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Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 1:14pm On Nov 14, 2015
Daviewonder:
Can somebody who has received the confirmation mail, tell us the time range before they sent it... 30mins/1hr or immediately? Because I applied nd I've still not received a confirmation mail and I've been trying to chat up with them but no response..
Dey sent me email immediately
Romance / Re: Should I Ask Him Out? by DUOz(m): 11:00am On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:

Gerrarahia

Hmm tot so.
Romance / Re: Should I Ask Him Out? by DUOz(m): 10:36am On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:

You are very wrong... Btw, your dp looks familiar. Are you a futarian?

No uniben. Please prove dey're not small. Cuz I don't know if its just me cuz dey look really small *squints harder
Romance / Re: She Jst Told Me She's FIVE Yrz Older Than Me by DUOz(m): 10:31am On Nov 14, 2015
PunkyVeer:


In that case then, let the door not hit him where the dog should have bitten him.

Is dat an idiom. I love idioms pm me will u?
Romance / Re: Should I Ask Him Out? by DUOz(m): 10:21am On Nov 14, 2015
Jibwillz:

U can ask him out like pple said,, but in my own strong/honest opinion; DON'T DO IT,, not d bst move...

Few yrs bk, I had more than a thousand greens 4m dis chick I was crushing,, nvr did make a move cuz I was shy n scared till a frend of a frend cme n swept her off. "Worst emotional trauma I ever had", I let slide wat cud av bin mine. Looking bk now,, I realized I dint miss a thing cuz shez engaged now and still wants me 2 nail her amidst d random blokes she has (she aint loyal)............

Two gurls tuk d bold move of askin me out based on mutual attractions,, both crumbled within months.. Form this I realized I wunt ever take u srzly if u ask me out, its unexplainable tho but it just don't work 4me...........

Met dis chick @ a training few weeks bk and found her attractive wich she must av too, in a group chat during our lunch, I told her I av no respect 4 ladies and all sort; all in a bid 2push her away, She sat on ma legs d following day in d presence of our boss and other trainees. I cudnt deduce wat she was up 2, but tried not 2 read meanings into it..........

Lost contact after d training, only 2 reconnect thru a frend last month. D convo has bin rilly deep 2d point where she never stops askin me:
-When am I gonna cme 2her crib and cook 4her
-Teach her how 2 drive
-accompany her 2her sis place in benin(all expanse paid)
-hlp me plait ma hair (I'm hairy and av always wanted 2do dat).
All these are enuf green but 2bad I dnt digg "light skin"........

What I'm tryna say is,, MOST guys (Me) don't cherish what comes easy 2dem. If its not thru pain and hard labour I dnt take it seriously..........




His shyness might just be a front 2 draw its prey closer, we aren't rilly as shy as pple think (speaking4mExperience).. That's where d heart_repairing_kits comes in, shud incase things don't go as planned... Adios..


please sombody give dis guy a bottle of beer
Romance / Re: Should I Ask Him Out? by DUOz(m): 10:16am On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:
I can imagine, when there was no nairaland, dint people solve their problems some other ways? Any small ish, its nairaland undecided

Exactly baby. U got it ryt "small ish" but I think u meant to say ur b00bs after it. Hahahahaahah
Romance / Re: Should I Ask Him Out? by DUOz(m): 10:12am On Nov 14, 2015
JustOzito:

I'll tell her. But I also think d guy is shy... Cos we hav done som investigation and found out dat in school he doesn't have a girlfriend

Baba make dem leave investigation for u o. Well I think u shuld talk to d guy and tell him how u feel. Am sure he'll respond well. FYI u can confess its u. No one ever died for being in love
Literature / Re: Diary Of David by DUOz(m): 9:41am On Nov 14, 2015
Babice:
Guy,upload Fast naw


Baby calm down. Life na jeje dropping 13 today
Literature / Re: Diary Of David by DUOz(m): 9:38am On Nov 14, 2015
Carlson001:
Itz really a nice story & u've got a gud talent dere. but I dont lyk d way Dave resented Folake jst because of a mere misunderstandin n d way u n Jane started arguing wasn't kul! dude, u jst kissed ha n she professed her luv!

David is going tru a though time. Am sure he's just confused. He needs ur prayers to b strong
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 9:29am On Nov 14, 2015
bigwig97:
no confirmation mail after I registered...... help

But y. Ure supposed to receive an email wen u register and after u apply. Dats a total of 2 emails. Lol I just said TOTAL #epic
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 10:38pm On Nov 13, 2015
thankyouJesus:
From a reliable source, no email, just a confirmation note after submission, I repeat, no email yet. For those publicing about the email (I know I will be mention), back up your point with photo proof.

