brutal1:
I told one to feel free..we be guys nah...this idiot picked my toothed brush (even my brothers cant use my brush( as if that was not enough he used my beloved white towel, I brought out my back up toothbrush and soaked the towel, he snores, does nothing in the room, he even told
me he likes the light on that he cannot sleep without the light on...in my mind ..wetin ds one dey talk ...is this your fathers house? na dat light go kill u idiot....i couldn't bring myself to tell him I detest these things and he doesn't read signs on the wall...I was showing attitude the mumu was feeling more at home....he will drink garri and put one spoon of milk to look reasonable...I will even be telling him to put more milk not knowing milk is the foundation of the garri in his cup..he would have put enough milk before adding garri....I told my guy I cant cope and sent him away and he went around telling our friends that I sent him out....he didnt tell
them one thing he did wrong...

The moment your guy comes for a visit and starts complementing how dope your house is , be careful.. from there e go start to dey call you say he wan camp babe for your side make you assist am.

Before you know it, he go say he get problem with him accommodation make you allow am crash with you for just 1 week . 1 week go turn 1 year. 1 year go turn 6 months.

ceematics:

Enter playstore bendown select my brother Dem plenty Na your application matters and your credit score but if you need fast cash use blackcopper Dem no need credit score Dem no kukuma need binding of card. #10k straight into ur aza. Make sure you pay back o

Any bypass to this on blackcopper.?

Depressed101:
you sabi them

Prado works like magic bro.

TOBBILOBBA:
Peugeot na army symbol ooo
Abeg no near am,na which yahoo boy get time for Peugeot

It's an army symbol . You're right.

Godada:



Op, I believe you.

Some people here may not understand what you are going through.

If I told you how much that my dad was supposed to give me while he was alive but my mother stood in the way.

The matter is sure.... Help will not be coming from your dad.

Maybe you should consider learning some side hustle.

There are a lot of them here on nairaland. Pick one, stick with it. Watch YouTube videos. May God crown your effort with success.

Understand that not all women should be mothers.

Cheers.

I remember when my own mother blocked me from traveling out with the lame excuse that I wasn't gonna keep in touch and I was gonna forget home. My uncle based in newyork was ready to come pick me and sponsor everything. He even sent money to get my passport which I did sharply. . Naso this woman stood in the way . It got so bad she started raising voice on my uncle . The man just quietly left us alone and stopped picking even my own calls. This happened in 2009. Till date I'm still stucked in naija. E pain me sha and anytime I see her I remember that incident but life goes on .

Toyota Prado works like magic. Infact they go dey salute you already from afar even when your moto never near . If they see say you be young guy anyways they go provoke tell you to park. Even if you're young, just try to look mature in dressing and bone face well. Don't talk, just be giving them a nod that commands authority. They allow you go.

All these massive winnings na all those barbers dey chop am pass.

MufasaLion:
They are perverts and most of them are shameless. I still don't know what is exciting about high school girls.

You know sexual fetishes right? I think most men have this fetish of bedding a student with her uniforms on. E wrong if she below 18 but above 18 then i can't say.

Students wey even teachers dey chop their share. If you see the kind men some of those girls dey fuk ehn they even dey see corpers as small small boys wey no get levels.

Lol if hausa or fula girl love you ehn your life will never remain the same again o infact na you go later run. Their girls see marriage as the greatest achievement a lady can have.

SavageResponse:


To liquidate a loan means to completely pay it off

tosbobby:
To pay up a loan especially before the due date

The word liquidation is also used for fixed deposit investment.
I want to liquidate my fixed deposit investment means you want to cash out you fund.
It's a financial term.
Hope the information suit your need

Thanks a lot

We learn everyday pls no insults.. to the economist and others in the house, I took a loan from a bank app and I saw a link to liquidate the loan ... What does it mean? What does it mean to liquidate a loan.?

jaeyking:
Kia this burner with it's yeye thermostat that trips off once it gets off.

U no fit cook better food with that tin.

Unless say boys work am for u

It's workable but complications might arise if you don't give it to a pro.. yeah you right . The thermostat is the problem.

Naanlong01:
Hello, good will people of Nairaland particularly those who are conversant with electric cooker, or electric stove or hot plate as it is called by different people.

