Olami90:

Loool, dola u don cray finish and Abudu bi bawo?

Good morning... (Incantation reloaded)

I cray seriously... What can a jobless gal do... Abeg lemme go and work o.. before my clients chop my head off I just pray they post Abudu to the same place with me. He needs to loosen up a little... dude is wound too tight.

elmisti:



Feelz like a decade....life av bn lyf.....glad u bak...might take u tym to settle in...cuz lot of water av passed under d bridge

lol... yea... howz mobi18?

Abdul4trust1:
Dolafunmi, you wonder if i'm a graduate base on my diction.
Do you know that there is difference between knowledge and wisdom?
I may not be knowledgeable but i'm full of wisdom. It's not by my power but that of God.
However, base on your response above, i guess you lack wisdom in addressing this situation.

looool.... na joke o + abundant network × lack of work to do.
I lack wisdom ke?
In addressing which situation?
We no dey fight for this family o, btw I think with all your knowledge and wisdom, you still need the right kinda diction to hold pple's attention... just saying.
Wetin concern me sef...
Oya ma binu, Abudu.

Sammie2310:
wooo... elmisti and his ex boo dolafunmi...

I need to sleep...got a long day ahead tomao...

good nyt...

Hello, good morning

elmisti:



Cmon, almst 3mnths or so is not jst caught up wit work...buh den, we can not but work......hope u prprn 4 camp sha

Lol... yes.
Well, its all good.
Hwz lyf?
Btw, e neva reach 3 months na

elmisti:



Wats up...wat hapnd?....wia av u bn?...u knw all d questions I wil ask...so start answrn

lol... caught up in work lately.
Nufn hapned...

elmisti:


*shocked*....dolaa...dolaa....is dat u?

lol...

Hello house. Been a long long while Elmisti, hwdy? Still awake...

Abdul4trust1:
Hayzed2, it's obvious you don't know how this exchange of words began. I ask a simple question and someone respond to it poorly. And i reacted toword his response and he ask if i feel pain about it and i told him that his response was annoying.

And he reply with rude words again.

Your diction though.
And a graduate at that... pffffffff

2el:
[b][i] Morning E-famz








16days.....28th October ( stream I)



44days......25th November ( stream II)



Camp Items

1 Documents and Photocopies
2 Call-up letter and Duly Signed Green Card
3 Statement of Result/transcript
4 First degree certificates
5 School ID card
6 Passport photographs
Comments
You won’t be allowed into camp premises
without any of them. Go there with about 12 passports & 6 document photocopies each


Toiletries Essentials

7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste
8 Bath soap & Sponge
9 Detergent & Bar Soap
10 Toilet Paper
11 Towel


Others

12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons
13 Shower Caps
14 Bleach
15 Disinfectants
16 Buckets & Bailer
17 Body Cream & Lotion
Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp.

Clothing Items

18 White T-shirts
19 White Shorts
20 Whites tennis shoes
21 White socks
22 Underwear
23 Bed sheets
24 Perfumes/ body spray
25 Rubber slippers/flip flops
26 Combs and hair needs
27 Makeup & accessories

* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs along.
* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms.
* You can take a 2 – 3 sets of casual wears/ mufti for Sunday and camp fire night.
* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also)


Other Recommended Items
28 Torch lights
29 Mosquito nets/mosquito repellant
30 Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks & cutlery
31 Cloth hangers
32 Wrist watch
33 Padlocks and keys
34 Waist pouch
35 Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex
36 Pegs/clips
37 Get a cheap watch.

**Every one uses a waist pouch/purse. Its your camp bestie. Most of these/items can be easily bought in the camp so don’t
worry. If you cant get them before travelling.


Optional First Aid Items
38 Methylated spirits/ rubbing alcohol
39 Band aids/plasters
40 Robb
41 Bandages
42 Cotton wool
43 Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)
44 Anti-malaria pills
45 Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)
These aren’t necessary except you have
something to treat or known allergies
Miscellaneous
46 Camera & batteries
47 Writing pads and stationary
48 Novels/Books
49 Pillow
50 Games
51 Mp3/ iPod
52 Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs
53 Surge protectors / extensions
54 Glue sticks & stapler

*If you have an internet enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends.

