the poor.

What's tha business?

And here we are still talking about Sanusi

Just imagine for a moment that Sanusi becomes president come 2023... Gandollar will get the Dino treatment with alot of Dasuki spices

But, ofcourse he can't be president in 2023 because the north can't keep power beyond 8years straight. Otherwise, we will Orubebe the whole thing and there'll be no Jega ending

What's tha business?