NNPC/Total Scholarship 2015/2016 Scheme - Nov 12
to............

We wish to inform you that your scholarship application has been successfully submitted and is currently being processed.
You will be contacted by a representative from our team if you have been shortlisted.
This is a system-generated message. Please do not reply. Replies to this message are not monitored or answered.
Thank you for your interest in the 2015/2016 NNPC/Total Scholarship Scheme.
Yours Sincerely
CSR-Education Team
Total E&P Nig Ltd
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
DISCLAIMER: We would like to make it quite clear that we never require shortlisted candidates to pay for documentation/processing of any kind. If you are contacted by anyone posing to be a representative of the NNPC/Total Scholarship Scheme, you will not be required to pay any money towards administration fees. We also recommend that you do not disclose your personal or financial details to anyone you do not know. If you have any questions or
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 10:28pm On Nov 13, 2015
ayswagga5:
bro. ..u fit me apply?....if yes drop ur number make I holla you

Baba na my guy free wifi I use. To apply is not hard la
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 9:53am On Nov 13, 2015
adamx23:
pls someone should help me...I am about to resume for 300 level and some of my mates in other schools are still in 200lev second semester.. should I apply?? urgent answers..

Yessss boy. Do me a favour and apply as 200L student. Be quick please

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Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 9:52am On Nov 13, 2015
adamx23:
pls someone should help me...I am about to resume for 300 level and some of my mates in other schools are still in 200lev second semester.. should I apply?? urgent answers..
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 9:51am On Nov 13, 2015
As I applied dey sent me all d email sharp sharp. 30 mins was too long for me. E geh why!!!!
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 6:27am On Nov 13, 2015
Dere are hostels of 25K
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 11:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
Segipaul:
ok! buh does d hostels av grade cos my frend hu is in 300l told his dad it's 20k....cud he had lied or dere are such hostels ?

Dude 20K for what exactly
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 6:33pm On Nov 11, 2015
Longluk:
Can someone help? Have been trying to apply but was unable to submit due to some spaces that am required to put something but don't know what I will put. Am a medical student and I enter through DE(First degree cert). Now, there is a space that they put (Jamb/Utme score), pls what will I put here? secondly, they're asking for CGPA and we don't use CGPA in medicine, what do u think I can put here as well. And lastly, is the scholarship for those that enter only through Jamb only? Am anticipating your reply. thanks,


Calc ur gp urself
Literature / Re: Diary Of David by DUOz(m): 6:14pm On Nov 11, 2015
Sweetyie:

It thought u said u will upload all, not fair oh

Lol yh. I meant I will upload d whole episode at once. Which I did
Education / Re: Agbami 2015 Scholarship by DUOz(m): 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2015
Please was anybody shortlisted today?
Education / Re: Agbami 2015 Scholarship by DUOz(m): 5:41pm On Nov 11, 2015
Please was any body shortlisted today
Literature / Re: Diary Of David by DUOz(m): 4:39pm On Nov 11, 2015
Babice:
Wow,nice one bro,keep it up,waiting 4 episode 13,abeg upload fast fast,i dey wait

Thanks ma. I appreciate your presence. Working on the next episode
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 4:34pm On Nov 11, 2015
itsNOVA:

Yeah. Have you resumed?

Yesss
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 7:31am On Nov 11, 2015
Babice:
oh oh,so your case na "do what i say,not what i do abi"anyways,good morning sir

Yh baby. But don't worry its ok
Literature / Re: Diary Of David by DUOz(m): 12:51am On Nov 11, 2015
EPISODE 12



I crossed my mind that morning, I'm not going to talk about the incident its purely classified information. It took me a while to flag down a bus from my junction, getting a bus nowadays was like finding a needle in a haystack owing to the undying fuel scarcity that claimed a menace in our society today.





Finally I found a bus and vigorously waved at it, you could spot the trace of smiles on my face and temporary relief. The bus came to a halt directly in front of me and the conductor alighted. "Bros where?" He said in a creaked voice. The odour that oozed out of his mouth was offensive enough to tame an angry lion. "Jodiah junction" I replied attempting to move my face away "150 enter with change" he said in an uneasy tone. "Ah.....ah oga 150?, that one too much na" I protested "guy na 150 you dey enter? Abi make I comot?". To avoid any further intake of odouriferous smell I decided to end the argument and enter the bus before this guy melt my face with his mouth. I couldn't afford to take in that much kind of odour this morning and end up not entering the bus. "This guys mouth should be employed for pest control" I thought to myself.






