For once in a long while I am so happy that investigation was done to debunk this fake man of God for claiming odeshi in the guise of testimony.
All those ridiculous testimonies spoken in the church won’t have existed if they were thoroughly investigated cos all of em are fake and full of fairytales.
“I just pray and immediately money enter my account, my car has no fuel but I drove it from Lagos to Osun state successful, my member has small breast but after anointing it with my miracle oil the boobs grow larger, I was shot 77 times but no bullet enter my body due to my sticker and holy handkerchief, praise thy lord”.
Thieves in fancy suits and carrying empty briefcases.

LibertyRep:
What's with our institutions and 20 (twenty) copies of application and other credentials, most of which will still end in the trash can.

Methinks online application could have been better and save cost.

My thoughts exactly. So archaic and you wonder this is a university that will produce innovative graduates, some from the IT field per se.
20 copies when they could just open a portal online for application and submission.

KingSatan:



What else should i do to this woman?

I have destroyed your womb

Yet you still release such sultry photos.

Ok, i know what to do.

There are thousands of ways to act to become popular or even infamous but trust me this your method won’t give you anything, not from the devil himself as you are inconsequential. My advice, stop this acting as we all have seen many crazy in nairaland only for them to fade away instantly cos they contribute nothing.

Go get a real job doing as that will actually make you consequently, at least to your employer and to your parents who is actually regretting the failure they birthed. If only your dad took the advice of your mum to use a condom cos she wasn’t in the mood then.

And this made FP? Mr Seun and Mods, you guys are the most unserious people to have ever being born on Earth. Useless topics, useless forum

Firstly go do a blood test and from the result you can commence treatment. Stop scratching as it’s resulting to scars instead rub it gentle next time.
From the looks of the rash spread I am vaguely diagnosing an allergic reaction to something you are either eating or bathing or applying to your skin but like I said earlier go do a full blood test.

In the meantime go and buy OTC salicylic acid or any cream contain one (Nixoderm) and applying twice daily. Salicylic acid is very effective in treating such rash but it’s a temporary fix.

Gerrard59:


The bold is the best. Being an illegal migrant anywhere is not good and can never be. On the other hand, managing a hotel business is nice and it's lucrative depending on the locality. I've managed one before, so I know the A - Z. Similar to yours. However, in my case, I managed every kobo that came into the business.

P.S. It's you not a non-existent "friend".

Gaddafithe2nd:

Option 2, at least he will be making within the range of 10k-25k per day. That is a serious business, If I have such opportunity my life will change within few months.

Oh mehn that nah serious money true true. 10k daily nah 300k per month. I go tell am option 2 abeg. 300k per month for Nigeria nah serious cash. Thanks

hustla:



Option 2
He can save up the money for 1 year (the visitor visa should be 2 years), then head to the US, spend 4 months and come back To Nigeria (Travel history)

.. Then make some more money in Nigeria, then arrange to travel to the US or Canada via legit means

Easy stuff

Apparently dude has a traveling history as he did his undergraduate in England then came back home for NYSC before heading to Scotland for Masters.

Ezechinwa:


Option 2, never try breaking the immigration rules , if caught, you will never smell USA in your lifetime and might also affect your chances of goin to other countries.

Thanks loads

AmuEwu:


Your friend should chose option 2
First he should try to negotiate something above the 500 naira for every room booked. Maybe 800 to 1,000 would be fine. Or better still aside the job of the hotel manager, he should take another side job in the hotel and get paid for it.

Certainly and Stability are some of the most important things in life for me, that's why I'll choose the second option.
Finally, if he can coordinate himself in 2 years he should be able to visit the US well without any hassle

Your reasons are fantastic but about the negotiating part it seems to be too late as he already said it’s what he told his mother if he decide on choice 2. Thanks again.

Guys my friend is quite confused at the moment. He’s been given two choices which is (1) he will travel to the USA on a visitor visa and abscond, remaining there and working for his papers or (2) manage his mothers newly built 50 rooms hotel in Delta state where he’s entitled to N500 per any of the lounged rooms daily.

What do you think is best for him please.

DamZik:

The vindictiveness & hatred tyrant buhari has for people of other religion, tribe and political party will destroy him. Buhari is a sadist and a pessimist. Watch and see Nigerians...

They are all the same. Buhari et al...

Greatkenny2:
let’s be truthful all Nigerian politicians are corrupt no matter the party, it’s just Nigerians benefited more in previous administration than the present, yes they looted public funds but finally it all boils down to the one that favors the masses more,?so I think this country moved from bad to worse

Nobody except the politicians have benefited since the start of democracy in Nigeria. We have all it takes to be living in a first world country and you want us to settle for less? All of em are thieves and I wish em nothing but pains. PDP = APC.

Anyone in support of the recent political drama aka “shameless political prostitution” must either be a beneficiary or a slave loving his/her chains.
PDP is same as APC and there’s nothing these politicians can offer Nigerians that will be different from looting, systemic sufferings, and insensitivity.
Many of them have been in politics for more than 10 years and their visible failures as leaders are glaring for all to see. So if you are happy then you must either be collecting a huge stipend and not the petty 5 figures sum or you must be a well groomed slave created to sell yourself for as little as nothing.

To hell with all these thieves acting saints for if I have the power, death would have been unleashed on the things or people they love most as I would enjoy seeing them suffer just as how they have watched Nigerians suffered all these years.

