Mmmm, so I carry dis rider for Magodo oooo. Na so she no wear bra... My eyes popped out. Okay, she begin make calls to her friend...
Mmmmm, she say she go the guy house. Say she bill the guy 30k. The guy shout! 30k for 1 hour?
Okay, I go give you 10k. The girl say e too small.
The guy just order taxify instantly say make she come dey go. The girl the try reason with am, but my guy done vex.
The guy give am 2k for transport. The girl still wan dey reason with am, na so my guy change am say if she no comot now him go take the 2k for transport.
Na so the girl say make I drop am for one bar like dat for stake out. Me kuku siddon with am dey wait request.
As request no enter, make I dey go house jeje, before one mumu request go carry go island for dis evening cos I no dey go.
Thank you for reading and learning.

fermlad:
Hello my ogas. Pls I'm a newbie. I'm using Infinix Note 4 pro. But realized it's not uber-approved, pls which cheap phones are uber approved and how can i exchange this for that? Thank you all as u guide me

My broda, you will carry trip form Lekki to Unilag and it will give you #1500. From live experience.

Oluwabengz:
There's been discussions about the most suitable phone to use for Uber and I think this might help.

Not for use on the Uber Partner App
Banned devices

Operating System Make Model
Android Tecno Tecno Spark Plus K9 (2017)
Android Tecno Tecno Camon (2018)
Android Tecno Tecno Camon C8 (2015)
Android Tecno Tecno mobile W4 (2016)
Android Tecno Tecno mobile L8 (lite) (2017)
Android Tecno Tecno Mobile (2016) W3
Android Tecno Tecno Mobile - WX3P (2017 )
Android Tecno Tecno Mobile - W2 (2017)
Android Tecno Tecno Mobile - TECNO WX3 (2017)
Android Tecno Tecno Mobile - TECNO W1(2017)
Android Samsung Samsung S4 (2013)
Android Samsung Samsung Galaxy J7 (2017)
Android Itel Itel it1516 Plus (2017)
Android Infinix Infinix Note 4 Pro (2017)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile (Hot 5) (2016)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile (Hot 5) (2016)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile (Hot 2) (2015)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile - X551 (2015)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile - X5010 (2018)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile - Infinix Hot 4 (2018)
Android Infinix Infinix Hot Note (2017)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile (NOTE 4) (2018)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile (NOTE 4) (2017)
Android Infinix Infinix mobile HOT 4 Pro (2017)
Android HTC HTC One M9 (2015)
Android HTC HTC One M8 (2014)
Android Gionee Gionee Marathon ( 2016)
IOS Apple Apple Iphone 5C (2013)
IOS Apple Apple Iphone 5C (2012)
Other device costs

Minimum of 2GB per of data a month
Airtime: You will need airtime to occasionally call riders
Minimum Requirements

Hardware Type Minimum Configuration
Android Version Android 6.0 and newer
Sim Slots Only one (Single) sim slot NO dual sim devices
RAM Minimum Ram of 2 GB
Processor Brand Two Approved processor brands. Snapdragon Mediatek
Minimum Processor Model Snapdragon Model:630 Mediatek Model:Helio P Series - P10
Processor Cores Minimum of an 8 Core processor also referred to as Octa Core
Processor Speed (GHz) Minimum processor speed of 2 GHZ
Benchmark Score Minimum GeekBench Score 4.1 - 600 (Single core) 4000 (multi core)
Screen Size Minimum screen size of 4.7 Inch / 60.9 cm2
Location Hardware Device must have both A-GPS and GLONASS chips internally

Thanks for the info

GAZZUZZ:


Toyota W.S and mobil1 5w30

https://www.nairaland.com/4922062/mobil1-usa-0w-40-5w30-0w-20

Thank you sir. Which gear oil do you recommend and where is ur office on mainland?
If I want to raise the car, should I change both the spring and shock absorber?

Bros, what engine and gear oil would you recommend for a tokunbo 2005 Toyota Camry? It's on 200k plus mileage.