**You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don’t you?

55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY.
* Never, ever, ever run out of it. Bring as
much as you can afford, (N8,000 at least), in case u don't have up to that you can go with whatever you can have, but just go with something.
*For the big boiz/girls if you don't want to take camp food youu will need like 30k(N1000 per day minus other expenses).
*N2000 for pictures, if you are not okay with your phone camera (optional)
* Mirrors, knives and forks are known to be contraband items in camp.
* Prices of items apart from fast consumer
goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually
higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp.
PACK AS LIGHT AS YOU CAN AND MAKE SURE YOUR BOX/BAG IS AS THEFT-PROOF AS POSSIBLE.








Have a blessed week......



..

Have a blessed week too.
Hello fam

elmisti:


Lol, if he gets her attention. Ordinary audience, I will sell him EL DOLa

Hey lovers... this is what we call trust, learn from my boo.

Harinholar:
...I dey reason dolafunmi oooooo...bt diz elmisti bobo go............*complete it urself

reason who.... see these pple o...lol
What God has joined together...
Btw, Barka de Sallah to our Muslim brethren. Hope y'all are fasting today, remember its Arafat. God bless and keep us all.
Good morning family.

whodohgeepee:
una try! Make una dey boo una sef dey go nau! Elmisti sef, u amaze me! Ahcantbilivit!

Cant believe what....
wetindohyourgeepee

mistabiola:

******Yes oooooo******" ****** As innocent as 2face Idibia***** ******BabyMama in embryo*******

Whats dis person talking about... 2face ke... haba, Mallam.

whodohgeepee:
so dat elmisti get boo for hia ba? Nonsense human being! Dey do like say him dey innocent!

Ma boo is the most innocent boo on earth!
Hello fam.

My nominations

Best E-couple-----ELmisti and dolafunmi (EL-DOLA)


Most annoying--- aare2050



Best male moniker----naughtylagosguy, physika

Cc.....rmfunky, whizqueen

elmisti:



If i offend u, u suppose tell me na, EL DOLA is where me and my wife stay na...and you know dolafunmi must not know bout this....dnt scatter my awse na...wen am planning to win. The best couple award

Hello bae...

Aare2050:
happy birthday to you dearie party at the elmisti El-dola hotels and suit tonight enjoy cuz its your day long live and prosperity

Yea ryt... El-dola praysthe Lord bless your endeavours

Service is just a year o... are you well-equipped for the aftermath?

Hope y'all aint sitting idly, counting days. Get busy pls.

Btw... the thread is running o..

haywire1:
Blessedgurl and Dolafunmi make una put pishure ooo
That's d new policy

#

Well, its all good.

elmisti:


Chai, so na so u wan dey check evrybdy. Asset bi...dolafunmi durling..don't declare your asset oo...

lol...
Hello house.. good morning

elmisti:


Chai, so na so u wan dey check evrybdy. Asset bi...dolafunmi durling..don't declare your asset oo...

lol...

hilsocial:
And Dolafunmi no get pix .

oh...ok

elmisti:
First plot as always goes to my dear E_Boo dolafunmi......



























I look forward for your hustle to be blessed and mine too..........come bak home aya mi............

ohhhh... so sweet of you.
Amin dear, you know we got to buy the fattest ram for Sallah.

elmisti:

Ogun katsina nd enugu.....wbu?

Akwa Ibom Anambra Kano

elmisti:



Yes ke.....wen u leave me, wetin u want make I do with all dis opekes wey dey hia

wey them?
Na hussle wan cause wahala abi.
Oya I af come o...
Btw... whr u choose to go serve

elmisti:


Ehya....pele daurling....buh u shld. Chek. In. Once. While, I was alrdy prprn for life aftr. Seperation

Ehn.. if I hear say...

elmisti:

M good, hope work is. Sha not too stressful

Its so so..

elmisti:


#forms indian film#
Running. Towards. U......singing k bi kushi

#remember u left me all dis while......#forms iran love

#drags ma Ak47 out....woman where v u bn

Been neck-deep in work lately. lol.... hw you

elmisti:

Abeg no blame d nigga....shey harin na babe ni?

Hey.. been a long while.. hw you holding up? Hello fam