hey guys,
i got this topic as my project topic - the impact of pricing policy on market performance.
how do i go about it?
i guess i need the customers base of the firms in question. how do i get?
pls help.

i am also yet to recieve any message but it was stated on the website that people without GSE scores can apply as well.
God help us all.

for every opportunity in life, there is a forgone alternative.
please note that the only constant thing in life is change and that would soon make you obsolete and unwanted in your current occupation.

dear brother, kindly get another job that might pay less but give you much time to face your studies. as for the school, let me make some enquiries for you and maybe we might come up with something.

hi guys,
i intend to go into I.T. and i am in a dilemma as to what to study ccna, A+,Network+ or linux+.
i am an undergraduate of mcb. pls help.

i wonder if whatever man thinks as truth are actually true.

who wrote the bible? -man (means :- vision from God. was moses there when Adam & eve were alive? did god sit moses down to tell him the story).

and the theory of evolution? -man (means:- fossils and generalization of findings e.g xxxx must have existed in, , as, , feeding on, and "finding the animal closest in structure to xxxx" evolved into it)

who is right and who is wrong?

it is a T - junction here.
believe what u want to and seal your eternity?

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say “happy birthday and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning let alone hapy birthday. I thought well, that’s marriage but the kids-they will remember.

My kids came trampling down to break fats, ate their breakfast and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and left for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent. As I alkedinto my office, my secretary joanne said, “good morning boss and by the way appy birthday” I felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered.
I worked like a zombie until 1.00 p.m. when joanne knocked on my door and said “you know, its such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday. Why don’t we go out for lunch. Just you and me?
I said “thanks Joanne, that’s the best thing Ive heard all day.” So we went to lunch but not in a usual place. She took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a nice meal.
N our way back, Joanne said, “you know, iys such a beautiful day, we don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?”
“I suppose not. What do you have in mind”
“let’s go to my apartment. Its just around the corner.”
At her home she turned to me and said, “boss if you don’t mind, I’m gonna step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.
“o.k” I nervously replied.
After a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids and dozens of my friend and co-workers, all singing “happy birthday”

And I just sat there …
On the couch…
In my boxers!



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Two blondes meet in heaven. “how did you die?” the 1st one asks.
“oh, I died in a freezer” so how did you die?”
“well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came early from work, I looked over the house and try to look for the other woman cos I saw my husband was naked. When climbing the stairs, I slipped, broke my neck and died.
“oh gash! Maybe if you only looked in the freezer, we both might be alive by now!

marriage lies

there was this couple who were married for over twenty years and every time they make love, the husband insists on shutting the lights.
well, after 20 years, the wife decided to break his husband from this habit cos she felt it was stupid.
in the middle of a romantic session, she suddenly switche don the lights. she looked down and saw her husband using a battery operated d**k. she got extremely upset, "you impotent bastard!"
"how could yoou be lying to me allthese years? you better explain!"
the husband looks her straight in the eyes and said, "i'll explain the toy if you explain the kids"

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a little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?"
dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: i am the breadwinner of the family so we call me the capitalism, yourmum is the administrator of the money so we call her the government, we are here to take care of your needs so you are the people. The nanny is the working class and you baby brother, he is the future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.”
The little boy went off to bed thinking about what daddy had said. Latter that night, he hears his baby brother, crying. He gets up to check on him and found that the baby had severely soiled his diaper. He went to his parents’ room and found mummy sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her he went into nanny’s room and found the door locked. He decided to peek through the key hole and saw his father in bed with the nanny.
The next morning, the boy told his father, dad I now understand the concept of politics” “Good, tell me what you know.”
The little boy said, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government was asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.”
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A man decided to go for a face lift on his birthday. On his way home, he branched a barber’s shop and asked the barber, how old do you think I am. “35” the barber replied. “I am actually 47” the man said happily. He then went to macdonalds and asked the sales girl. Hi sweetie, looking at me, how old do you think I am?”
“29” the girl replied.
” Well, I am actually 47 and today is my birthday”
On his way home he met an old woman at the park and asked the woman the same question.
The woman responded, “well, I am getting quite old and I don’t see much clearly but I think I can try. Now turn your back. Ah ha! You are 47! The woman exclaimed.
Astonished how an old woman could have guessed his age right, the man asked “how did you do that”
“Simple, you were at my front at macdonalds, I just needed to confirm if you really were!”

thanks y'all
appreciate.

what benefits come from having a CRM (cutomer relations management) qualification?

what opportunities can having a CRM (customer relations management)give to a prospective job seeker?