So I thought it is wise to introduce alternative means of cooking considering the increasing cost of gas #650/kg as at four days ago that I refilled, something that I still bought #400 this year o. Since light is fairly OK here, I went to market today and bought this stuff down there, to my surprise, chairman refuse to heat up well o, even to warm stew, it was so slow, I became worried if I have thrown away 5k today today in this Buhari regime. So, to those that have been using hot plate, is that how it is, or the thing will still surprise me? Thank you.

Lol this type no dey cook anything now.. you won't enjoy it . it's only for light food like frying of egg and boiling warm water for tea. It was made for those oyibos wey dey chop semi cooked food. You fit work am Sha.. did it to mine back then in uni.. but some of the wires might end up melting , the element might get spoilt and e go dey shock you. Meanwhile the shock from these things no be here , e fit rival transformer own .

Kissmyassbiach:
It’s you that’s doing bro code na. Displeasing yourself to please others.

Swears. the imagination of having a guy sex a girl on the same matress I'll sleep on that night and the foreseeable future ehn. also the thought that the girl would probably use my toilet to wash up ehn. No be small sanitation you suppose do for your house after renting o.

I find it disgusting too sha but sometimes we have no choice than to just help out. happens mostly during uni and nysc . for nysc, only a handful of corpers rent their own house, the rest na PPA dey give them and there's no privacy coz you go most likely get PPA, asides that in most cases , lodge wey PPA dey give na mostly faceme I face you and most girls no dey comfortable to dey Bleep inside that kind place.

Just remove your bedsheet, turn the matress upside down and when they're done, you go sundry your matress first . Wash your toilet well with bleach.

walecosby:
Seems everyone has paid off their debts now and abandoned this thread?

No, one of them foolishly created a WhatsApp group.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFAjNOaLbJQ

VTJN:


How could NYSC do such a thing? That's unfair from their end. They ain't considerate to some extent. They ought to have mobilised you guys earlier enough to avoid all these.

I can't imagine what some corp members will go through this period, with just a month allowance. Especially those from poor homes

This is not fair seriously

E weak me o my brother. It really says alot about the country Sha. Those at the top, (leaders and politicians inclusive) don't give a damn about those at the bottom of the food chain. How you survive is non of their business and if you want to die, go and die. Its just terrible.

Snitch24:


Lmao
Balling with how much

That guy na clown abeg.. as I see am I just laugh.. balling with 66 thousand lol .. so you have 66k for hand for your mind now you self be baller abi

ifeanyi0147:
See this man Dey reason 66k. You no thank God. During our time it’s just 19800# . So just chill and serve smart

Oga keep quiet there.. you said just 19800? Your common sense can't tell you 33k of now is logically the same as 19,800 from 2011 to 2018. Infact 19800 of few years ago even had more value than today's 33k. Coz you dey talk during your time like say you be one ancient of days.. all things been equal, na when alawee was still 9,850 I suppose go serve but every man get him time .. abeg shift .

TarOrfeeek:
Sometimes you have to endure to enjoy.

This money you're complaining about will be paid together with your final allawee.

Then you'll be balling after service.

For now, tight your belt. The road is still very tough.

Oga this one don pass endure to enjoy.. do you mean make we no chop for one month coz of 66k at the end of service?.. you and your people are just looking for who to kill.. beautiful nonsense . Even by September 30 when they finally pay, alot of corpers will still suffer coz most of them will have to pay off debt, house rent, and buy a few things they could have used part to do from this one they expected . E no make sense at all. Just budget say for the next 2 months na suffer you dey. When you go balance small na till like November.

Scrap this God forsaken scheme. If corp members are not dying due to accidents or bandits, the pot bellied nysc staffs and DG from Abuja are sitting inside chill AC all day while they starve corp members under the hot northern sun to death..

Now 21B corp members resumed camp on the 27th of july. They were cleared for 2 months in camp, that's July and August. While in camp on the 13th of August, they paid the first allowance. These corp members thought it was July payment and another one was to come in August ending but they were wrong. They were giving a blow to the heart when they were told there was no more payment until September 30th. So you paid them 33k on August 13th and expect it to last them till September 30th? That's almost 7 weeks, Knowing fully well that some of them travelled home to prepare for the one year mandatory service ahead. Some of them are even currently stranded at home because they have no support and they depended on the next payment to travel back to their respective states of deployment.. Not every of theses corp members are from rich or at least financially average homes where they can easily call one or two family members for backup. Nysc should learn to adjust their calenders properly and stop deploying corp members such that it will spread across 2 different months.. it's the corp members that'll eventually suffer for the foolishness of NYSC.

NYSC una try..