Please u know the nearest psychiatry in ur area

JoaquinElChapo:
dodoyo

Ok if you are not really a church rat send me 20k from ur allowance

Enybliss:
why would i drop my number for you, hahahhahaaahhaha just drop your bbm pin, deactivate when i see that your moniker is now "nobody" i swear on my honor I'll send the money

Look at this el chapo wannabe

JoaquinElChapo:
your problem is problem

You deh admire ur fellow girl nyansh,cucumber members

makydebbie:
see as you dey walk sef

Ok drop your number,once we talk on phone ,i will deactivate it

Enybliss:
deactivate and send me your account number so I'd make you eat your words

Ok,if you don't bring it,you are a foo.l of the first order

Enybliss:
I'll give you 2k to deactivate

See this cartoon girl wanna participate?

Nma27:
10k or 1k?

G.o.a.t= greatest of all times

JoaquinElChapo:
goat ((((no ofenssse))))

All cucumber girls usually like this cream

Girls just deh form

Wha is recession

Masikay:
Go ND use your 1000 to buy sense. Recession hasn't affected that one yet.

How much e supposed be

NegeduGrace:
only 1k..kai

5542 go to hell 875423

JoaquinElChapo:
put out the card pin lets load it

Oya come back,how much will it take to do the competition?

sinaj:
Only 1000?
E no evn reach for sub. sef

Mitcheeeeeew

Walks outta thread

Oya help una no green help,una deh criticise,go to hell,wicked generation

JoaquinElChapo:
go and sleep

E be like you have bet ur small sense on betnaija

Dgunnerz:

Yes.. Send the 1000naira to me and I will triple it...

If that's u on ur dp,then you are eligible to win the 1k card

Mikylopez:
not at all

You fit top am

Dgunnerz:
Just 1000naira

Just ask,instead of showing off your big boobs

Berlynn:

Ah ah 1000 naira no get value again?

Are u beautiful

Mikylopez:

Lets get this started

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signed and stamped by coolest Chris

Unibenstudent:
Really

this would have been good if this acheivement could affect and ïmprove the standard of living of poor Nigerians

mcdokwe:
This spells nothing if our youths can't get jobs, we can't get affordable quality healthcare, if 5naira can't buy me a sachet of water and we still learn under trees and in open fields.



I am not a moslem, why should I be forced to declare what I don't believe? SEUN please take note and do the needed.

but u accepted the terms and conditions

Hope it goes well

As for myself ,I see me sitting in this aso rock as president

Information from Nigeria Defence Headquarters indicates that some Boko Haram terrorists have begun to surrender with their weapons voluntarily following relentless onslaught by troops.
This is contained in tweets from the army as shown below:
DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA @DefenceInfoNG:FLASH: As the heat on terrorists continues, 5 terrorists yesterday surrendered with all their weapons to troops @#Konduga pleading for mercy
DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA @DefenceInfoNG:Other captured terrorists have also been giving useful information on the subsequent plans of the group in an apparent offer to cooperate
Further information is contained in a statement posted on the DHQ website on Sunday.
“Some of them submitted themselves and their weapons to the leadership of the troops in Konduga during a further campaign at the weekend.
“As the heat on the terrorists continues, five terrorists surrendered on Saturday (Sept. 20) with all their weapons to troops at Konduga pleading for mercy.’’
According to the statement, other captured terrorists who refused to surrender have also been giving useful information on the subsequent plans of the group in an apparent effort to cooperate.
The DHQ recalled that in the last few days there had been several attempts by desperate terrorists to gain entry into Konduga which were foiled by the troops.
The terrorists’ move, according to the statement, is aimed at recovering the bodies of their prominent fighters who died in previous encounters in the area.
The DHQ also said that its troops had recovered more weapons during mop-up operations while some of their terrorists’ vehicles had been destroyed.
www.elombah.com/index.php/reports/25818-5-boko-haram-terrorists-surrender-plead-for-mercy

This is no news it has been in Nigeria, for a long time, because the girls have set their standards so high , the guys have all buckled their belts to fly to an Astronomical height,
1)rich guy ;girl love this category because they fulfil all their heart desires, eg Samsung s5,buy them shawarma,thats why this guys are a threat in the dating industry
2)ugly guys;this category often try xo hard , more than the other because they know they are not appealing so they turn into some sort of serial toaster, toastin everywhere anywhere,looking for the lucky one to catch
3)fine boys; update coming soon

