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Jobs/Vacancies / Looking For A Dry Cleaning Job In Benin City by Dnockeror333(m): 3:42pm On Jul 05
Please, I have been blocked from Facebook and Google by the Zuckers because they've been finding out that am the same person re-registering with the same related names, two emails and one phone number. No problem🙏🏿

I plead with who ever can help me post this on Facebook in the Benin sections to please do.

"Am looking for A Dry Cleaners/Laundry job anywhere in Benincity with good pay, added with a small single room accomodation".

Please update me whatever may be the comment and replies.

Thankyou.

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Business / Re: All Mutilated And Rejected Naira Notes In The South Are Accepted in The North by Dnockeror333(m): 11:30am On Jul 05
LocalFARMERS:
We still dey use #5 for business transactions

I know no why Dem dey exchange old and thorn Naira notes in exchange for detergent.

Boys dey do business or rustle them to the North for 'secret business'.
Jobs/Vacancies / Tailor In Need Of Job In Kurudu, Lagos by Dnockeror333(m): 5:59am On Mar 29
I need a tailors job residing in Kurudu. I can make use of black head machine and weaving machine. Anybody who had such jobs should please DM me at 08139535721.

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How can one make money online? by Dnockeror333(m): 5:45am On Mar 29
EtiniWilll:
I want to know how someone can make up to $10 online everyday. Is it possible?


you cam begin with...
you can eaen online.
Being a basic school teacher, am earning from online side hustle as am typing this.
Write to my wattsapp 08139525721
Jobs/Vacancies / Job From An Advertising Agency by Dnockeror333(m): 6:16pm On Mar 28
Let me know if you are interested in this job. It's an internet job does no need to think moving to or fro personally.

Let me know on my wattsapp number 08139535721

Thankyou 🙏🏿
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job From An American Advertisement Industry by Dnockeror333(m): 5:42pm On Mar 27
My watts app details
Jobs/Vacancies / Job From An American Advertisement Industry by Dnockeror333(m): 5:41pm On Mar 27
If you are a big referee/referer of labour, then this is just for you...

Do not play with $800!

Fling your longings and come along....

0.... 8 one three 9 five 3 5 seven two 1
Education / This Cannot Be Real- The Brotherhoods by Dnockeror333(m): 8:18pm On Mar 26
Am thinking,

I want to be scammed as I have been looking for golden fleece...

I met men in Black
I met brotherhood of riches and protections
I met these, but shook my head in wonderment
If I have gone so deep loosing almost 100,000,
Can't I go in and loose a little more trying the waters of the world?
If in my needs o look for where to sit in peace, this one too might be small!

How true is this, should man put the spoon of soup in his tongue?

Is it true, Egebesus Brotherhood...
Leopard Brotherhood, Black and White brotherhood... Nameless...

Please, speak to my desire. Am lonely and without anybody. Please speak to me that I might be calmed 🙏🏿
Career / About 50K For Trading/side Hustle by Dnockeror333(m): 5:45pm On Mar 13
Please, I have think and think about what to go into as a side hustle. Since I do not want my money to sit in the bank, I need to use same to buy things for resale, so I thought, "why not come ask others on this app", to get much help.

Am presently a private school teacher, what type of side hustle can I get myself involve in with a saving of #50,000?

Expecting some impact🙏🏿
Business / A Search For Online Job by Dnockeror333(m): 10:31am On Mar 11
Please, I lived far away on the mountains in a village of Edo.

Am presently underemployed. Am looking for anyone who will employ me to write for, draw for, look for, search for informations on their behalf. Please, even $1 a day will be enough to keep me going🙏🏿

Thank you.
Family / Re: Memory Of My Childhood: Confession by Dnockeror333(m): 9:11am On Mar 10
lalasticalala... please, move this to the front page, that I may see help.
Family / Re: Memory Of My Childhood: Confession by Dnockeror333(m): 9:09am On Mar 10
So, there was a day....

I was only 9 then, going into 10year old and was in Primary 1.

So, evil I knew not what was evil or good. We just did everything to make us happy and laugh.

My mum was out to the market. My dad was out to workplace. Living behind I and my two juniors.

This neighour brought her little daughter of age 4 to sleep in our one room bedroom that she might have time to go and return back from the 'central market' too.

My little brother and sister were outdoor playing. And I was indoor watching or waiting for Saturday 'Indian film' that morning.

I looked at this girl sleeping. She twitches her mouth like demanding for water.

