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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of President Buhari And Ganduje by dokie: 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2019
All i can see is how inconsequential my ass licking brother Umahi is to Buhari.

I mean how do you explain a full blown man, somebody's father and governor of a state practically trying to worship Buhari's hand. Meanwhile, bubu hardly looks at him.

Yeye Umahi.

Meanwhile, Ganduje's like "Padi mi".

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Celebrities / Re: 'Hips Don't Lie' - Mayorkun Commented On His Mother, Toyin Adewale's Photos by dokie: 4:22pm On Oct 01, 2019
Chi59:

Na so your mind dey upside down so? Na person mama be that. Have some respect.

The person that comes on social media to talk about his mother's hips, is that one alright?

Some people are saying its perhaps the way they play in their family. If they play with comments on their mom's bum, they might aswell pass comments on their dads "cassava". That would make them a very silly household.

Nonsense and mayorkun..

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TV/Movies / Re: Mercy And Frodd Cry As Diane Is Evicted From BBNaija by dokie: 10:38pm On Sep 30, 2019
Jayslicky:
wink

I see no reason why they should be crying for the cameras, everyone trying to attract attention to themselves, how can the eviction of a fellow contender give them this much heartbreak, the chances of one of them winning just increased.

They need to stop shedding crocodile tears, the truth is deep down everyone of them is thinking about the 60million.

Never I have seen a team in football feel bad when the opponent is issued a red card. It's a game and it's all about competition.

My guy, don't be deceived by their shenanigans. It's tears of joy.
Politics / Re: #revolutionnow: Release Sowore Now Or Go To Jail, Court Threatens DSS DG by dokie: 5:00pm On Sep 26, 2019
Buhari is the new definition of integrity.

The word "integrity" that we used know is not the same as the one that is said to be a major characteristic of buhari. That one is on suspension.

Because I cannot understand how a man who has failed in every way as a responsible president can be said to have integrity. Ask his supporters why they say he has integrity, no answer. So I take it that he has integrity simply because he is buhari not because he has done anything to have such a quality attributed to him. Simply court order he can't obey.

So When next you are asked to define integrity, just say "integrity can be defined as buhari".

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Politics / Re: Buhari Answering A Question About Youths At UN, Nigerians React (Video) by dokie: 10:19pm On Sep 25, 2019
midnighter:
LOL OH MY GOODNESS

GOD PLEASE WHAT IS OUR OFFENCE

Modified : This is the full video, he actually answered the question... I think his aides got the wrong end of the stick...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHe3OiiTVUA

-"We will take concrete steps to harness climate-innovative ideas by including youth in decision-making processes..."

-"We will mobilise Nigerian youth towards planting 25m trees to enhance Nigeria's carbon sink..."

-"In the energy sector, Nigeria is presently diversifying its energy sources from dependence on gas-powered system to hydro, solar, wind, biomass and nuclear sources..."

-"Our government has introduced climate-smart agricultural practices..."

-"The Lake Chad basin .... has shrunk significantly from its original size due to climate change ... ecological restoration and recharge of the Lake Chad...promote interstate co-operation, strengthen community resilience, as well as addressing the environmental and security crises..."

I dont like him but I cant find anything wrong with what he said...its a perfect answer...

BEFORE YOU MAKE A JUDGEMENT WATCH THE FULL VIDEO..WHAT HAS BEEN POSTED ABOVE WAS JUST AN INTRODUCTION TO THE REAL ANSWER WHERE HE MADE HIS POINT....

No its not.

The man did not answer the question. The question was specifically directed at his plans for youths. Buhari went ahead to dish out Nigeria's plan on climate. It only happened that in the write up, youths were mentioned.

Oga, if you go to an interview in any reasonable establishment and you answer a question that way, you and i know you will not come close to getting that job.

In any case, who answers a question with an already written script?

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TV/Movies / Re: Living In Bondage, Breaking Free: Scenes From The Movie by dokie: 7:59pm On Sep 23, 2019
ppreye:
Finally a Nigerian movie that could take me to the cinema. As far as I know Ramsey Nouah could totally feature in a Hollywood blockbuster. He's an excellent actor grin

About the Tittle, pls what's that figure of speech used for 2 completely opposite words placed in a sentence. Its been long wink

i dey tell you.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Jonathan’s Reaction To Sowore’s Detention By Buhari Government by dokie: 2:10pm On Sep 23, 2019
kaorama:
Whatever he Is, he put us into this mess. His inefficiency and weakness made it possible for Buhari to crawl back to power. He refused ro listen to people who mean well for the country and fight for the masses, even if it meant doing one term. He was not in charge, not because he was old and physically weak but because he didn't know what to do with power. He handed over the machinery of his govt to Northerners, even the party and INEC and they paid him back appropriately.

