ijawcitizen:
Make everybody wait fes make I ask one question.

If dem dead farmers show boko terrorists their CLEARANCE CARDS, they for no kill them?

I no understand?

lolz

wow, ur boy is growing.
ThankGod the boy is not as ugly as the father.

lalasticlala check my last topic pls

osarog:
I can't wait for 2023 to come. This suffering in Nigeria just too much.

is there any prophesy that ur suffering will end in 2023

Everyone has his own moon, and the moon will always follow u when u are walking.


There is a lady called miss koi koi in our primary school.

If you loose a tooth, throw it on the zinc.

The bird called great egret are called "Shekeleke" and if u are fortunate enough to see it, just wave at it and sing a particular song, it will give u a white finger nails

There is a particular size a python will grow, it will start laying diamonds.

If somebody bite u, rub it with fowl droppings and the person will loose his teeth.

If u have itchy palm, u will have money soon. coincidentally, this one works.

India beat Nigeria 99:1

BTW lalasticlala please my last thread needs ur attention

mtchw

chatinent:



I can't understand.

OK, then pls do not hijack Front page, I want an answer that is worth my time. Do have a nice day

RealLordZeus:
Use one middle name.

I can't use one name, I have gone too far that it may affect me later on as it could be different from other certs that i have
If I use one middle name, it will be different from my Certificate. And NYSC wouldn't want to take me if my Certificate is diff from my Jamb

chatinent:
Use your real name and explain or we don't understand you.



Capise?

I can't use my real names.
U can understand.

OK guys, I'll just try to explain my issues and I wish lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique and seun will help me out.

I have issues with my names, let's Assume my full name is "Naira-Land Moniker Duke Prince"
Now "Naira-Land" is my surname
(please take note of the hyphen between Naira and Land)
"Moniker" is my first name
Duke and Prince are my middle names but I most times use Initials in the middle name I.e D.P

So most of my documents have the name "Naira-Land Moniker D.P"
but when I was about to register for my Jamb, they told me I can't use two middlenames, so I just decide to remove the middle names and register Jamb with the name Naira-Land Moniker, These slight difference in names made me me sworn an affidavit for confirmation of names in Court before I got into school.
Now I am done with my schooling and my school certificate has Naira-Land Moniker Duke Prince.
When I went to register for NYSC earlier this year, they told me I can't do it cos my cert name is different from my Jamb name.
I had to go to Jamb office to change my Jamb names to "Naira-Land moniker Duke Prince" so it will be same with my school cert but I can't use two middle names so I had to put another hyphen between Duke and Prince to make it a single name like Duke-Prince
then due to covid 19, it was kept on hold, then recently I had to go to Jamb office to continue but someone there said Jamb rejected the new name cos of hyphen.
Though Jamb registered me with the hyphen, so why are they rejecting it now? I wanted to go to ministry of education to ask why will Jamb refuse me.
I am confused.

Modified: I went to Jamb office yesterday(1st December 2019) and one official asked me to write a ticket to Jamb and will get feedback in less than 48hrs

JOBgame:


she is everything i want because she is the only one who understands me alot more than any other person,

That's what we all think in the beginning.
Eye go soon clear

I'm on same page with Amaechi.
Its only when govt doesn't favour your region that u complain.

SW were complaining during GEJ tenure but how they kept mute is amazing.

SE was so happy in GEJ but now they always make noise like a broken record and threaten the entire country.

One ass.hole politician (I won't mention names) from the north is now shouting, zoning should be abolished (even though I agreed that it should be abolished) The dude just want to contest after PMB, how he forgot to say it during GEJ is amusing.
Bunch of fools I share country with

AmuDimpka:

You have started again... Just say "yoruba amaka " and move on

When do we ever get to hear Hausa Fulani man appointed overseas as a technocrat
It's always Igbo, Yoruba and a couple of Niger Deltans

Why ?

u wan start ur own.

ChoCho54:
Aroko!

still boring

No one is meant to pay for sex but the idea that women enjoy sex more is false.
Most times in sex, women won't get satisfied and the man will just release and fall on the bed like bag of garri.
Imagine u have sex and didn't release sperm, will u consider that sex enjoyable?
Without the satisfaction, sex is just like rubbing organs together, women doesn't reach orgasm most often and some men doesn't care and just fall down, and sometimes u see her begging for more cos she wish to reach that end which u have reached.

ubunja:
well I'm ignoring you. Goodbye Duke.

do have a nice day

ChoCho54:
I read your post again.
You are a not smart.

hahaha. that means u are so backward and boring.

ChoCho54:
A Duke without a dukedom.

Aketi gave you N200 and Dunlop slippers. Tinubu gave you ororo, all these you collected with joy, why is the kerosene, an essential commodity, given to Abians by their governor make you regurgitate repeatedly?

I can't remember even saying anything about that kerosene thing, If u know me on NL, u will know I don't attack tribe but I only attack Ipob on Nairaland, If I was to say anything about that Kero, I'll just insult the governor and not the people who took the kerosene

ubunja:



You're so adorable in your delusions.

.

I am not a fan of long epistles so I ignored 90% of what u put up there, but u refused to understand my point.
I said the chances that the girl will give u the virginity is high and I pegged it at 85%, I never said its a must that she will give u, and just because of some few people that fell into the other 15% doesn't mean u have to generalize.
out of every one girl that didn't give it to the boyfriend, there are eight more that will give it to their serious boyfriends, whether they later say "I do" is up to God
Stop telling the guy that another man will take that virginity from her, the chances of that happening is slim, though its not rare but it doesn't just happen always like u made it look.

ubunja:
hie king. Dealing with virgins is a tricky one.

