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Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Djtm(m): 7:15pm On Jul 27, 2014
Olarewajub: It seems that most introvert are funny and with a good sense of humour. They tend to exhibit this trait when they are in the means of their close associates.
Yeah, I noticed that too.
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 1:21pm On Jul 27, 2014
teemy: "Cut"! got me going. after heeya i did not feel for Jiraiya when he pianed.
what? shocked that was one of the saddest moments in the anime. With the sad background music. Rip Jiraiya. ;(
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Djtm(m): 1:13pm On Jul 27, 2014
Well, being an introvert aint easy, more difficult when you're a nerd. People think you're proud and full of yourself. I rarely talk to people in my class and I don't think I'll know their names till I graduate. When I first got to my hostel, people didn't even know the room was occupied. I can stay in our house for four days without opening the front door. Did I forget to say many people will hate you because they think you're proud and will tell their friends about your "evil deeds" so don't be suprised if someone you've not met hates you without any reason. I'm kinda shy and find it difficult relating with people I just met. However, I talk and joke a lot when I'm in the midst of my very close friends. So people who know only my silent side (course mates for example) are surprised when they see me talking in my inner caucus and they'll be like "so this dude can talk?". As a nerd, I'm on my pc or mobile most times and that increases my "introvertility" and you'll see people praying all kinds of evil prayers like "I pray you lose your laptop" etc. Being an introvert can be interesting especially if you don't give a damn about people or their opinions.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Speaking ATM by Djtm(m): 4:11pm On Jul 26, 2014
Rotfl
Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 3:52pm On Jul 26, 2014
Javanian:
As far as a computer is capable of satisfying my needs, i would use it, be it 10MB ram or 10GB ram.
Did you just say 10mb? There's no way a 10mb ram will satisfy your need so stop lying. Lol. cheesy
Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 3:50pm On Jul 26, 2014
You guys should take it easy on the epistles.
TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 3:49pm On Jul 26, 2014
teemy: e.g how did you feel when you found out that itachi was used or when eva revealed to Big Boss in Snake Eater that the master he killed was acting on orders like itachi?
I felt bad for itachi when I realised he was being used. And that he had to die so prematurely. What made me feel bad the most was when Jiraiya died. But not to the extent of shedding a tear. I can't shed a tear because of a movie or anime. Each time I'm feeling too emotional, I'd be like "Dude, it's just a movie. There are cameras in that room. There are directors waiting to shout "Cut!"" and I'll return to my senses.

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TV/Movies / Re: Naruto Information by Djtm(m): 9:46pm On Jul 25, 2014
Did you guys really cry or you're just kidding? shocked

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Programming / Re: Javascript Study Group by Djtm(m): 7:37am On Jul 25, 2014
blueyedgeek: How far have we come with Javascript?

Yesterday I crashed my browser while using the while loop (pun intended). I forgot to add the decrement operator inside the code block and it took me a while (again, pun intended) to figure it out.

Good morning peeps.
your browser should have stopped the script. What browser are you using?
Programming / Re: The Difference Between A Programmer, A Hacker, And A Developer by Djtm(m): 11:15pm On Jul 24, 2014
[quote author=]
Until a better classification is discovered, yes. . . .[/quote]
They are wapmasters or wap administrators.
Programming / Re: Nairaland Programmers That Share Language And City In Common by Djtm(m): 7:54am On Jul 23, 2014
solutions2itech: QUOTE- The only change we need in Africa is to reunite our dreams and coming as 1 to do that shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
which dreams?
Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 12:10pm On Jul 20, 2014
DharkPoet:

That is the deploring status quo of the Nigerian tertiary education! 500L senior colleagues looked confused when the lecturer was teaching for loops using C++ in class, but believe me when I tell you that even the lecturer was confusing himself.
wth? The students never took any programming course from 100L - 400L?
Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 12:08pm On Jul 20, 2014
spikesC: I got the opportunity to lay my hands on the internet and web design handout.
It was a series of webpages from an old website that teach web designing.
You can see the click here texts, the website address on every page. Infact to cut the whole story short, it was a simple CTRL + A, CTRL + C, CTRL + P. embarassed embarassed embarassed

Most textbooks in the Nigerian Universities are ebooks found online, they will print it as is, without any edits, and put their passport at the back with their biography and claim they wrote the book. grin

In most of the text books, you'll see watermarked images as the front image grin

Infact, it was so weird that there was an exact textbook used in UNN and also used in ESUT but with differient back covers and differient authors grin


All these so called textbooks are sold between 1500 and 3000. The students must buy it because the lecturer will give you a mark for it. Infact, the earlier you buy the higher the mark grin