@ jaybee

if you ever did anything on problem analysis, then you would understand the essence of details.
if i have to take ur advise, then i must make u understand the situation as it is. otherwise, u would give me a wrong counsel.

thanks fr your comment though.

i dont really now how to start. but let me start this way.

i have never been much of a womanizer.not because i dont like them but because i dont often feel like keeping any relationship.
however, i met this girl when i resumed to 100 level. she happened to be the daughter of the king of the town where i lived as a student.
the relationship went on for about 6 years before it became what it is now and i dont know what to do.

actually, i had gone to pray about her and i often got negative visions about our relationship. i was hoever encouraged to pray about the issues. which i did.

because i truly loved her, i respected her wish and never disvirgined her until about 5 years after we started off.

however, there were the following issues along the way:

she pesters a lot or would i call it nagging?
she finds it difficult to accept blame and say sorry
always causing one form of misunderstanding or the other
have a flair for gyration (seem normal for every woman)
has eyes on the outside (always seeming threatning)

as a matter of fact, when i was about graduating from school, sh re-dated her ex (whom she never talked of until i discovered). i never knew i was in love wh her until this time.
i fell ill cos i couldnt get to sleep for 4 days and all. after 3 weeks, she came back somehow and one way or the other, we have been getting along until recently.

the misunderstandings started again.
yes, i know not every relationship is smooth.
agreed, i am kind of temperamental so i dont like to argue. once it comes up, i apologise and expect her to just let go but she keeps talking.
she is just like many ladies who do not know what they want to do. they just believe that one way or the other something will happen and they will make it in life

i tried my best to build her. make her see life in different perspectives. make her undertsand me. i tried to deal with our compatibility extensively.

however, the little misunderstandings were not helping matters.

so last march, i told her. i know i might be wrong to have done so but i just couldnt help he matters then.
i asked us to go on a break. i am not about to go out with any girl but she should go and keep relationships. check out the different men she can date. if she finds any bettr than i am, she should stay with him and leave me but if not, she can come back to me.

she went and after some time found some but she told me they were not her type. she even told me of a certain guy who workS in a bank but that they were just friends. and so she came back to me, \

May was he birthday and she allowed/asked me to DO IT on her birthday last year (over five years). this gave me the assurance she has finally appreciated me and so i gave her all my love.

to my utmost surprise, the relationship with the bank guy started becoming clearer and clearer. i wouldnt know what happened but i got to know they were dating.
if asked, she would say i caused it. this brought distrust in me although i kept the relationship and never having an extra one.
she would tellme she wants to change somethings in the guys life. she would also tell my friends that breaking that relationship would take some time,

lastly she came to my house during the last Xmas ( i work as a Clients' Service Manager in Ibadan) and yet we had a trivial misunderstanding. i warned her to be careful of her attitudes or they could lead to our break up.

as if she was waiting for that, she said well then YES! who the hell do you think you are.
she changed the fones we had exchanged a long time ago, packed her things (although she stayed till 28th dec.)

tried talking to her to make he see things differently but i could deduce her mind was made up.

later when i would get to know, she said she has to pray abt it. said she has given my name and the guy's name to her mom to pray on and that she would go to pastors to pray too.

i really dont know what to do at this time. i feel so depressed that it is affecting my career.

suggestions say, i should get SUBSTITUTES to keep my mind from thinking but i couldnt. I know i love this girl. it is just as simple as that and i am beginnig to blame myself for not being a player all along.

i cant afford to talk to her on hone cos i feel depressed afterwards.
i dont even know if the guy has started DOING her or what's up with her raitabot noh!

please tell me, even if she eventually comes back, should i take her? would she still not do same again? should i find substitutes and womanize?

please tell me.

you can mail me to kehindefolajimi@yahoo.com
thanks expecting your reply y'all.

There is one GOOD reason why i joined and remained in this forum -  U guys.

although i hardly contribute, u lot have immensely affected my sense of humour. imagine i laugh ma arse off in the office and my colleagues think i am eccentric. don't mind them. woman wey never taste another man tin go say na I'm husband own big pass. (abi how them dey dalk am?)

anyway, Thanks a million to ya all.

