Mondisweets: wetin?

are u sure u can do it ma dear?

Mondisweets: wch is fountain of love?

if u wanna know or hav a taste u have to do sumtin

Mondisweets: Ogini?

lolz...gi wa!

sCun: Nonsense talk!
The total size of farm lands in the US is greater than Nigeria as a whole.
Infact his comment is so useless.

i hope u understand d extent he has understood tinz....maybe u make some enquiry on tinz

Laja Laba: Jesters

lolz..dey r not

mek d: I pray such happens, if America can relocate to China to manufacture most of their products, nija wil get to that point one day

good reasoning man

Trail ii: Dream on pastor... All evil Ɣøû wish america shall come back to you in folds...

dont u tink there sum tin rite in woh he is saying??

wordcat: The evil wey u dey wish America will fall on you and your immediate family. Useless man of dog abi na god.

ha...dont say dat man...u need to know d truth

Mondisweets: what about water?

water from the fountain of love

DONOCSO:

matify:

Does God hear him?

My dearest MOG did not preach on multifaceted ills bedeviling the nation which requires repentance and restitution failure of which God will not hear us but whipped up emotions and gave the congregation what their ears itch for.

Japan and China are two nations that ain't religious but have thrived on fairness and rule-of-law which to my mind will salvage my nation and bring in the desired development we so highly cherish to warrant foreigners to want to come to our country other than the oil thieves coming now.

hmmmmm.

okpara ugo: When a girl is insulting or playing on you, pull a fast string on her.

They respect intelligent guys..

Anyway it takes some wisdom to make that dough that keeps them loyal.

I hate bad mouthed women. They can fall your ego. It takes an empty head to badmouth your partner without justification.

yeah...dats why dey dont need to know ur secrets.
or maybe use mouth wash for dem.hehe

Mondisweets: since i was 4

like seriously...e don tey for u oh

Mondisweets: what?

water

Ben Byrne, 31, and twins Anna and Lucy DeCinque who spent more than $240,000 on surgeries to look more alike began dating about 18 months ago after they added him on Facebook on the suggestion of mutual friends.

At first, the electrical mechanic had trouble balancing the demands of two girlfriends, but he learned that the attention he paid to one, had to be paid to the other.



"It’s my first time with two girlfriends, and to be honest it’s very difficult because it has to be 100 per cent even," Mr Byrne told Woman’s Day.

"Whatever I do for one I have to do for the other, so it’s a fine balance. My mates reckon it’s a cool problem to have."

This is the first time the health nut has spoken out about his unorthodox relationship with the 28-year-olds since he came to the attention of global media when Anna and Lucy’s story came to light earlier this year.

According to Lucy, the most frequent question they got was: "How does one guy keep up with two girls in the bedroom?"

"Put it this way, we’re very active girls and he needs twice the energy," she said.



Mother of the twins, Jeanna, said she was happy, as long as the girls were happy, and had formed a strong bond with Mr Byrne as she found herself sticking up for him when he fought with the twins.

According to Mr Byrne, he gets double the love.

Lagos based pastor Wole Oladiyun of the Christ Living Apostolic Ministry (CLAM) predicted on April 6 that the USA and other western countries citizens would soon beg for Nigerian visa.



Urging the young people to focus on farming, the General Overseer of the church stated:

"The earlier we start thinking towards agriculture, the better for us. This is because with this diversion, other countries will be applying for visa to come to Nigeria."

According to the cleric, there is a lot of potential in agriculture, that is why it should not be neglected.

