How did u people go about SER001 registration?

Layooluwa:

dat one na small issue, essmeeh will provide it, dnacrystal will bring pot, niffyjay will fetch water, kaseshi nd horeofe will pound it, rodhy nd tolulope976 will wash everything, den phgirl go taste am wether poison dey dere. Den I will eat everything sinx am d owner of d mortal nd pestle

I have only clay pot o

Essmeeh:
Mawin O Layo

I was just busy refreshing eportal overnight every 2hrs

Layooluwa:

political science, yhu noe anybody goin for it?

nope. Or maybe you're the only one in your class this year

Layooluwa:
*faints*

But which department are you in?

Layooluwa:
*faints*

*pours holy water on her

Layooluwa:

veli lucky yhu, squatting wnt be a problem. Wat course? Lemme see if I've finaly found a course mate

Wow this is really nice. I'm in English, you?

Layooluwa:
owkkk. Nd yhu avent gotten bedspace too. Yhu fat?

Lepa from birth

Layooluwa:

*narrows eyeballs suspiciously* yhu ar nt lying, ar yhu? I can smell lies oh

I'm serious. I'm female. What guy would use a moniker that has 'crystal' in it?

Layooluwa:
looool, i was only jokin wit Essmeeh. Yhu be boy/gal?

Girl

Layooluwa:
fatter dan dat tiny bed

God dey

Layooluwa:
it depends on aw fat d fat person is

How fat are you?

horeofe:
As the clock tickles down on what is probably the 2nd most important event on the academic calendar for freshmen.
This is just to remind BIOCHEMISTRY FRESHMEN about the courses you're expected to register for
CORE COURSES;
MTH 101-5units PHY 101-4units
PHY 107-1unit
CHM 101-4units
CHM 103-1unit
BOT 101-4units
BOT 103-1unit
RESTRICTED ELECTIVES;
SER 001-2units
LIB 001-0unit
SPECIAL ELECTIVES;
you're expected to choose one of the ffg
SEL 001-2units
SEA 001-2units
SEM 001-2units
SEO 001-2units
Note;any other electives apart from the ones listed above e.g SEP,SET,SEH etc are not accepted in BCH and picking them would imply a waste of space.each of the 4 special electives listed above have a limited space of 2000 students,hence you have to be very fast in picking them but if you're not able to pick any of them due to any form of delay,dont panic,there is no real consequences for that but ensure you pick it in ur 2nd semester.

What time will course registration start?

Layooluwa:

loool, no oh. Yhu fat, I fat. D thin bed cnt contain two fat ple

What of one thin, one fat person?

Sorry who knows the courses to be registered for English Department?

we that were no given bedspace what do we do? anybody wanna sell theirs?

mamachops:
yam. 15000
egusi 5 congos 2500
crayfish 1congo 1200
maggi 1 pkt 400
pomo,shaki etc. 2000
red oil 3L 500
onions 500
salt 100
pepper 500
ugu 1500
dry fish 2000
firewood& kerosine / gas 1000

total. 27,200
plus meat 20k.............47200K
approximately 50k plus misc....

don't forget d cost of obe, if u r making yoruba style.

So 250 naira a plate without profit. I'm planning to start a local food outlet for low/middle class income earners. This your cost aggregate looks like it wont work for me. How do i do it ?Pls help

For those that operate cash policy, how do restaurant owners track sales to ensure that employees do not cheat them? I'm asking about machines and strategies. Thanks.

Dear nobody can really help you. All you need is information and funds and it will be easy. I'm also targeting admission for next January in a trade school.
Start by researching on the school you want to attend. All their requirements will be ob their website. And if there is anything you need clarification on, you send them an email.
Send your application to the school, with TOEFL and may be SAT scores, credentials on ground, and proof of funds for your tution. If you get admitted, they will issue you an I-20 which you will use in applying for a visa.
Most schools usually have procedures for international students on their websites so just do your research. Dont depend on anyone to help you. And follow the usa students thread. Alot of useful info is there too.

Not to be a pessimist but i smell failure like every other new innovation involving the government in this country..

BlueRat:
no sir,you'll get the info when it's time

like how much is the fees for faculty of arts?

pls who knows the fees for faculty of arts students o?

fulfillbill:
Skinny chicks i know add weight after marriage/child birth...

Op if you are torn between thick or skinny, play safe with skinny cos after child bearing, no coming back.

Just some. You can mostly tell by checking if the girl's mother is fat.

so for her small mind now the guy is referring to her

maybe he's just looking for something in the distance

Swing into paradise

derrick333:
pipo still se use startyms

ehen thats what some pipo can afford. All join.

If you ask me.....

Its not about being romantic jare. Its about rising up to the occasion when help is needed.

Lemme not lie o, I will be disappointed. But i no get mind to take the 12million away sha.