Met this thread at the 5th page, and i'm glad you said this already.

Who cares if he is an angel or saint? The mumu put us into the mess we are today. I mean you can be kind, gentle, meek and all, but allowing someone to take power from you is weakness.

Great leaders are not weak.

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Politics / Re: I Am The Next President Of Nigeria – Pastor Tunde Bakare (video) by dokie: 9:41pm On Sep 22, 2019
Is okay.
Politics / Re: Cabal Targets Osinbajo Over Actions Taken As Ag President by dokie: 10:51am On Sep 19, 2019
ursullalinda:
They better concentrate on more pressing issues than heating up the system unnecessarily

It appears you believe this government is burdened with a sense of responsibility to make Nigeria better.

Let me inform you: they are not. There is no pressing issue before them.
Politics / Re: Cabal Targets Osinbajo Over Actions Taken As Ag President by dokie: 10:48am On Sep 19, 2019
Validated:
I hope Osinbajo will survive these onslaughts. I recall that Osinbajo threatened to resign if Daura was not sacked when Buhari was on health vacation in UK. That threat was kept in a vault and now it is time to unleash the cabal's power. As a young graduate who was employed then at Churchgate, I recalled that when I tendered my resignation, I was begged and was taken as far as the office of the GM (an Indian) who pleaded with me to stay. However, my immediate boss (a Nigerian) warned me that since I was bold enough to resign, I should not stay because, "these people will deal with you after you have lost the opportunity to move". Taking that advice, I left Churchgate and I did not regret that action atall. Since Osonbajo threatened the cabal with resignation, which would have crumbled them, remaining was a big mistake, he should have resigned. That would have dealt the cabal a deadly blow. Now he has been used to achieve their Next Level ... he is useless to them and can be discarded.

Validated, while I was in banking, I was wondering why a friend who found himself in a similar position as yours still ended up resigning. He said to me "You can't say goodnight to someone only to return to tell him good evening "
Celebrities / Re: Jayce Jeremi's 1st Birthday Party In Dubai. Linda Ikeji's Son Marks Birthday by dokie: 3:23pm On Sep 18, 2019
anonimi:


Can't you read

I can. Can you?
Celebrities / Re: R Kelly Handcuffed And In Prison Outfit As He Appears In Court (Photos, Video) by dokie: 3:17pm On Sep 18, 2019
MyVILLAGEpeople:
The Whites keep killing the careers of our black stars.

Bad.

Is it the whites that sent him to sleep with underage girls?

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Celebrities / Re: Jayce Jeremi's 1st Birthday Party In Dubai. Linda Ikeji's Son Marks Birthday by dokie: 10:45am On Sep 18, 2019
anonimi:


Barack Obama grew up in an incomplete home.
Jesus Christ (Prophet Isa in Islam) was conceived out of wedlock.
Please repeat the above 100 times until you get the gist.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/3903043_3900875eremainsmalluformakesensepng0cbd86798bdb9acb6b2f053976eebe47_png4f72619c8ca6b05dbf89dda16578e7fe

Doesn't change the fact that it is not the best. And please, Jesus Christ grew up with a Mother and a Father. If you are not aware, go check the Bible.
Celebrities / Re: Jayce Jeremi's 1st Birthday Party In Dubai. Linda Ikeji's Son Marks Birthday by dokie: 10:43am On Sep 18, 2019
favinvest:


When u re rich, d papa is no longer relevant..,

But wen u re poor, then d papa will b relevant if not b ready for family & community attack..

Lol

So the only value of a father is to provide finance right?

You've got to change that mindset, it's so wrong.
Celebrities / Re: Jayce Jeremi's 1st Birthday Party In Dubai. Linda Ikeji's Son Marks Birthday by dokie: 10:38am On Sep 18, 2019
thesicilian:

All these folks shouting vanity, waste of resources upandan, don't be enemies of progress. Work hard so that you can make it also. Then let's see if you will have a million dollars in the bank and be celebrating your children's birthdays with cabin biscuits and Fanta!