Relationships on nairaland just like relationship (patience Jonathan vs good English) /(goodluck Jonathan vs sense) impossible to meet

Lately I have heard a lot of women say that men struggle more with moving on. You always see situations where the man just won’t let go no matter how hard the woman tries to tell him it’s over. It could be years since the breakup, and that man is still trying to get her back and make something happen.
Of course, we see women struggle too …but on the surface they seem to reach a point where they have moved on a lot quicker, well that is what many believe. They shed plenty of tears and experienced many sleepless nights. But now they appear to have accepted that it’s over. However, I don’t believe women recover faster than men. I also don’t believe men are better at moving on either. There are a lot of misunderstandings that lead to a belief that one moves on faster than the other, but lets take a deeper look.
Many women eventually learn the skill of “managing their emotions”. They have enough experiences of being emotionally vulnerable that they understand how to deal with them (in a way that they are “comfortable” with). They also learn how to take greater control by not putting themselves in emotionally vulnerable positions.
In many cases, when that woman experiences heartbreak with a man she is truly in love with (has a deep and genuine connection with him) there is only so much she is willing to deal with emotionally. She has addressed her feelings to a certain extent, but she isn’t willing to deal with it anymore and wants to get her “emotional control” back.
When she reaches that “this is enough” point, it would seem to others that she has moved on. What is actually happening, in many cases, is that she is simply stuffing her feelings away in an emotional closet. She will then lock the door and find enough distractions (work, kids, another man, etc) to allow her to believe and portray that she is “over it”. In reality, the feelings are still there and the right kind of moment/event can bust that door wide open.
The thing is other people may never witness when that moment occurs. That woman may do everything in her power to not let anyone see what is going on inside of her (maybe a very close friend will catch a glimpse). She will have her “moment” and then she will proceed to place everything back in that closet, lock the door, and get back to her distractions.
With men it is a little different. Men are not typically raised to be in touch with their emotions and many struggle with learning how to manage them. They are taught to “suck it up” “man up” and simply suppress what they feel without addressing it at all. Add that to the fact that a lot of men don’t find themselves “in love” with a woman many times in their life. So when it does happen, this emotional vulnerability is very foreign and rare to them.
So for this to occur and end in disappointment, the man may find it all very difficult to handle. Some will wear it on their sleeve because they don’t know, haven’t learned, or believe they shouldn’t contain this emotion that they are now experiencing. Others will just attempt to suppress the pain because that is what they know how to do. They will pretty much attempt the same stuffing of the emotional closet that I stated with the women. The difference is when the door busts wide open, it is likely to be seen one way or another/ continue from www..com/talk/topic,217520.0.html

“The wife has discussed with the husband his relationship with some of his female staff members. She has explained that this has given her cause for concern. The husband has minimized her worries and taken no step to alleviate her grievances.” - (Quoted)
In this statement issued by Anita’s spokesperson, there is no allegation of adultery as there was no co-respondent to the petition and no names were mentioned.
Dictionary.com defines adultery as “voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not their spouse.”
The statement continues in part: “The wife submits that her marriage to the husband has irretrievably broken down and there is no hope of reconciliation. The wife will submit that it is the husband’s unreasonable behaviours which have led to this.
“The husband and the wife are both Pastors. The husband undertakes his work, in the main, in South Africa and Nigeria. The wife lives in the United Kingdom. The wife will say that they have lived separately for 16 years and over this time have drifted apart. The wife has come to realise that the husband will only visit the UK for annual church programmes that he holds rather than to be with this wife. The wife feels that he has been unavailable as a father to their children during their developing years.
“The wife feels that their marriage suffered under the pressure of their work. They would rarely spend time together due to the husband unavailability. Special occasions such as Christmas, Birthdays and family occasions and anniversaries pass them by and they rarely spent any time together as a family as the husband was more devoted to his work than he was to them.
“The wife feels that she has been used to portray and enhance the husband’s image as a family man when the reality is that there is no existing relationship between them. She feels that she has been present for official functions simply for his convenience. On occasions she has been copied into his travel itinerary which has been given to him by his staff on a need to know basis.
“The wife has tried to discuss her concerns with the husband. He claims that she is carnal and he is insensitive to her feelings and her needs. Continue from www.elombah.com/index.php/reports/25688-divorce-why-i-am-leaving-pastor-chris-anita