My mind get to that film we watched last night. Remembering it, I took a cup, urinate in it, abd put the tip in the 'innocent girls' mouth.

She drank and....


Her mouth twitched like that actor....

I saw it and smiled....

This was just the begining of my sad experiences. Ever since that day....

Now at age 40, I still look for this girl or her sisters to confess to how I did to her infancy, how I sought laughter from watching fiction...


Her name is....

Khafilatu.

END

Kurmin Mashi Kaduna.
Family / Re: Memory Of My Childhood: Confession by Dnockeror333(m): 8:59am On Mar 10
This old 'maygaurd' was drinking coke in a 35cl bottle. And this boy standing tasty of this drink devise a plan for the sweet drink.

When this man dropped the drink on the floor of a counter and look straight through the window at a narrow dusty road, the boy muster courage to go for the drink! He drank every tilt of the drink to his fill, and opened his trouser to urinate silently into the bottle fitting his pen.s into it, he filled it back to the full size, lay it down, returhed back to hiding and watched the man and his drink!

The man, lifted the bottle, not looking at its colour, fitted it into his mouth... Not yet smelling the odour, he tasted it (just as we tasted coke).....

'Itaw itaw itaaaawwww...'

He look at the place where he had a secret giggle and took a cane....

he threw the bottle away and went for the little lad..
................................................

That was where i learnt this from. it was a wicked act, I learnt later on ky own!


Goto 4;
Family / Re: Memory Of My Childhood: Confession by Dnockeror333(m): 8:46am On Mar 10
At the age of 9, after I watched a Yoruba movie, wanting to get more of laughter from that movie I lay my own plans aside....

Those days in Kaduna where my parents recalled me to come meet them from my village. I left for their place. (I have been schooling in Kaduna before then, but one thing or the other took me to my village).
So, returning to Kaduna at age nine, some months after I restarted my private school again, I encountered a film as a child that made the house erupt in laughter at what those Yoruba film actors can hatch. In the evening at dusk, we use to watch Yoruba film together as a compound full of six different families then.
So, there was a movie were a small lad of 13 or 9year old gavecsn old man a bottle of urine to drink.... GOTO 3
Family / Memory Of My Childhood: Confession by Dnockeror333(m): 8:40am On Mar 10
I think this is why am not loved by humanity

I think this was why till date, I have not yet find someone yo love my kind

I think this was why i went deaf nearly dead on hospital bed as a 13year old

But, I cannot turn the hands of time

I have asked for and sought for information about this girl.... But I couldn't get it


This is my story;
Investment / Re: Low Dollar Investment In MY Bank Account, AND The Thought To Close It Down by Dnockeror333(m): 3:27pm On Mar 07
Dnockeror333:


I bought about $30 some few months ago at the rate of #800 per dollar wanting to go into an exchange business. With this money, I opened an account in an old Nigerian bank.

I promised to send more dollars into the account. But I couldn't, because the business into which I entered scammed me of my first earning worth $15 (which I bought for #11,000). So, I sadly looked for someone every where I could to help me collect it back but found no one. I couldn't go into these kind of business anymore . These was an abiterage business.

So, I left the stage. I remain to myself waiting for another business to enter into. But till now, it seems everyone are out to scam us of our hard earned sweat.

So said, it's hunger time, my dollar still lay in the bank; should I go, close down this account, sell it back to the black market,and redeem my money to begin a small scale business?

Please, I need those who have big brains, those who can think above us all to tell me what I should do.

Bless us all.

Investment / Low Dollar Investment In MY Bank Account, AND The Thought To Close It Down by Dnockeror333(m): 12:26pm On Mar 07
I bought about $30 some few months ago at the rate of #800 per dollar.

I promised to send more dollars into the account. But I couldn't, because the business into which I entered scammed me of my first earned $15 which I bought for #11,000. So, I looked for someone every where I could to help me collect it back but found no one. I couldn't. These was an abiterage business.

So, I left the stage. I remain to myself waiting for another business to enter into. But fill now, it seems everyone are out to scam is of our hard sweat.

So said, it's hunger time, my dollar still lay in the bank; should I go, close down this account, sale it back to the black market,and redeem my money to begin a small scale business?

Please, I need those who have big brains to tell me what I should do.
Business / Re: Naira Depreciation: USD Supply Drops By 42% At FOREX Market Despite Binance Exit by Dnockeror333(m): 12:11pm On Mar 07
I OVERHEARD:
I opened a domiccilliary account some few months ago when the dollar was #800. I bought $30 only to open this account with a promise to add more aa time passes by.