Bros leave story.

Regardless of the choice of words, vanity or whatever, something's are absolutely unnecessary and reveals a certain kind of vainess that is unhealthy. It's an unnecessary show of affluence. It's just as vain as my igbo brother who goes to a party and starts spraying money in a manner just to seek attention or a pretty Mike attending an event with girls strapped with dog collars. It's all the same thing. If these people live long enough, many of them would in retrospect wonder why they did things like that.

Quite different from one who loves the best cars or lives in a mansion exquisitely furnished and all.

Perhaps she might be trying to give the child the best she can, but I can assure you this isn't the best.

If Linda were my sister, I would have advised her to make effort to draw the child's father as close as possible to the son. The child would appreciate that much more in life than all this.

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Family / Re: Rare Four Generations Pictures by dokie: 11:34am On Sep 12, 2019
You only see 4 generations of women. I've never seen 4 generations of men.

It's a hard life for men.

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Properties / Re: 2-Storey Building Collapsed At Nkisi-Alori In Onitsha (Video) by dokie: 11:31am On Sep 12, 2019
jamil2000:
Substandard material

angry angry


Looking at the style of that building, it's a house built in the 90s meaning it isn't less than 20years. I think if it were to be substandard materials, it could have collapsed much earlier.

Perhaps soil movement as a result of erosion.

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Politics / Re: Epic Response From FFK To SA Foreign Affairs Minister. by dokie: 1:52am On Sep 07, 2019
FFK can write fire.

That SA foreign minister had better not read this reply. Wo, the woman go faint.

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Politics / Re: Robert Mugabe Is Dead! Ex-Zimbabwean President Dies At 95 by dokie: 1:04pm On Sep 06, 2019
helinues:
Rip Sir Robert Mugabe .

He wont be easily forgotten in Africa.. He may be notorious but he was full of brains and smart words

These funny quotes sef.

But did that baba really say these things?
Politics / Re: Catholic Bishops Of South Africa Respond To Xenophobic Attacks In Honest by dokie: 12:54pm On Sep 06, 2019
tooth4tooth:

The dumb people kept hammering on drugs. Did anyone forced them to be drug addicts Am a Nigerian, I have never seen coke or heroine before. I only watch them in foreign films. So what is this whole noise about Nigerians being drug peddlers Am not in support of Nigerians selling drugs .South Africans should abstain from substance abuses too. If you don't want to take drugs, there is no way anyone can force you to buy.

Nna i tire o. in all my years of life, i have never seen those drugs with my 2 eyes and i do not even have an idea where i can find if i wanted it.

Its just ridiculous making it look like all foreigners are drug peddlers and have littered on the streets of South Africa with drugs.

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Politics / Re: Kidnapped PDP National Youth Leader Narrates His Ordeal After Being Freed by dokie: 11:29pm On Sep 05, 2019
They paid 8m to release that guy. And gburu's PR managers are saying it is the police that rescued him.
Celebrities / Re: Skiibii: If Xenophobic Attacks Occurred Under Abacha, What Would Have Happened by dokie: 3:45pm On Sep 04, 2019
Ziel20:
Abacha was rash, rough and brutal with his actions. Truth is he might not even drive them away like that o.

He might even lock some of the few South Africans here up.

Guy dey craze die.



cry

I was just about to say the same thing. Abacha would have cornered and arrested most of them including their ambassador.
Politics / Re: People Seen Crawling As PDP Gubernatorial Primary Election Turns Violent In Kogi by dokie: 9:24am On Sep 04, 2019
These are Bello's Boys obviously.

PDP had a near absolute incident free primaries during the last election season across the country, but on fintiri's visit to Bello the other day, Bello was busy giving advice, as per Saint Bello, (https://www.pulse.ng/news/politics/kogi-pdp-governorship-primary-gov-bello-urges-peaceful-election/qmv04c5so). The man knew all along what he intended to do so that Kogi APC can enjoy the Zamfara option.

I will advice PDP to move their primaries to Abuja or some other place.

Bello is a desperate man willing to do anything to remain in power.

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Politics / Re: Xenophobia: Mandela Thanking Nigeria For Their Support To South Africa (Throwbac by dokie: 12:57am On Sep 04, 2019
athaboi:
??

