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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 1:18pm On Jan 15, 2015
Calebsky:
WORLD: Club Friendly

L. Mikulas (Svk) Kosice (Svk)
Tip1: 2 @ 1.60
Tip2: H(1:0) 2 @ 2.40
Tip3: H(1:0) X @ 3.90

I doubt naija bookies have this match....if you find in any..let us know

Bruv can you explain this?
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 12:35pm On Jan 15, 2015
SwitchTel:


same thing with bet365, been chopping 13$ on a steady

I have bet365 too. Care to share bruv?
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 12:34pm On Jan 15, 2015
Xata:
REACHED THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF PEOPLE I HAVE TO HELP PLEASE NO INBOX ME AGAIN OOO cry cry

Dang!!! Why am i always late to the party
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Dopefiend(m): 9:16pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
alryt thanks man


You welcome bruv smiley
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Dopefiend(m): 8:58pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
I don't know why ppl like you repulse me a lot.. I have been accepting all sort of insults on this thread & I took them as compliments.. Your statement seem like a curse.. Just because I create thread ?

It's neither an insult nor a curse bruv. If you think otherwise, you can jump into the lagoon for cleansing.
Romance / Re: Understanding Love Languages Of Ladies And How To Implement Them. by Dopefiend(m): 8:48pm On Jan 14, 2015
Brandnew2:

@Dopefiend grin Why you dey fall my hand? cheesy

You want to be romantic in Nigeria? O di Egwu
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Dopefiend(m): 8:37pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
Just because I created a thread does not give you the audacity to prophesy bad things into my life.. Any evil thing you say into my life will also be yours in Jesus name

Why you taking it P? So you're broke eh lipsrsealed no matter, keep praying. God will do it.

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by Dopefiend(m): 8:28pm On Jan 14, 2015
tosyne2much:
Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at any slight frustration. An average broke dude is a frustrated dude. Et al, Tosyne, 1600 BC

I know that most guys will have me hated for this write up but the truth is bitter they say tongue

Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree grin

Here I go

10 Things Broke Guys Often Say

1. I love my girl friend so much and she's the best lady that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves her so much & he will say " she's not demanding at all" # e no go beta for brokeness grin #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and she doesn't call you with at least N50, it implies she's using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God punish brokeness grin #

3. I'm contended with my torchlight phone because I'm not one of those using expensive phones just to impress ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn't like my brokeness should go to hell because I can't kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I'm broke is worthy of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don't have money but no lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I become rich

9. I don't like ladies who point to expensive things when I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she order for cheap thing 'cos she doesn't know the weight of my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold diggers



Written by : Tosyne2much

Guys Feel Free To Add Yours


Let Forming Begin & Bashing Begin

Op, Omo that means you've been broke all your life, For you to know all these things.
Romance / Re: Understanding Love Languages Of Ladies And How To Implement Them. by Dopefiend(m): 8:11pm On Jan 14, 2015
dechandel:
Breakfast in bed

Follow her to the salon

Call up to say "i love you"

Let her win when playing games with her

Help her select the cutest outfit when hanging out with her


P.s:: This doesnt apply to Naija guys grin

Your man no get job!

Ada would be like *dessy you are not even lomantic*

You no want breakfast for moon?

Lubbish. Comot for road make I see jare
Education / Re: Top 10 Best Universities In Nigeria ( Latest Ranking) by Dopefiend(m): 6:40pm On Jan 14, 2015
Very laughable list. Lol what's auchi poly doing there? It ain't even a university to begin with, and to think it's being ranked above yabatech? *sigh
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 2:35pm On Jan 13, 2015
dopeJemi:


Could you also add some few matches alongside? cheesy cheesy you know, just for the love of betting cheesy

Lol Oliver Twist

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 10:31pm On Jan 12, 2015
finest0007:


What bookie bros?

MarathonBet...
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 10:14pm On Jan 12, 2015
Lukesmith:
Pistoia - Milano
Milano -6.5 @ 1.91 Just 1 fu★king point

Lada - Sibir Novosibirsk
Sibir @ 1.84 WON

TOTAL ODDS: 3.4

I won it tho. Did a remix of milano by giving them -5 at 1.68
Thanks for the picks. One big bottle of Orijin for you cheesy
Forum Games / Re: How Many Match Sticks Are There In The Picture Below by Dopefiend(m): 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2014
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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 7:32pm On Dec 18, 2014
kingofcasting:
LOL.no o.he is my mentor and good friend.who else do you think convinced me to stop casting and start helping.even if he is no longer here,he still cares for this thread

Shhhhh. Bruv you're Nero


Lukesmith How far the golden race system?

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Romance / Re: Most by Dopefiend(m): 9:41am On Dec 18, 2014
Unibenstudent:
Because she sees only the money in u.she thinks u can't offer anything to her but money.and btw u are not riding a car u are enteriing bus yet u want date.