When you buy the textbook, you'll receive a serial number. You must write the serial number on assignment and quiz you write, else, it won't be marked embarassed
Things are worse than I thought.
Programming / Re: Programming Challenge For Beginners Competition Two N20000 -SEASON 2- by Djtm(m): 4:53pm On Jul 19, 2014
Mayorlism1 appeared on both lists.
Programming / Re: There Are 11 Million Nigerians On Facebook But 1.2 Million On NairaLand, WHY? by Djtm(m): 4:43pm On Jul 19, 2014
asalimpo:

two sentences of contradctions and tautology. Wrong definitions all d way.
i thought as much.
Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 9:30am On Jul 19, 2014
spikesC:

ESUT teach qbasic in 2nd semester, 100L and fortran in 1st semester 200L.
internet and web design in final year grin
shocked
Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 9:27am On Jul 19, 2014
DharkPoet:
Well we were taught Qbasic in our 200L, Computer Engineering, if that counts.
shocked
Webmasters / Re: Funny Conversations With Clients by Djtm(m): 11:13pm On Jul 18, 2014
Seen some of this before but the rest were just damn funny.
A client once sent me this msg

Client: I want the site designed in php and not http.
Me: wtf?

I didnt really tell him "wtf". I just told him php is a language and http is a protocol and that I was writing the app in php already.

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Programming / Re: Python Bumps Off Java As Top Learning Language by Djtm(m): 10:56pm On Jul 18, 2014
GideonG: In Nigeria they are still teaching Basic Programming language in introductory computer science.
We are so 1979! They world has moved forward.
nobody teaches basic at higher institutions anylonger. The worst you can get is fortran. My kid brother took basic in ss2 or 3.
Programming / Re: Programming Challenge For Beginners N20000 by Djtm(m): 4:48pm On Jul 17, 2014
Sircomeference:

Name: Seyi Ajayi
Sex: Male
Language(s): Html, js, css and a little PHP
Romance section please...
Webmasters / Re: Webmasters I Need $700,000,000,000 Urgently Pls. {seven Hundred Billion Dollars} by Djtm(m): 11:33am On Jul 17, 2014
Lordseyad: Even if you do Money ritual, your money cant reach that amount...
the devil obviously doesn't have up to that amount.

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Webmasters / Re: Enough Of This BULLSHIT by Djtm(m): 8:03am On Jul 17, 2014
hilaryiwens05: . I was just woken up by a call from the guy who his boss gave him money to get a website for the company and he indeed got one but received a sack letter if he did not get a more appealing website in 48hrs. He spend 5k and ate the rest.
Haha. This got me cracking.
Programming / Re: Programming Challenge For Beginners N20000 by Djtm(m): 7:28am On Jul 17, 2014
Sisqology, change the voltage to wattage. All appliances (except industrual ones) here use 220-240V.
Programming / Re: There Are 11 Million Nigerians On Facebook But 1.2 Million On NairaLand, WHY? by Djtm(m): 4:57pm On Jul 16, 2014
asalimpo: @djtm
any1 can sell ads but not every1 can strt and create d most popular nigerian website and make a decent living doing so.
Takes an enterpreneurial mind to do tht.

An enterprenuer is a person who can turn opportunity into profit.
An entrepreneur is someone who initiates and finances a business. Initiating and financing a business doesn't make you a business man. Business man in this context doesnt mean business man.
Programming / Re: There Are 11 Million Nigerians On Facebook But 1.2 Million On NairaLand, WHY? by Djtm(m): 10:26am On Jul 16, 2014
fattbabakay: so Y does he sell Ads?
Anyone can sell ads. Doesn't make you a businessman.
Programming / Re: Javascript Study Group by Djtm(m): 4:50am On Jul 16, 2014
Nastydroid: alert!('nastydroid is here');
why is there an exclamation mark in front of your alert? Should have been alert('nastydroid is here!');
Webmasters / Re: Webmasters I Need $700,000,000,000 Urgently Pls. {seven Hundred Billion Dollars} by Djtm(m): 11:07pm On Jul 15, 2014
hilaryiwens05: And u tink if I know it...I will tell u
or that you'll be here at all.
Webmasters / Re: Drop Your Twitter Handle And Get More Followers by Djtm(m): 10:23pm On Jul 15, 2014
Who are the lazy users who cannot post a link to their twitter profiles? You seriously expect someone to go on twitter and search for your handle?
Webmasters / Re: Webmasters I Need $700,000,000,000 Urgently Pls. {seven Hundred Billion Dollars} by Djtm(m): 10:22pm On Jul 15, 2014
Wet weed is dangerous.

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Programming / Re: Nairaland Programmers That Share Language And City In Common by Djtm(m): 10:03pm On Jul 15, 2014
Location: The web.
Languages: Php and sarcasm.

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Programming / Re: Javascript Study Group by Djtm(m): 10:01pm On Jul 15, 2014
Haha. I'm having a hearty laugh on this thread.
Programming / Re: There Are 11 Million Nigerians On Facebook But 1.2 Million On NairaLand, WHY? by Djtm(m): 8:35pm On Jul 15, 2014
Seun is a programmer, not a businessman. It shows in a lot of things he does.

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