Myself I'll never "save" any virgin for marriage because chances are she's going to want sex down the line. And because she made me promise to have her wait, she will be embarrassed to have the sex with me. She'll get another guy to sleep with her. And lie to me about where her virginity disappeared to.

But If you're really inclined to wait then simply get another girl for sex and keep your virgin for marriage.

biggest lie I read on the net this month.
If the lady is so much into u and she wants sex along the line, she will tell u to deflower her. Don't think a girl will keep her virginity for 20yrs+ just to give it to a random person different from that guy she loves and respect.
Kingray10 If the girl finds out that u are genuine and she wants to break her virginity, the chances that u will be the one to take it is very high(>85%), (except its like a barter trade system where the person wants to give her something huge(like some huge cash)) in exchange for her virginity. She may turn a prostitude later in marriage but a virgin is inexperienced and naive and won't likely give it out to anyone on the street.
Even if another guy sweet talk her and she is having some lust for that person, na u weh don promise her marriage with seriousness she go give the trophy, whether she later cheat on u or not is a different thing

rdokoye:


Abia is the dirtiest Igbo state not the dirtiest Nigerian state, there are tons of states that are far worse, in terms of hygiene. In terms of development, Abia is ahead of 90% of Nigeria's states, with industries and businesses to boot. There are many millionaires and billionaires in Igbo land, and they didn't acquire their money through theft, like those in the North. Unlike them, they have the companies to support their wealth, such as Zinox and Innoson to name a few.

You can keep denying that the civil war wasn't a genocide, when it was. The entire world saw and interpreted it as such. Why do you think there was so much outrage? Angola had a 32 year civil war, do you hear anyone talking about it? Of course, until people like you stop being evil, Nigerians will continue to suffer. Northern Nigeria is already the poorest region on planet earth, and in the coming years, it's set to become worse. You should be trying to redress this issue, not playing it down.

The only reason Northern Nigeria was backward is just because of the opportunity oil gave the south which brought the white and also civilization, do u for once think South would have been better if not the white? Even with the large oil deposits, the development in the south cant compete with some countries in Africa, i am not even tqlking about other continents, do u think its the 2x2 shops owned by some southern Nigerians that made us to be ahead of the North?
Our problem is the politician and not region, I hate it so bad when people start raining insults on Northern Nigeria, those guys are going through hell already, have u no conscience?
Politicians and their media had made it so bad for the people that we don't vote on credibility but based on region, hatred and ethnicity. Are we still going to keep falling for their tricks or are we gonna stand as one and educate ourselves. Both South and North play ethnic politics, the only difference is that the north has the population.
U guys are so backward in thinking. Pls don't quote me, I won't read it

When u say North has the lion share, u are completely not making sense. The elites have lion share and not just a region, Kalu networth is close to a billion dollar but his state is the dirtiest and detrimental to human health.
How does the north get the lion share, keep fanning tribalism, u think politician have any problem with region? as long as they can steal, they are fine and not worried about who steals with them.

u guys better make good use of that your shapeless, scattered, unbalanced, undesigned, unplanned, flat and hilled, rough sketch kerosene container you call head.

OP, don't ever call those numbers on comment section. They may be genuine but we have fraudsters here and better safe than sorry

Danielfx:
Why are you this jobless and tribalic, why instill tribalism and hate on Nairaland... What do you gain from this act ?

I am not an igbo, but i will never hate any tribe like you do. Change

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
OAM4J

Someone is instilling hate and wickedness against another tribe....

Ipob is stupid, God punish Ipob, May Ipob never see light of God, May Ipob members go to hell, may they all be killed, May NK suffer throughout his life with incurable disease.

Let me tell u, the mods won't do shit, cos I am insulting a terrorist group. If u want to know why mods won't talk, then change Ipob to Boko haram in the statement and read again. Also change NK to Shekau

Wiseandtrue:

What about those killed and are still killed by Bokoharam, Fulani herdsmen and bandits, who them offend

Who's hands is their blood

some of u are just stupid.
This is like saying PMB/GEJ are bad and one useless person come up and shout what about Donald Trump

aminusodiq:
That's a ball python (a small one seff)... Some nlders be former gurus wen they actually knw nothing!!!

A gaboon viper has an entirely diffrnt pattern, short and fat... Sluggish and deadly...

This is a non venomous snake which rearly bites and kills mainly by constriction!!!

All snake bite, some are non venomous but they still bite if they get frightened

OGWILLS123:

Bro you need modern education
in some developed countries when
there see noon venomous thinks like that in an unwanted
place there will catch it and go to any nearby Bush and
and drop it there.

Modified : But in my country Nigeria una know the rest nah

Oga educationist, Associate proffessor, University of Nairaland (UNINAI) how many have u caught and drop in a nearby bush?

weda python or a viper
If u dont know how to handle a venomous snake, its better not to play "i too sabi" with it, Most developed countries has numbers they could call to get this thing out of the neighbourhood.
Even if its not venomous, it can still give u injuries that may leave everlasting scar

Freemason1:
That’s no Gaboon Viper as some wrote here. That’s an African ball python. It is non-venomous and poses no threat whatsoever to you or your household.

oh man,

fmcjunior:
That's a gaboon viper ma nigga...
very poisonous venomous

Na better meat be that o, for this recession