But..., it was never thought of.... I could'nt do the abiterage business i meant to do as I was scammed of $20 there in te abiterage app. I cried fir help but no one came fo my rescue. Thus, I let it go.

Months pssses by, and $30 still stair at me.

Now, should I go, close my account, withdraw this $30 and sell it back to tye black market, recoup my money and open a small scale business?
Politics / Re: Hardship: No Nigerian Workers Can Survive On Less Than N100,000 Wage – Reps by Dnockeror333(m): 12:00pm On Mar 07
na una sabi, am surviving with #15,000 per month still living in my fathers house! (Without a wife nor child). who will narry abd suffer with soneone whom the government failed to help? Who will live with someobe struggling to make ends meet?
Business / Re: The Naira/dollar Watch Thread by Dnockeror333(m): 5:17pm On Feb 24
MummyIMadeIt:
It's no news that Dollar is still the official choice of trade currency around the world.

Likewise, has the swift jump of Naira/Dollar exchange rate from 500 to 1,812 Naira as against it counterpart been a thing of marvel and awe amongst Nigerians.

As such, it's imperative we put out the exchange rate out there for all to monitor and see.

Having said that, welcome to the Naira/Dollar Watch Thread

Can one sell the dollars in his domocilliary account in exchange for naira now because of hardship?
Source: Nairarates on X
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: Faces Of LP, PDP And APC Candidates by Dnockeror333(m): 7:20am On Feb 24
JulianBond007:
Handsomeness left the group chat.

Edo state governors and ugliness no be here. These ones try sef. Lol

angry angry angry

dem mo dey ugly as you think o. Na the Sight of the exwhile late governor of Ondo State in a town meeting change my veiw. Agagu was a huge man, but on tge Tv he is shoulder dwarf and have a small face. This people in government use to change their faces on camera/video so that physically they might not be harmed.

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Car Talk / Re: Can This Car Make A Return Through Our Nigerian Engineers? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:11am On Jan 04
doggedfighter:


Is this a soliloquy hence no pictures ?
Picture was deleted by Time knows who. Live it. Let it pass. The photo is even lost to time.

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Car Talk / Can This Car Make A Return Through Our Nigerian Engineers? by Dnockeror333(m): 2:35pm On Apr 23, 2023
Can this car make a return through our black/melanated/Afro Engineers?

In a new way...?

In a new eco friendly and fuelless method...?

Can this be?

Since 1930 in London, nobody could bring it back!
Jobs/Vacancies / Men Of Gold Do Not Wear Gold by Dnockeror333(m): 7:23pm On Apr 08, 2023
MEN OF GOLD DON'T WEAR GOLD!

Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle).

While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon, but I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark .

I don’t know her husband and we have never met before. As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out,things was that bad. So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay.
In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car. God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded. As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it.

The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since i was drenched, so I started begging. The man refused and said I was wet. I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine.

I agreed, then he allowed me. As I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down. I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination. I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close.

I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came. I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh!

I was suppose to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job? Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off. My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her.

Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold. Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards.
I saw this piece and decided to share the story with my friends and family.

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Religion / Religion Will Mess Up Your Humanity by Dnockeror333(m): 8:34am On Mar 10, 2023
Only those who are religiously minded

Only those who knew not the in thing

Only those who do not know that religion was made for currupted sex and currupted money inflow....

Will join religion because of fear of hell fire and love for the painted heaven!

Be wise...!
Business / Re: Unknown Person Sent Me $550 Via Worldremit. Please, Is This A Scam? Photo by Dnockeror333(m): 8:31am On Mar 10, 2023
handsomeyitayo:
i was searching through my mail and i found out that i saw someone i don't know send me $550 and i don't have account with world remit ,
but i don't know how the person got my account first bank number and email. i have mailed world remit but they are telling me different thing entirely . do they charge for receiving money from abroad. Any one use World Remit Before please .. i have friends that sent money from USA to me Twice but none of them have told me they sent me money. and that have my first bank account number ....

i don't understand this message i got .

they even said i should confirm my account details and others things..i have not click the link coz i dont know maybe they want to hack my bank account...

this is the email from the scammers:WorldRemit <mail@xmz-productions.org>
reply-to: mail@xmz-productions.org


this is the email from worldremit original site that they reply my mail : Data Privacy <dataprivacy@worldremit.com>

That was how I was scammed, having nobody to reply or comment in my post here on Naira land. For two days, I posted about an European saying she is sending me something... I weep that day for my loss of huge money.

