Chidexter:


I'm at Enugu

OK that's a bit difficult

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Give him the draping hair and he'll look just exactly like Michael jackson only a little more stupid

Chidexter:


Where are you at?

lagos

This op is senseless. You're bringing what you're watching in porn as a story of your life. I've seen this movie for an umpteenth number of times. Even if it happened, someone else will slide in all your girlfriends and wife.

Hahahahaha. Can't decipher too though. I even came across a job vacancy somewhere in agbado the other day and it reads "pastor needed. Apply within."
I just couldn't help laughing too. I have come to realise this world is actually flat not round. Crazy world.

As much as it's a bitter pill to swallow, divine is in forgiveness.
Though he's cuter here than now

Chidexter:


Is the ps3 still for sale? I have 23-24k.

actually it's going for 30. I'm not only selling it with 3 free cd's but there are still a few games in the hard drive I bought online and a whole lots of movies in it too.

Ayomide93:
I like it moderate. Have never really liked the big boobs and the yansh. Just have it moderate and common have a good leg plus some really nice tummy. You are the bomb then.

And when u find out her kitty stinks like 4days soaked shiit after all these die hard features, what will the end b like?

If you really want to prove to me you're pretty, show me a throwback of u BTW 2005- 2010. Beauty spa has turned every desperate girl (ugly and naturally pretty) to become an aphrodite. U see all of them want to be adored by all means.

Caracta:
Hips-enhancing tablets are all over the market. Isn't that what you guys want and worship?

Not all guys worship hips but it makes no sense enhancing them. Sometimes I look at girls who do the spa nonsense and I think, who are u trying to impress? It beats all to be just natural because in the end, it'll only take 1 man who loves it just like that to settle with u. But if u spa up your looks just to get 1'000'000 followers and admirers, a time will come when you'll b looking for just 1 admirer but won't get half the scent. Something I thought you'd have gotten being natural.

Sijo01:
The noise about this wedding is getting too much o
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Cute pictures though.

Yah the noise is actually taking off most roofs. The truth is most couples actually are so mad about the wedding they forget to plan about the marriage. 2 years later, they're already finding faults from their partners. Faults they've contained in the very beginning.

Most at times if she's not as fat as that fatso, she'll have horrible freckles hovering all over her face.

I've used first, startimes. I regretted every moment of my life with it. Clear by day, lags seriously by night cos of traffic. Not even sure if I'm supposed to compliment them except for the aspect of being super cheap.
Switched to dstv. Was partly on point cos the one thing people fail to realise is the fact that the only live shows they present to us lies in supersports. All other programmes are being repeated over time and are outdated. I thought of it, if I will pay almost 14grand for the super-size me bouquet, and I'm only getting live sports, I'm throwing good money away. What happens to the movies? After all, I'm paying a great deal of money here. Rather they devised another means to still syphon us telling us to come and rent the movies after 14'000. The most annoying part is when your own nollywood very rarely air present year movies but rather opt for the 2002 - 2012 movies. I gave up cos they became boring. I wasn't getting my money's worth. If I decided to get it from soccer, cumulatively, how many live matches can I watch in a month? Statistically, about 27 including ucl and europa periods. It's still not worth it cos I'll even save up more money watching from the local bar or even from the viewing centres.
Now I recently acquired the gotv just as I kicked dstv out of my life knowing extremely well whether or not they are showing something interesting, I'm still getting my money's worth.
N:B: there's no reason throwing your hard earned money into another man's selfish business cos u are trying to prove a class. I sincerely tell u that u can still satisfyingly get your money's worth with your woman on a movie day out and not regret it cos it's an experience. Take a time out and relax at the bar over one or two bottles of drink while watching all the matches that airs that day if u so choose to. It's right to own a dstv but I prefer we do the needful.

A world summit was scheduled to be attended by just 3 presidents of the world through pool. An almost unending one practically in an unknown world which would last years. The pool drew out the American, Nigerian, and Brazilian presidents.
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Present day: after so many years, they can now return back to their almost forgotten countries. All three seated inside a luxurious car provided to convey them back, couldn't figure out the geographical location of their countries. It was 9:45am when the Nigerian president checked his time and admire his just acquired blancpain 1735 grande complication watch. Minutes later, the American president sighted the liberty statue and signaled that he has reached his country and so did he leave.
Few hours gone by and the Brazilian president saw the Christ the redeemer statue and also signaled, dropped and left. The Nigerian president checking the update of time, saw it's 2pm. And like most big guns, puts his hand on the street. Few hours gone by and he retracts his hand from the window to check the time only for him to find out his blancpain watch is no longer around his wrist. He signaled to the chauffeur... " driver stop. I don reach my country".

Funnyfola4:
Due to the seasonal stream inside the university, and the alligator was discovered after yesterday's heavy rain inside a drainage that leads to the university primary school. See photos below...

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an alligator. Nice try but do u have to gut his head that way?

Man walks into a store and meets a hulky looking guy.

MAN: Pls I'm looking for chang.

HULKY: You just missed him.

MAN: When will he be back?