We can all agree that the Nigeria we have now is very much different from the country we used to know and love, things have quickly changed before our eyes and it would be nice to do a little session of reminiscing.
In the 80s, before then and during the early 90s, things were quite favorable and pleasant as opposed to the nightmarish experience we have now. Let's take a look at how the situation of things were back then, shall we?
FOOD: Food items were quite cheaper compared to what we have now. Bread was sold between 5kobo to #5 depending on size; now, to really be satisfied, you have to part with around #100 for something that looks like a pumped foam. Making a scrumptious soup should cost you around #10; now multiply that by 100 and you would still get an average quality.
Related: FOOD SHORTAGE: Lagos To Turn To Neighbouring States For Supplies
CLOTHES: Getting a quality native material should cost you around #50 then. Depending on the quality of material you want, that amount would only be sufficient to get you a bottled water in the shop you intend getting your clothing material. It's anyone's guess how much the prices go for these days, isn't it?
SPORTS: Though Nigeria as a nation was, and still is, incurably passionate about football, other sports didn't suffer much disinterest, decrepitude and inattentiveness then as they do now. Taking a stroll inside the national stadium, especially the indoor sports hall (used basically for basketball), you'd be forgiven to think it was a rented building for cattle rearing and fish farming. How about our local league? Who cared about the EPL. Everyone had a local club they trudge to the stadium to support. Walking past any stadium now with an ongoing league match, you would think a minute (actually 90 minutes) silence is being observed in memory of someone.
HOUSING: Buying a plot of land then would fetch you between #200 - #500 depending on location and negotiation. Take the same amount now to the 'omo oniles' and you might return home on a stretcher. Heavily bandaged.
TRAVELING: The obsession to travel out of the country wasn't as high as it is now. Though plane tickets weren't as high nor was securing visa as tough enough to go on a marathon prayer and fast, people were contented to live in a country were orderliness and bearable cost of living thrived.
EDUCATION: School fees ranged from #10-100 for tertiary education then. What we have now, especially in most state owned institutions, is a frightening, farcical, unpleasant and an unbearable departure of what we had then. Certainly a pathetic lamentation.
SECURITY: Gone are the days you simply drop the money for your purchased product on the counter of the seller when they aren't anywhere in sight. Try that now and you will be on a compulsorily lengthy dry fast. The various security forces carried out their duties without compromising their integrity. We really do wish that was the case now, don't we?
ENTERTAINMENT: The lyrical content of some of the music our ears are consciously or inadvertently exposed to these days in contrast with the morally and value laden messages we were accustomed to then could make one develop an acute headache of devastating proportion . I'm sure some of our musicians can do better than what they are creating currently, can't they?
INTERNET CHARGES: Granted there wasn't internet those days, you can't help but feel prices of data bundles would have been relatively cheaper than the cut-throat prices we've been subjected to paying these days.
TELEVISION PROGRAMMES: There's a nostalgic feel to me including this point. Our dear TV channels then didn't fail to entertain us with eye-popping cartoons and programmes like Super Ted, Voltron, Penguin, tales by moonlight, speak out et al. Watching that darling channel of ours these days might leave one feeling sleepy earlier than normal.
Which of these do you still wish falls back into place?
- By Abayomi Kalejaye

Miner13:


enh

f beside your moniker means female on Nl and male in real sense

maybe all join "hermaphrodite"

tru talk oh...sah

Miner13:


hahahahahahaha


the taste

nah woman quality be dat....mouth was dey

Mondisweets: do you want to plan a robbery or what?

lolz..maybe

King Tom:
Ever bubbly Mondisweets

i see

King Tom:
Hmmmmmmm

abeg o

Chilug:
I will just end d chat. No more replies . Na one one naw

lolz...no need dey aim is to get u pissed...buh let urself nt get pissed

frankben: your profile pic... You look pretty and












hot

hmmmm

frankben: sorry... But your contribution is exactly how igbo men start a date with ladies.

lolz abi

Mondisweets: you saw igbo written on my face?

hello peeps

frankben: i didn't ask you dude?

lolz

Khalessi: Threads like this always cracks me up if a man uses this "killer text tactics" on me, you will never get a reply!

we always know women to be very self centered ..they will always want sumtin....dey will always fall...no scared ma dear

Chatters: @ Nicemax...Nwanne congrats. Jisike n'oru.

i love igbo gurls wif brain...i tink u one that kind...

quinfayva: Ma sense of humour and the privilege of being me

dahs so cool

evegran: May God help us living in Abuja, esp those of us in wuse 2.

Amen

After their return frm Brasil World cup,Super Eagles were so ashamed of their grt failure dt they decided 2 disguise demslves so as not to be recognized.Mikel obi disguised himself as a monk,while walking round d street,suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said"Hi Mikel".Mikel was amazed and annoyed dat d old woman cud recognize him,disapointed,he went home and dressed as a Mallam,again he bumped into d same old lady and she said "How do u do Mikel? Confused,Mikel asked "But how do u recognize me Mama?.the old lady laughed out loud and said"Are u stupid or wat? Its me Yobo,lolllllz