Like a tsunmani, the media waves are getting congested with the breaking news: ASUU Ends Strike.
With the elections just around the corner, ASUU and the FG finally reach an agreement and ended the 3 months old strike.

My Pain...
I don forget my courses titles... Exam go be die. I don start a deal wey go yield better pay by next month. Nawa o. Now LASU wella don start...
They for just wait till after elections.
Share yours...

So strike continues.... Meanwhile lecturers will be making extra cash from INEC abi?

Greatest Nigerian Students make we alutarise now... Abi INEC go employ jobless students too.

To whom it may concern

We, the Mosquitoes Association of Nigeria (MAN), the sender (hereinafter referred to as the suckers/complainants and where the context so admit include our personal representatives and/or assigns) on the part wish to, in a special way, convey our complaint to you the recipient (hereinafter referred to as the Suckee and where the context so admit include our personal representative and/or assigns) on the other part.

Without prejudice to the forgoing and for the avoidance of doubt, our collective position herein relates to recurring use of SNIPER by some our Suckees for suicide.

We, the ever-dogged members of MAN, strongly detest the use of SNIPER by depressed suckees in achieving their suicidal mission. However, we do not support a ban on SNIPER as we already have the technic of surviving this deadly substance and we would not want a new introduction of any substance unfamiliar to MAN.

We, therefore, call on all relevant authorities to discourage depressed or frustrated suckees from using SNIPER for suicidal missions. Other available options as suggested by MAN include: jumping from 3rd Mainland Bridge, hugging transformer, drinking of fuel at any gas station etc.

Thanks for your co-operation and immense understanding.
Sign under the seal dated this day of the High Chief Justice Anopheles 3/1/2019 before the Commissioner for Public Complaint Commission.

The summons to this complaint is taken out on the name of Dr. Ades Anophelous, whose address for service for Public Relation is in Lagos, NIGERIA.

Happy New Year!

Suicide is Not an OPTION.

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Lalasticlala

ASUU STRIKE
(One Ticket Cover)

Intro: Trusting FG Na Scam o (we don try)

Verse1: ASUU waiya us with strike (shepee!)
Hello LASU have you joined it? (Na wa O)
They don't even know what they did to us
Se wan fe ka lo wa nnkan se 'nle ni?
Federal government you be scammer
ASUU just dey follow you for back
But ASUU you spoilt our plans I nor go lie...

Chrous: See ASUU, if you want to strike
O Biko strike
FG dey do shakara
FG dey carry dem shoulder o
But as you see me so, ASUU
Na because of you I don waka
I don dey go...
One Ticket obodoyinbo (2x)

(Instrumentals)
FG!
(Instrumentals)

Verse2: Hello (con-confirm)
ASUU no dey fear you again
Be like all your threats don dey fail
Meanwhile, una go still talk again nio
If 'na continue strike after today
Me I go sharp-aly replace
Carry out another plan wey go give me all that I've been wanting
Small thing, dem don dey vex, dem don dey carry de shoulder
Federal government cool down (cool down)

(Chrous)

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