May your biggest testimony last year be the smallest when compared with your blessings this year. (Amin)

gboa!

what's all this junk abt 3rd class or 1st class?

the race aint to the swift nor to the strong---but time and chance happens to them ALL.

say person get 3rd class no mean say im life don end nah! and say person get 1st class no mean say im don turn Bill gates.

@poster
abeg, work on urself. do not be a better person but the best person u can ever be cos that chance would come your way pretty soon.
how you respond to it will however your stand among your peers.

a lil tip here: inferiority complex kills! be yourself but only ensure your super-radiance amongst your peers.

emulate the duck 4 example. looks so cool on top of water right? but u dive uderwater and be shocked at the work the webbed-feet are doing - paddling crazily!

@all
u might wanna check out this site i came accross.
also read the article under STOP (on the job vacancies page)think it will help a lot.
www.wamiri.com

cheers

hmmmm,

grades, grades and grades!
is life all about grades?

time to wake up guyz.
Agreed, grades kind of matter a lot in this stupid system of ours. however, if you are a good watcher as i bet i am, then u would have noticed the changes in
trend e.g:

1. organizations reducing the grade cut-off
2. having professional certificates as an advantage
3. possession of great soft skill that easily makes difference and distinguishes
4. strating up a little biz of ones own

the fact is, whether u get 1st class or pass doesnt matter. what matters is u!
what is your subconscious saying?
your orientation matters most!
what do u want out of life?
are u a problem solver? Aproblem creator or just an observer?
from ur observation, what change can u make to better everyones lot.

that is what every organization wants from u not ur stupid GRADES!

let me give u a testimony.

i graduated from UNAD, Economics major to be precise. whoever knows me would know me as jimmy carter.
while in school, i had a business that i managed (personal biz) and still studies, i was outspoken to the extent i yabbed my lecturer openly, i wouldnt tip any of my lecturers or mates so i got Ds instead of As, was into politics as well as retired after graduation as a Captain in the NIgerian Army Cadet Corps.
i graduated 3.42 (2.2) instead of 3.62 (2.1)- Lecturer's runs, but i have always had it in me that i would never stay at home doing nothing for 3 months.

Lo and behold, i was at Ebonyi for my NYSC when i ran because of the situation of things (scorpions, snakes and burglary) after five months. i didnt spend a week before i got a job. Not as a banker but not as a teacher or cleaner either but as a Clients' Service Manager of one of the biggest schools in Ibadan.
As of now, i earn about 75k with no liability other than my rent, food and transport. what more do i want?

BUT There is a friend too who graduated with a first class (same class oh!) and is presently teaching in vale college, Ibadan, earning 25k (i swear).

now tell me, do grades matter now?


anyway, that's about grades!

hey!
u might wanna check out this website- think it might help us youths a lot - talk about online application, judicious time spending online and accommodations of various tastes - www.wamiri.com

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this is a very rare case. it happens once in a violet moon. 1st case na papa OBY and 2nd na U.

well N7,500 is a whole lot of manny.

what can men not do?

i hope he lives long enough to enjoy his green card!

matrixx:

REPORT TO MY OFFICE NOW!
what will HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Watch ur orders man. Dis guy wey i see so don jogodo.

im go hammer u pass recogni-za-bi-li-ty-ti-on

abi u wan make we mourn ur soul?

sweet

right d1k for the right job!

carry go

lol

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sorry about that bro.

May God be with us the living still.

@STUDIO

Correct MAN!

BITE METAL!

Dont mix GENTILITY FOR HUMILITY oh!

i am loaded; but a man has got ot be a mam where he's got to be a man.

I was talking about YOU -STUDIO!

But now that u wanna make a deal, i urge u, REPENT for brimstone no far from ya skull.

Na who be dis BOY wey get itchy fingers so?

haba! take am easy now! Only u na MEN!

correct MEN no dey too talk!

UNWINDING! -Una be toy?

and what is below the belt that cannot be hit?

all this wey i dey see so, dem dey tell me say biting na part of fight.


@mr usher,
as u wan enrich ur [b]PORK[/b]et so, remember say sallah do near oh1 or beta still you can affect TURKets too!

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