The skies looked very heavy and threatened to release a heavy pour down, on getting to school I maintained my eye level up front to avoid any visual contact with anybody that may have heard my story. As I walked through hallways I could feel the stares of gossips and side talks from all corners. I headed straight for the assembly ground without further resent.




The dexterity at which students maintained decorum at the early morning general assembly was terrific. It was one of the most organized moments during school hours. Everybody stood like soldiers, perfectly still and focused on who ever was addressing them. Other teachers took the role of inspection as they paraded the grounds with their long canes ready to devour any student found talking or disturbing of any sort. These teachers would also check for dirty fingernails, illegal hair styles, wrong pairs of shoes, skinny trousers, low waist or any indecent attire of any sort. There he was again- Mr Nnamdi the alpha predator yet searching for another prey to start his day with.






He approached the SS2 line with his usual deadly slow walk, with his red bulging eyes roving from side to side making sure no flaw passed him by. He always had his cane behind him as he walked. Bulls-eye.; he finally found his prey, the all famous obi. Obi was right behind me and I noticed he hasn't been still since he arrived. As soon as he spotted Mr Nnamdi he started chewing his finger nails vigorously like a hungry dog that had been starved for days. His attempt to successfully ravage his nails before anyone could spot him was obviously a failure as he was busted by the alpha predator.






"What is the meaning of this" Mr Nnamdi yelled pointing to obi's half way massacred fingers. Obi's fingers were long and very dirty looking brownish. "Erm......erm.....sir" obi stammered. "Shut up and stretch out your hands, and I need the back of your hand not the palm" Mr Nnamdi ordered. This scene took place right behind me, my vision was still locked on the principal who was trying to address us. Poor obi stretched out his hands and five whooping lashes landed on his upper limbs leaving him screaming like a goat being slaughtered. The weight of the lashes had so much gravity, I could swear I felt obi's pain.







For a moment this scene was a centre of attraction as other students starred in fright towards the wrath of Mr Nnamdi. He was never to be taken lightly. As Mr Nnamdi walked past me I could feel his heavy breath owing to his early morning exercise he just finished on obi. He stopped and gave me a lethal grin showing his 'snuff-infested-yellow' teeth. As he scanned me meticulously from head-to-toe. "I heard what happened to your father" Mr Nnamdi said "accept my sympathy" he added. His presence was already beginning to disgust me as I couldn't even bear to look at his horrifying face.






I maintained my gaze on the principal pretending I couldn't hear him. When he was done scanning me and couldn't find any flaws he continued with the person ahead of me. I immediately gave a sign of relief as I escaped yet another attack of Mr Nnamdi by a hairs breath.






"You see this is a school not an agbero rendezvous point" the principal started as he addressed the enormous crowd. The name of our principal was Mr thomas Ogundele. He was about 5 foot 7 inches tall, dark, fat and grumpy. Back then in junior secondary school we used to call him cannon ball because he looked just like an alien from ben 10 cartoon. He had a very pot belly that made him look awkward and funny whenever he dressed in suits or corporate wears. He had been the schools principal for more than ten years now so we were more than used to his long boring talks on assembly grounds.








He always ended his talk with the popular saying "THE BIRD WHO SITS ON A BRANCH IS NOT SCARED OF THE BRANCH BREAKING BECAUSE HE RELIES ON HIS WINGS NOT THE BRANCH" he said this everyday and it got stuck in our heads to the extent that we subconsciously mouth it with him whenever he says it. The whole moral lesson of the whole saying which he would relate to our present situation was that we should rely on our brains during exam and not our friends. Immediately following the principals talk was the matching song which drove us into our classrooms.






Getting to the classrooms the stares got worse and I was beginning to feel uncomfortable. No one had the courage to walk up to me and ask me about the whole situation. Well no one except Jane. Jane walked up to me with her mini gang that escorted her wherever she went. She was like their queen bee. I brought out a rag from my bag and carefully cleaned off the dust that sat comfortably and occupied my desk since the owner wasn't around. "David" jane yelled. I pretended like I didn't hear her and continued cleaning my seat. "Are you deaf?, can't you hear me call you?" She yelled again in response to my silence "WHAT" I screamed in anger looking visibly tensed.