Do not click it. The scammers are so mad and they will go mad on every streets soon.
Technology Market / New Laptop, +256gb Rom Hp Elitebook Revolve 810, G3, 8gb Core I5 by Dnockeror333(m): 8:20am On Mar 10, 2023
Buy New Laptop,
+256GB ROM
New.

Hp Elitebook Revolve 810, G3,

8GB core I5 HDD, 256GB...

And other exquisite features.

Cost #153k

Technology Market / New Laptop For Sale by Dnockeror333(m): 6:19am On Mar 10, 2023
Buy New Laptop, a +256GB ROM
New.....

Hp Elitebook Revolve 810, G3,

8GB core I5 HDD, 256GB...

Cost #153k
Health / Sickness Cannot Be Healed With Prayers! by Dnockeror333(m): 11:23pm On Nov 27, 2022
Shebi you're sitting down in that hall now, listening to TESTIMONIES of the great miracles wrought by your man of God - how he HEALED the SICK, cleansed the CANCER and raised the DEAD.

You're nodding your HEAD now like agama lizard. He's a POWERFUL man of God!

But with all the TESTIMONIES of MIRACLES, you can never hear a SICK PASTOR go to a POWERFUL man of God for HEALING.
They all go to the BEST hospitals in IRRELIGIOUS countries for MEDICAL HEALING.

One would have expected that when a certain T.B Joshua was SICK, he'd have run to a PARTNER in MIRACLE, Chris Oyakhilome, for HEALING.
He didn't.

One would have expected that when a certain Krest Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA took ill, he'd have run to the father of MIRACLES, Oyedepo, for HEALING.
He didn't.

One would have expected that as BOASTFUL as Otobo-Suleman was of his POWERS, he would have HEALED SAMMIE Okposo when the latter told him of his TRAVAILS.
He didn't.

He couldn't even INVOKE the FIRE of the HOLY GHOST to consume his ATTACKERS when his CONVOY was ATTACKED recently.
He couldn't.

This is not a case of "PHYSICIAN, heal thyself." It's a case of MIRACLE workers believing in the working of MIRACLES.

How can they PATRONIZE each other when they all know the TRICK?
Guy-man dey guy guy-man?
Dog dey chop dog?

No, you sit down there and be LISTENING to TALES by MOONLIGHT and be bamboozled thrillers.

When you're SICK, don't go to HOSPITAL.
Go and be looking for POWERFUL man of God to DELIVER you. If you're LUCKY, you'll not DIE, but REGRET awaits.

Well, let me not be the ONE to tell you.
You have BRAIN; use it to think.
You have EYES; use them to see.
You have EARS; use them to hear.
Al Akhigbe sir FARMER 69
Religion / You That Gather Today... by Dnockeror333(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2022
Today...

TELL THEM....

Tell those sheep/chicken brothers and sisters....

Every service day

In the place called the home of the 'universally known cultists'

In the shrines scattered in our localities

The places they so called Church of Jesus Christ to deceive the unassuming

Every deceived
Unread minds, novelists and fictional readers or those who can niether read nor write

They will gather

Those whose souls never care but a fictitious heaven
Those who feared death like living in a dark working fridge
Those who knew freedom but do away with the knowledge so gleaned from one or more of us

Those who poke their head into the Bible and called it 'The Word of My Life'

Those who worship the Pope of Rome and pay homeage, tithe, offerings and thanksgiving to his image in their local shrine
Wasting away the works of their hands

They will gather

I say they will gather as they always do�

Their houses would have been built but for that hen sitting on the alter whose feathers have been glued to the sit of Rome

Their houses would have been built up through the ages but for that sycophant who lied and does not know he is lieing,
But for those theives who stole and built up a secret haven for themselves that if anything happens, their sheep's will help them flee and they will seek for their save haven!

Tell them....

Their time is prepared...

Those that read this and others like it, those that understand this and understand the time

I say...


We say...

#Rise_up and get out!
Food / Re: What Cheaper Food Can I Buy Instead Of Rice? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:45am On Nov 06, 2022
mariahAngel:


The one wey we dey buy normally, no dey tay done. (Big white or big brown)
Also, if you have an electric jug, you can quickly boil some water to cook the beans with, to save you time and gas.

Would we put the beans into the boiling electric cooker?

Or pour the beans into the already boiled water?

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