Someone please tell me what ministry he holds and his contributions to Nigeria!

pope191:


Next time start the trip before going to pay any form of clearance

The trip was on already. The payment was at the exit.

eherbal:
i used to think i Was The only one in this dilemma. Though you'll never See Me complain or biitch on the experience of this hustle, but bro I've seen things.
I've blown all the way from ojuelegba to Cele to pick a rider to ago palace way, on a treacherous road, for #400 . But then they're beautiful days too that I was tipped #15k for a #2000 trip, by a very young rider . I closed early on Sunday after hitting #19k within 8hrs . Just went to hangout with a friend I've not seen in a long time.
The hustle comes with it's highs and lows, but the complaints won't change anything. The perks comes with the territory. Just hold the positive thoughts, and pray feverently for a breakout or breathrough,or whichever comes first. God bless and keep everyone. May the hustle not be in vain

Mmmmm, was inside shoprite in circle mall trying to get a rider. Up until around 9.03pm got a rider. Got to the exit and was told I'll pay #300 cos it's flat rate after 9pm. There were 2 rider going to the estate just behind circle mall. The trip was #500 and I paid #300 for car park. Was so downcast I had to blow empty to Ipaja. Got to Anthony and I request came in from oshodi going to Ikola. The trip was 2k and rider forgot his phone. Had to meet up with him halfway to give back phone and was tipped 1k again.
All things works for good my brother. This is strictly a taxi business. Don't expect much, when request comes just take it, and if it doesn't just go home and rest. All days are not the same. God bless our hustle.

My people. Abeg, which one beta pass.... Uber or Taxify... Just wan know with both advantage and disadvantage. Both riders and the one wey get more trips. Thanks

Election cancelled again?

First good news of the year.

If they can print PVC so fast, why can't they print the national ID card for over 5 years.

Jackofall:


Lovely pups. Thanks for sharing. What food do you feed the mother while she was pregnant and nursing?

Mother, Ogi and milk. Pups, baby food.

Teeceepat:
Lol......... The person is confused

Real concussion I swear. What's so hard in following the lines?

Peoples reactions!

My reaction!

Guy one give a simple task to cut cake. And this happened!

They said Pep would flop... As he?

Adakintroy:


Wenger is a far superior manager to izu..they don't even come close. Champions League what. Pochentino will do better will Ronaldo and modric or bale. So will the likes Diego simione. If they can play with godin, koke, and wash up tores. Imagine what they will do with Ronaldo, bale, casmero, Kross and ramos.

Wenger can play with walcot, gibbs, wishers and still manage to serve up decent football that is pleasing to the eye. Imagine what he will do with modric, Kross, ramos verane.

Until people like Zidane play with no world best and still do the unthinkable then they earn my respect. For now Pochentino is a better coach than zidan. Those Ronaldo don't need coaching any way.

He's supposed to be a model I guess.

Hi, there's this post about Buhari's biggest failure in the past few years... Join the trend and lend ur voice.

Pls people, beware of this number: 07080151826. He's a total scam

Thread closed....
Thanks people, the owner has come forward

Please mathematicians in the house.... Help us solve this riddle.

where is nagin and nagina?

segunk1:

I really feel for the guy, I just shared it on my Facebook page n whatsapp groups n status.
But OP please don't release the certificate to whoever comes to claim it without two different ID Cards.
God bless you OP.

Thanks, roger that.

Hello OP, please do post this at the front page ASAP.
This guy came to make a photocopy at a shop in Baruwa, Ipaja Lagos and forgot his certificate.
It's been about a week now and I'm afraid the guy would be looking for it.
Name: Soetan Sunday Olatunbosun
Batch Nov 2014 to 2015.
Anyone who knows this guy should please call: *****
Thanks
.
Update

donshaddow:
Thread closed....
Thanks people, the owner has come forward

Does this man wants to be unfortunate?

In Yoruba language... It means "se man yi fe se oribu ni? ".

Lol, typical Yoruba swearing.

Hian! Dis Naija police eh, dem just dey spit rubbish like an educated illeterate!

Not same in other states. Lots of people have been disenfranchised due to the fraud the government is proposing...
I still say it again, prior to 2015 elections, there were voters registration center in almost every street, now you need to sleep in a LG to get registered.
Thanks to APC.

Selling them off and keeping one for breeding.

Wow! Been busy and the pups are fully grown with so much intelligent.
Well, gat to close this thread.

Fully grown