Funny how girls
think of what to
wear, While guys
think of how to
take it off . lol

No.

Imagine, wearing dark glasses in such cloudy weather.......are you addicted to criminology?

One day, Musa was
tending to his livestock
when he noticed that
one of his cows was
completely cross-eyed.
He called up a
veterinarian friend of his
who told him to bring in
his cow.
The vet took one look at
the cow, stuck a tube up
the cow's butt, and blew
into the tube until the
cow's eyes straightened
out. The vet charged the
Musa 2,000 naira, and
the Musa went home
happy.
About a week later, the
cow's eyes were cross-
eyed again, but this time

Musa figured he could
probably take care of it
himself. So he called his
friend Akpos, and
together they put a tube
up the cow's butt. Musa
put his lips to the tube
and started to blow.
Strangely, nothing
happened, so he asked
Akpos to give it a try.

Akpos removed the
tube, turned it around,
put it in the cow's butt
and started to blow.

"What are you doing?"
asked Musa, horrified.

"Look at you, you think
I'll use the side that
you've put in your
mouth."

Agbero

No.
Are u sick?

A man drinks at the pub
until they close.
He stands up to leave
and falls flat on his face.
He tries to stand one
more time and falls
again. He figures he'll
crawl outside and get
some fresh air and
maybe that will sober
him up.
Outside, he tries to stand
up and falls flat again. He
gives up and crawls the
four blocks to his house,
crawls up the stairs and
pulls himself into bed.
The next morning, his
wife stands over him
shouting, "So, you've
been out boozing again!"
"Me? No! What makes
you say that?" he asks,
putting on an innocent
face.
"The pub called -- you
left your wheelchair
there again."

No,
do u like playing video games?

brick layer

A driver was driving his
boss to airport, the boss
realized that he forgot an
important document at
home, so he went back
home.
His wife was bathing
with a soap on her face,
he tip-toed and touches
her boobs, the wife
responded, "you've
dropped my stupid
husband so fast? Don't
rush we have the whole
weekend to spend
together, I'm praying
that the plane crashes so
that I can enjoy you till
the end of my life!"
She notice the person
was quiet, she washed
her face and saw her
husband standing in
front of her.

IF YOU WERE THE
HUSBAND/WIFE WHAT
WILL YOU DO?

Ladies pant tailor.

wheel barrow mechanic

My hand no de o.

No.
Do u like politics?

Mosquito hunter

No,
are you a patient of yaba left?

gossip

Truck pusher.

No
are u an english teacher?

and make me a mod in joke section, to promote this section.

native doctor.

yes, if she is still a virgin

would u marry 75yrs old man?

No.
I would prefer AKPOS to him.
Would u vote for AKPOS as ur new president?

gutter sweeper

thief

shoe maker

pure water seller

No.
I like u.
Would u be my $éx mate

toilet cleaner

rat hunter

No, coz m nt a gal.

Can I dis-virgin u?

gateman

Ur baby was laffing at u. 4 im mind, he de say see d kind mumu papa when I get, his case bad pass Akpos own.