I have never seen a picture so aptly define the character of an individual.
Politics / Re: Igbo and Yoruba In SA - Both Groups Are Equally Affected, As Shown In Videos by dokie: 12:50am On Sep 04, 2019
selemempe:
yoruba ethos for u. Hate on everybody and insult everybody...thats the yoruba way. Kudos

Thats not the yoruba way please. I've lived among yorubas for almost 40 years, and i can say that comfortably.

We may have our differences and disagreements especially on matters concerning politics, but every tribe in nigeria is made up of wonderful people and not too wonderful people as well. So dont make blanket statements on a tribe.
Politics / Re: #xenophobia: How Nigeria Spent $61BN To Free South Africa From Apartheid by dokie: 5:55pm On Sep 03, 2019
SuperBlack:
By Now, The South African Ambassador In Nigeria Would Have Arrived South Africa

By Now, MTN Would Have Been Nationalized

By Now, DSTV Signal Would Have Been Jammed

By Now, Shoprite Would Have Been Sealed Off

By Now, Nigeria Ambassador In South Africa Would Have Been Recalled

By Now, 20-40 Cargo Planes Would Have Been Sent To South Africa To Bring Nigerians Home

By Now, Two Nigeria Naval War Ship Would Have Been Sent To South Africa

By Now, Donald Trump Would Have Called Abacha To Beg For Peace

By Now, France & Germany Would Have Sent Delegations To Beg Abacha

By Now, Over 2,000 Xenophobia Attackers Would Have Been Arrested By South African Police, And Videos Shown To Make Abacha Calm Down....

Every Bad Man, Has A Time He’s Useful To His People.

I Wish This Happened When The People’s General Was Still Head Of State....Then, They Would Have Known The Worth Of Nigeria

REST IN PEACE, General
#Abacha #General #FirstKing # Xenophobia

This life. No wonder God says we should judge no man. Everybody has a time he can be usefull.
Crime / Re: Video : Nigerians In South Africa Clash With South Africans In Kempton Park by dokie: 4:10pm On Sep 03, 2019
This is serious man.

The only reason these our brother prefer to fight people in their own land and risk death than returning to their own country is probably because they believe returning home is as good as death anyway so they might as well die fighting to stay in a better environment.

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Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: Kate Henshaw Under Fire Over Comment About Attacks In South Africa by dokie: 3:57pm On Sep 03, 2019
four4:
What she said is 100% truth but that did not justify looting, vandalization of properties and unnecessary killing of your fellow Africans men and wemen

Are you responsible when an armed robber robs you or a kidnapper kidnaps you or a fraudster dupes you?
A victim should never be called to account for the acts of a criminal.

I don't know who Kate henshaw is other than seeing her in make-believe roles on T. V, but with that statement, she must be significantly stupid.

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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by dokie: 3:35pm On Sep 03, 2019
benuejosh:
there's an adage that says "When you push a goat too much, it reacts by biting you." SA are pushing too much already.

Sorry bro, no one is going to bite anybody. The one whose responsibility it is to react is busy picking his teeth.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-Kayode Reacts To Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by dokie: 3:33pm On Sep 03, 2019
Liftkid:
My people have a saying " gbuo dike, gbuo dike, ma ife dike me, achoba nwadike" (kill the brave, kill the brave, but when something that requires the brave occurs, he would be sort for.. if only we had a rugged dictator like late Sani Abacha as the current president, SA gov would have gotten the signal.

Nwanne m, you are going too far sef with Abacha. That one is an internationaly known mad man.

Even Obasanjo would have been threatening brimstone at the moment. But poor us, all we have is buhari who only thinks of his northern Fulani people. As far as he is concerned, no Hausa Fulani is there so what's his own

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Crime / Re: My Nigerian Childhood Friend Killed In South Africa Xenophobic Attack - Oyinbo by dokie: 3:13pm On Sep 03, 2019
TheDestroyer:
Where's boko haram when you need them, make dem just help us light up south african embassies in Nigeria, Cameroon, Chad and Niger for a start. But the pussiez will be going after innocent vulnerable women and children in the north grin

You will be shocked that SA embassy in Nigeria will be well guarded at the moment with our own police and army, and they won't think twice before shooting any Nigerian that tries anything there.

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