So people without car(s) should not date? *sigh embarassed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank is Giving 2nd Chance by Dopefiend(m): 5:33pm On Dec 17, 2014
Lol y'all should stop asking for answers goddammit. If the test center had been/is in one of their branches, would y'all be asking for answers this way? Peeps always like the easy way out (myself inclusive). I remember asking for answers too but thought of it like ' what if I get handed the answers and eventually scale this stage, would there be someone else to ask to for answers in the next stage? ' NO! So put on your thinking cap and figure out the answers to the questions. Just assume the role of a marketer, and you'd be able to score above 80% trust me. The questions are actually cheap. *in commander zero's voice* next one! Next one!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by Dopefiend(m): 8:59pm On Dec 13, 2014
edozieh:


Wow congrats. 100%? How come? I scored 88%. grin


Because he is a better liar than you are. grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by Dopefiend(m): 8:57pm On Dec 13, 2014
Yall should stop dropping scores and drop answers!!!
Fashion / Re: Here Comes The Bride... With The Most Awful Wedding Dress by Dopefiend(m): 2:47pm On Dec 13, 2014
Not Awful in any way. Easy access to the promise land. I love it
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by Dopefiend(m): 2:38pm On Dec 13, 2014
dorothy111:
Anyone with error 404 and error 500

Na paper type be that?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by Dopefiend(m): 1:56pm On Dec 13, 2014
ignis:
I got this tip from a insider at Sterling bank,
Just keep trying, they are taking records of the number of trials each candidate make.
Candidates with the highest number of trials will be invited for the next stage of recruitment process.

Here is the code, click reload as many times as possible.

Note: This test is actually a test of patience and perseverance.

Test of Patience and perseverance my black a..s.s. They tryna cover up for their incompetence or something? Dumbo IT guys
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Online Test by Dopefiend(m): 1:47pm On Dec 13, 2014
ignis:
I got this tip from a insider at Sterling bank,
Just keep trying, they are taking records of the number of trials each candidate make.
Candidates with the highest number of trials will be invited for the next stage of recruitment process.

Here is the code, click reload as many times as possible.


Hahahahahahahaha Indeed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Invite For Online Test, Sheduled For 13th Dec? by Dopefiend(m): 1:07pm On Dec 13, 2014
joeSolar:


I have been reloading the page since 12noon. is it that my computer reloads differently? kindly share the reloading techniques you used

grin grin grin Sterling Bank ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sterling Bank Invite For Online Test, Sheduled For 13th Dec? by Dopefiend(m): 8:00am On Dec 13, 2014
freeboy604:
Its genuine, I have been part of the process from the beginning to this stage of online test

From the beginning?

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Politics / Re: My Watch: 11 Shocking Things From Obj’s New Book by Dopefiend(m): 10:05pm On Dec 12, 2014
Okikiki:



Hmmmmmm. Naijiria we hail thee.


Is BABA a SAINT or SINNER!

He's the devil. He gives and he takes back.

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Politics / Re: My Watch: 11 Shocking Things From Obj’s New Book by Dopefiend(m): 8:37pm On Dec 12, 2014
ProfessorPeter:
Orji Uzor Kalu told the whole world that Obasanjo worth 2k when he was released from jos prison. Today Obasanjo has a presidential library, Bell university, Otta farm, farm settlements and properties everywhere in Nigeria.
His book should explain his role in Harliburtons scandal, adultery with his son's wife. Odi and Zaki Biam massacre , political assassinations that took place during his tenure and should also include the worst election he conducted in 2007. He should not fail to tell us about aborted third term issue. Until that is done he remain an impostor

Word. He looted Nigeria like no tomorrow. Imagine his net worth *sigh
Technology Market / Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Dopefiend(m): 7:52pm On Dec 12, 2014
tolextony:
If I can get 200likes,I will develop the
courage to express my feelings to my crush

Haha see this one developing courage to express feelings to a girl that's probably blowing a nigga right about now grin

*sigh* Computer Village! Den of thieves. If the shop boy no thief u, agbero go thief u embarassed
Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 2:54pm On Dec 12, 2014
frinx:
EVERYBODY NA KING OF LOOPHOLES O! While my acacct dy leak my money.

Lol
Politics / Re: AMAZING: Two Angels Caught On Camera Flying In Brazil (pics and video) by Dopefiend(m): 12:44pm On Dec 12, 2014
Angel ko demon ni

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2014
holuphisayor:

wat else do u want Nah ...dnt u know to type it here go be long thing for me? Abeg enter 365 and look for d odds ursef .thanks
just make sure u use d same stakes all tru. and ur freebet is sure. dnt panic if ur inplay bet loses on dat day it will be refunded before 1am d next day

Baba no vex. Honestly i still dey try to understand am. Is it every match that qualifies for this free bet?

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Business / Re: Football Betting Season 8...AGE!!! by Dopefiend(m): 5:30pm On Dec 11, 2014
holuphisayor:

using a bet Exchange u can make up to $50 free money

using only bet365,u can do either of these or if u Av any idea u can try

scenario 1
place a prematch bet on home or away
then once d game Av started u place same amount with ur initial stake on full time draw.

scenario 2
place a prematch bet on under 3.5
then once game starts place ur inplay bet on over 3.5

note that ;
bet365 will only refund ur inplay bet if it loses,so its better u place it on a higher odd than ur prematch bet. hope u get?

u can do d math Wen u input d odds to know Aw much u are expecting,ur stakes Shud not be more than $50. Gl

Can you give examples with figures i.e odds and stake amount? Thank you

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