She just starred at me in shock surprised at my response. I sat on my seat and adjusted uneasily. I returned my gaze back to jane and tried to regain tranquility. "Look jane just leave me alone ok?" I uttered in a really calm voice. She looked at me with disgust and hissed "you should be happy I came to talk to your sorry ass. Am sure its your stupidity that killed your father, you fool. You mother is the next in line IDIOT" she lamented. "Are you done?" I asked almost immediately. It was evident that her abuses didn't get to me at all. She was going to arrive no where with this, she realized this and it really hurt her. She gazed at me in a deadly manner and walked out. I turned my gaze to the rest of the class who were viewing us in 3D. I had eye contact with folake and she nodded negatively. I slipped out a book from my bag to me busy till the first tutor for the day kicked off.





ABOUT 3 HOURS LATER
This far into the day about twenty persons teachers inclusive had summoned courage to walk up to me after the scene this morning. Most of them begged me to accept their sympathy and it got me wondering what I'll do with a bunch of sympathy. If anyone in history ever needed sympathy I think he would be more than satisfied if it came from one person. Some others took it to their own volition to narrate the false rumors they heard about my fathers death. I heard totally weird and stupid stuff like it was my mom who poisoned him, or he died in his sleep. Some even said he left and didn't return so we assumed him dead. I was totally bolted from the blue when a girl walked up to me and told me she heard it was my mother who died. It only proved me right that rumors would be too much for me to bear.



The bell for break time went off and I instantly took off. I was fed up with all these people trying their best to remind me of the tragedy I have tried to put away for so long. I just needed a breakaway. I dashed out of the school premises and the only thing I needed right now was a quiet place to clear my head. I thought of going to pick my siblings and going home but it was just past noon and their school wouldn't have closed. I saw an uncompleted building along the road, just a street away from my school and I decided to camp there for a couple of hours before I move home.






The place seemed quiet and cool just what I needed. "Oya divide the sher-kpen" a creaky voice demanded. The voice seemed to be coming from within the building. I decided to feed my curious mind and moved towards the direction of the voice. As I moved I noticed there were up to five different people having a meeting. I reduced my pace and moved stealthily to avoid any noises. When I finally got close enough I banked at a corner and peeped through a hole to find out the identity of the people who possessed such scary voices. "AAHH" I gasped out of fear.



They were seven thick black men wearing black singlets with camouflage shorts, each tied a different colour of rag on their head "cultist" I thought to myself. Each of them held a lethal weapon. Guns and loads of cash were scattered every where on the floor. The site was so gory and I only saw these in the movies, my thought was interrupted by the sound of a corked gun behind me. The gun was carefully placed on my neck and every single part of my body felt the effect of the cold steel in contact with my skin. "Don't move" the unknown voice ordered.


End of episode 12


Stay tuned for 13
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 12:47am On Nov 11, 2015
itsNOVA:

Boss cool howdy?

Sup
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 12:46am On Nov 11, 2015
Babice:
i pray and hope so oooooooooo,if u were in my shoes,wont you be tensed?

Lo are u kidding me? I wuld b super tensed. But dont b tensed
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 11:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
Babice:
erm,no, Godwin10,pls help me


No need to be tensed. I don't tink it closes anytime soon
Education / Re: Agbami 2015 Scholarship by DUOz(m): 11:44pm On Nov 10, 2015
johnonen:
they sent me a message too from dragnet... waaoo am so happy my cgp 3.71 jamb 186


Fvck dis shit. Dey shortlisted dis guy and dey avnt shortlisted me yet. Fingers crossed. U ppl shuld stop spreading dis rumor dat dey are using jamb score no one knows wat dey are using to shortlist. If not I wuld av been shortlisted b4 dis guy

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Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 7:22pm On Nov 10, 2015
Babice:
ok,sounds suspicious 2 me,sory 2 say so,anyway,wats done in d fellowship?


Miss as the name implies. We serve God
Education / Re: Breaking News:'uniben Students' by DUOz(m): 6:49pm On Nov 10, 2015
Babice:
eewo,no be church own? its nt connected to any church abi?


Its just a normal fellowship
Education / Re: Apply For Total E&P Undergraduate Scholarship 2015 For Nigerian Students by DUOz(m): 5:59pm On Nov 10, 2015
Please I got admission in 2014/2015 session. Do I apply as 100L or 200L cuz we are about starting 200L. And what do I do about this result gpa stuff. My 2nd semester result isn't out yet

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