HULKY: when he retuns.

halfrica:

Not quite abominable ur cousin is a mixture of ur blood nd anoda family blood


Bt dude
U proved sometin to me u lack self control

Just kno if she ever gets pregnant u d uncle to ur baby nd ur baby is ur nephew period!!!!!!

Hahaha haha. Like when she tells her kid " this man here is your uncle and your father".

Fifa 15 up for sale @ 5k. 08080882505

georgeonaya:
GOT GRAND THEFT AUTO V Ps4 wat games is bro swapping with

He is buying

Noblethony:

I need the ps4 game CDs.....gimme ya contact and location.

My contact is in here for all to see

Hi, have d following games for SALE only. However, if there's an interested buyer for the PS headphones, I'll give u d privilege to make a choice of yours from the list of games here at no cost. In btw, sorry for the title block from the camera flash. Game is Dragon age inquisition.
All games go for 6500
Headphone for 12k. Bought last week for 15k
PS3 for 30k with 3 free discs
PS4 for 60k. It is never lacking in updates.
Call 08080882505/ 09099070009.
Meanwhile my junior bro is in need of a gta v.

[b]MOST TIMES WHEN WE WALK INTO BIG MALLS, BOUTIQUES, SUPERMARKETS, WE NEVER QUESTION THEIR PRICES. WE PAY EXACTLY WHAT WE SEE ON THEIR PRICE TAGS AND EVEN HAND OUT TIPS TO THE STAFF. BUT THE MOMENT WE ARE OUT OF THESE SHOPS TO BUY BANANA, OUR BARGAINING GAME GETS OFF TO THE ROOF. POOR WIDOW WITH 12 HUNGRY CHILDREN TELLS YOU BANANA IS N100. SHE EVEN TAKES OUT TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS FOR HER TO EVEN BUY IT, HOW THE ECONOMY IS SO TOUGH. BUT WE INSISTS THAT IF IT'S NOT N50, WE ARE NOT PAYING. SOME OF US EVEN STEP BACK INTO OUR CARS AND MAKE TO DRIVE AWAY. BUT BECAUSE HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE,THIS WOMAN IS FORCED TO CALL YOU BACK AND SELL TO YOU AT LITTLE OR NO GAIN. IN HER HEART, SHE CRIES, SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT HOW SHE'LL SURVIVE WITH HER CHILDREN. SHE SILENTLY REASSURES HERSELF THAT IT IS WELL. GOD WILL DEFINITELY PROVIDE. WHILE YOU'RE HAPPY EATING THE LUSCIOUS BANANA, TAKE SOME SECONDS OUT AND THINK ABOUT THIS GUYS.
I'M ALWAYS MOVED TO TEARS WHEN I SEE PEOPLE WHO GENIUNELY AND HELPLESSLY HAWK PETTY GOODS JUST TO FEED AND SURVIVE THAT DAY, ESPECIALLY WOMEN AND CHILDREN.
PLEASE DON'T BARGAIN HARD WITH VENDORS LIKE THIS. THEY DO BUSINESS NOT TO BUY DESIGNER BAGS, GUCCI SHOES AND DESIGNER CLOTHES BUT TO EAT AND LIVE FOR THAT DAY AND THE CHILDREN SHARE THE REMAINING MONEY TO TAKE TO SCHOOL THE FOLLOWING DAY (THAT IS IS THERE'S ANY LEFT).
''HE WHO GIVES TO THE POOR, LENDS TO THE MAKER.'' [/b]

Just skip to the very end readers. Only kardashian picked my interest

If this is not a make-believe story, then this op is senseless.
Read this: 2 months ago, I spent the night with a friend and colleague. When the morning came, it was barely 7 hrs before we would continue our journey as men. His girlfriend came around at about 8am and virtually spent the morning with us. 12pm and my friend took his shower. I equally did the same after him. I had already dressed up and was about heading to the parlour so we could all go to work after he had dropped of the girl. Inches away from the parlour, I was hearing moans. Immediately I knew it was moans of pleasure- definitely they are having xes. I retreated and stayed in the room, plugged my ear to the walka and was busy with the super sport select so as not to get moved.......by the time we got to work, I told him it was the moaning of his girlfriend that stopped me from entering the parlour that moment. Trust guys.
Even a 12 years old boy knows the meaning of pleasure moan.
This is a make-believe story and the OP knows that

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I think it's not about the girl. It's always very difficult accepting the fact that u are seeing another man on top your woman but rape, even while you're consoling her, the picture will keep lingering inside of you. When you two decides to make love, you'll feel like a second citizen to your woman cos you'll be seeing yourself as the raper. When in the end you've helped her get over the fact that she's been raped, how would u take it from there?

cryptosuno:
I have Shadow of Mordor available to Swap, looking for FarCry4 or Last of Us Remastered

I've got far cry 4 for swap but shadow of mordor, I've already played. Is that all you've got?

For sale/swap. 08080882505/09099070009

smurfymorello:



Email me : Okeyforever2001@yahoo.com....lets talk

sorry bro.... I forgot to save your number while i was busy and now i lost it. Can u call me back?