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Jokes Etc / Re: A Man Was Given A Girl A Lift by djcrooky(m): 2:17pm On Dec 08, 2008
remix, and not a good one
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by djcrooky(m): 5:38pm On Oct 13, 2008
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa abomination? bibery in ma kingdom,

were is da fool?
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by djcrooky(m): 5:26pm On Oct 13, 2008
why?
Jokes Etc / Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by djcrooky(m): 5:45pm On Sep 18, 2008
what da F is going on here
Jokes Etc / Re: Escaped Nairalander by djcrooky(m): 4:18pm On Sep 12, 2008
Hello I have posted it b4 thank u
Jokes Etc / Re: New Math Jokes By Sam Milla by djcrooky(m): 3:50pm On Sep 12, 2008
@sam
really i did not expect such from, i used to look up to seing ur joke, well u went reakly bad on dis one better luck next time.

no offence but the joke was lame

it does not mean u are no longer the best
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 3:34pm On Sep 12, 2008
info is male right

emelex as in emeka that makes him male right

what kind of help did ibfo reder to him


find out in part 2 of emekas confession
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am not Starting A New Topic Is It By Force by djcrooky(m): 12:38pm On Sep 05, 2008
sam abeg leave we are having fun
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 12:18pm On Sep 05, 2008
thats info's way of saying i need a job
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 5:12pm On Sep 04, 2008
hahhahahah in your dreams, clemcy loves u not
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 4:24pm On Sep 04, 2008
were is clemcy
Jokes Etc / Re: Mykali And Tytylayor On Pay Day(pay Per View Ooo!) by djcrooky(m): 6:29pm On Aug 21, 2008
@mykali
u done suffer, words cannot explain my pity for u, u own has finished, u dey cry
Jokes Etc / Re: Mykali And Tytylayor On Pay Day(pay Per View Ooo!) by djcrooky(m): 6:21pm On Aug 21, 2008
@ poster


that is it , i mean u gave it ur best shot
Jokes Etc / Re: The Meeting by djcrooky(m): 6:17pm On Aug 21, 2008
@mykali
u wld be doing us all a great favour by plug ur computer off
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 6:05pm On Aug 21, 2008
who asked for ur opinion
Jokes Etc / Re: The Meeting by djcrooky(m): 5:31pm On Aug 21, 2008
@thugslife
evn thought u are a thug and live on the block, vernacular is not acepted in ma meeting,




just stand by the door everyone must pass through u, we wld dicuss ur salary later
Jokes Etc / Re: Best Pictures From Djcrooky by djcrooky(m): 5:10pm On Aug 21, 2008
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Jokes Etc / Re: BEST OF DJCROOKY by djcrooky(m): 5:10pm On Aug 21, 2008
thanks
Jokes Etc / Best Pictures From Djcrooky by djcrooky(m): 5:05pm On Aug 21, 2008
loooooooooooooook

Jokes Etc / Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by djcrooky(m): 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2008
@mykali

you are boring me now
Jokes Etc / Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by djcrooky(m): 4:46pm On Aug 21, 2008
mykali:

ruby pearl was on a plane going to the USA with her 7 year old son, jeovy. then along the way, the plane develops some problems and is about to crash. the pilot, manickal, comes on the plane mic.

pilot= we are going to crash, throw out some luggages.

passengers= okay! (and they threw out half of the luggages)

after 15 seconds. . .

pilot= we are still going to crash, throw out all the luggages.

passengers= okay! ( and they threw out every single luggage on the plane)

after 10 seconds. . .

pilot= i don't think we are going to make it unless something drastic is done. throw out some people.

no response.

pilot= i repeat, throw out some people. . .!!!

still no response.

pilot= okay, we'll do it alphabetically. are there Africans on this plane? (no answer)

pilot= any Blacks on the plane then? (no answer)

pilot (looking perturbed) = okay, do we have any caribbeans on this flight please. . . .(no answer)

7 year old jeovy looks at his mom and asks her "mommy, what are we?''

ruby replies, ''my son, on this flight, we are ZULUS"

grin grin grin grin grin
mykali link=topic=162044.msg2686938#msg2686938 date=1219323669:

@djcrooky

so did the plane crash or not?
tongue


thats not funny, it is not even the same zip code as funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Lil' Johnny Learns Politics by djcrooky(m): 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2008
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Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 4:30pm On Aug 21, 2008
or rather miss frankeinstien
Jokes Etc / Re: Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 1:38pm On Aug 21, 2008
chioya:

ok oh i no dey oh lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

wetin be u no dey, she dey kill person
Jokes Etc / Clemcy Queen Of Beauty by djcrooky(m): 1:30pm On Aug 21, 2008
she so cute

Jokes Etc / Re: ruby and her son, jeovy by djcrooky(m): 1:17pm On Aug 21, 2008
heard it b4


try again later
Jokes Etc / Re: Good And Bad Odour by djcrooky(m): 1:05pm On Aug 21, 2008
where are the actors in tha joke
Jokes Etc / Re: The Meeting by djcrooky(m): 11:50am On Aug 21, 2008
where are all these lazy staffs
Jokes Etc / Re: Guess Who Wants Attention by djcrooky(m): 11:45am On Aug 21, 2008
tufe:

crooky na old man for here, so i no fit diss am, but why u come dey waste seun space na

yes after so long in nairaland it is obvious that when u try not to make sense you get more fans
Jokes Etc / Re: Missin U Guys by djcrooky(m): 11:41am On Aug 21, 2008
@ituen

i been tink say u don die

how madam and children
Jokes Etc / Re: Guess Who Wants Attention by djcrooky(m): 2:43pm On Aug 20, 2008
i knew u colud not resist such a temptation folly
Jokes Etc / Guess Who Wants Attention by djcrooky(m): 2:24pm On Aug 20, 2008
me
















and u gave
















tanks







grin




smiley



i know even though u guys critisize me deep in ur haert u love the fact that i did this

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