Does the photographer knows that it’s wrong to take her pic and subject her to cyber bullying a crime? What’s her offence please? Everyone has a choice to their feeding style. Her choice and it’s nobody’s business to judge or even take a pic of her and subject her to laughers from people who probably haven’t seen a burger in their life expect the crabby patty in SpongeBobs squarepants animations.

I wish people can just mind their business and stop being busy bodies.

SolexxBarry:
This guy too funny i beg

What’s funny here please? That a bald grown up man who is probably impotent hence his decision not to have a girlfriend, is filling his lungs with dangerous chemicals and acting superman about it? Worse is that he has followers that will copy him thinking it’s cool to smoke despite the evident dangers.

His not funny, I would say he’s lonely and an attention seeking douche.

thayora:
same people that preach equality but their president and few elite are their priority in case of nuclear attack.

Double standard. Double standard. You vote in politicians but they get special treatments when all is unwell. To hell with the petty citizens.

Instead of being fascinated or praising the USA why not ask yourself this question, “Why is it so expensive to maintain war yet very cheap to maintain peace”? Why don’t we strive for a lesser budgeted peace instead of funding wars heavily?

Ask yourself these questions and you will see that we create problems that baffles Mother Nature herself.

Korezy3:
Serious people that are interested should contact this number via whatsapp 09070696173

Your papa and mama nor Dey serious? Why you no introduce em into your fraud? Thief from the family of thieves. Good thing that your pic is here and adequate details. You will get a visit from the Efcc.

aaronson:
Have found out it's hard and risky to invest in a business you know nothing of and have people manage it for you other than the money market.

Even if you know about it you will still be shortchanged because people are working for you and people are greedy, dishonest, thieves, and heartless. Your only wish is that they don’t steal you into bankruptcy.

It’s never easy to run such business in Nigeria without having serious headache. If your workers don’t shortchange you, it may be your family members working for you, or your children. It’s a profitable business but highly dangerous and can lead to maximum brokenness if not monitored.
I understand you brother.

Many of them are bunch of idiots who think the word “Europe” means money, money and plenty of money. They think absconding will make life easy not knowing that without documents in Europe is life sentence to struggle and depression. If this one nor teach em lesson then nothing will. Many are even nairalanders and I am expecting a tale of the adventure soon.

Your honesty is commended but justice must prevail. A lengthy jail term must be the sentence else others won’t learn.

Lipscomb:
If his post go viral he should start look for lawyer because they will take his ass to the court.

No need worrying as it won’t go viral. He’s inconsequential and not one to worry about. If this was said by a known individual then it will go viral. Nairaland only put this cos like many topics are useless and carry no weight.

You know the awkward thing about Nigeria politics, we create powerful people who seek worshiping from the citizens and fail to develop powerful legacy.
Are these the best candidates out there? What powerful legacy have they created that deserve a shot at leadership of such magnitude?
In desperation to wrestle power from failed governments we give leadership to wrong people bearing opposition flags thus continuing the cycle of failure, sufferings, and deterioration.
So many Nigerians are too shot sighted to see real developments that they get carried away by powerful names and toss out individuals with fine blueprints and evident success. Worse is it’s a plague in the mentality of many that the older the wiser not knowing that the governance is not about age but selflessness.

Are you APC or PDP supporters? Remember that you are firstly a Nigerian and political parties are designed to divide you against your fellow country man. And also remember that you are still a bottom feeder because after electing these failures, only them and their children gets full dividen of democracy or should I say lootocracy while you are highly inconsequential to them.

Wrong mister. It’s the celebrities instead who chase the cheers and always needing more that falls into the trap of a fake lifestyle. They are blinded by the attention and lose true face of reality. If you live a fake life because of an individual then of all fools you are the greatest.

decatalyst:
Nigerians will say rubbish because most of us are hypocrite!


Who cares to join me? We are moving to the FP

Not hypocrites but instead can’t analyse issues critically. This is a fantastic question about the double standard in the world. When a 60 year old man dates a 16 years teen he’s a paedophile, but when a 60 years old woman does same with a 16 years old male teen she’s MILF.
Evidence of Nigeria lack of critical analysis can be seen from the comments here and you wonder why things are so bad in the country; cos majority of the individuals residing in Nigeria are plain idiots with a single digit IQ.

cao:

Man, if Naughty Dog ever fails, it will be epic. But, they've been doing 200% for a very long time. It's practically impossible for them to fail, but there's always a first time.

Naughty Dog can’t fail. They do their homework thoroughly and don’t s*it around. The game has been in production for long and there are rumours that it may not be released until 2020 when the ps5 is due.

These money are FAKE. FAKE o.

Real dollar bills are slimmer than the ones in the pictures. I am aware many haven’t seen it so it’s not new to mistake a fake from a real one.

Again they are FAKE. And the mod responsible for this on front page must be shameless for promoting vanity; FAKE, making it worse.

mice:


Please drop your number let me get in touch

Sent you a mail. You can please reply. Thanks.

I am looking to install a WiFi service for my customers at a newly built hotel in Warri made up of about 45 rooms. I need help and advice on how to go about the installation, the estimated cost, and the most affordable internet services available in my location (WARRI) which also has good internet speed for this project.
I do welcome suggestions.

Please mod help me put this on front page.
Thank you.

You don’t need advising them as they are so short sighted that even if they find the fountain of youth they won’t be satisfied with their body.
One thing all can’t escape is old age. Fill, plaster, cut and paste, enlarge or reduced, you will still get old (that’s if they don’t die during surgery or development complications that leads to untimely death).