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Romance / Ego Got Bruised. by dwag: 1:59pm On Sep 06, 2015
A driver took a bold step by wooing a very young beautiful female banker .the driver ask to take her out for a lunch which she didn't decline and they went to an expensive restaurant where the girl use to be a usual customer .
After the meal , the waiter brought the bill of the girl and its was like 7k . The driver told the girl all he had is 3k and she was like "that's nice @least he acted like a man by wanting to pay".
There and then she brought out her bag and payed for both and told him that's are regular spot for lunch and equally brought out her check book and signed 100,000naira for the guy and told him she is not his class .

Source................copy and paste.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs For 3rd Class And Pass Graduates by dwag: 9:58pm On Aug 27, 2015
My pin. 32F9FA63. Oil and gas or engineering service firm third class.
Romance / Re: teenage Gist by dwag: 8:20am On Aug 19, 2015
tpiander:


you abused him, she also abused him, what's the gist?
hmm!!! I Can see u aint smilling.
Romance / Re: teenage Gist by dwag: 8:12am On Aug 19, 2015
Bacteriocin:
Dose girls wey dere mama dey sell food don wise now: dem know say na how to dey chop two things dey always dey una mind: free food and..........
I dey tell you.
Romance / Re: teenage Gist by dwag: 1:12am On Aug 19, 2015
ronald4lif:
I like her response. What's he doing with her name. Make hin chop e food jeje and leave.
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Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki!!!

The thing tire me sef. ......... Me just dey laugh like crazy when I hear her response.
Romance / Re: teenage Gist by dwag: 1:09am On Aug 19, 2015
Feel free to drop your experience . Just for fun no hate intended.
Romance / Re: teenage Gist by dwag: 1:06am On Aug 19, 2015
Jarizod:
hmmmmmn
boss na as he dey go be dat o!!!
Romance / Re: teenage Gist by dwag: 12:54am On Aug 19, 2015
Like seriously, dem wahala plenty. I remember a day when I excused one !!!




...........................omo if you see the long hissssssssssssssssssssssss eh!!! Nai I ask my sef say who send you.
Romance / teenage Gist by dwag: 12:40am On Aug 19, 2015
Was filled with hunger so I had to branch the nearest ...........u know na! To get my self.

Wasn't holding enough today so I had to stop at first round as in no extra.

Still in the process when a man came in and joined the party. After that plenty food, the punk still demanded for extra.

The extra he demanded for was were the whole poo started.

A teenage girl was the sales girl. Instead of the punk to take his food and go jeje!!! , he started thinking with is third Leg.

The bozo didn't even allow me to finish drinking my water before the inevitable happened .

He asked an unneccessary question.


Guy........................WHAT IS YOUR NAME? .......

Most weird reply was what came out from the teenage girl's brain.............

Girl..........watin u wan use my name do? Abi u wan use am go buy food!!!



Omo I get touch as I hear that speech.......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Use This Job Hunting Opportunity Wisely.... Learn A Skill Today!! by dwag: 2:35pm On Aug 15, 2015
Ocean24real@yahoo.co.nz
Sports / Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by dwag: 6:29am On Jun 11, 2015
Some people are been pushed to the wall!!!! Lolz
Sports / Re: Super Falcons of Nigeria Thread: 2015 Women's World Cup by dwag: 11:04pm On Jun 08, 2015
I still don't understand why dis okon guy didn't make any substitute!!! Omo he pain me gAnn
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Korea DPR (4 - 0) U-20 World Cup On June 4th 2015 by dwag: 5:40am On Jun 04, 2015
Icon4s:


Hahaha no let Safari girl catch u o.
I fink now thAt safarigirl eye don clear!!! National interest first!!! Put luv aside!!! U can't always compare!!! She just badmouth our man against starting
Sports / Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by dwag: 7:36am On May 26, 2015
bigblangston:
We played mexico first and then played SWEDEN in d finals of d U.17 fifa world cup, how come many people think we played Mexico in d finals. I ve seen many people write that we played mexico in d finals on this thread
chai ! U can 4get easily o! Have u forgotten when that mexican punk was crying.........weda na ocho abi na watin sef !!!!! Dude Wake up !!!naija played the finals with mexico in the 2013fifa un17 world cup and not tahiti!!! U don hear? ** use hand hold is ears**

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Sports / Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by dwag: 8:16pm On May 24, 2015
linked:
Not exactly... The flying eagles usually struggle more with very defensive teams.... E. g Ivory coast @ both u17 and u20 AYC
exactly what I thought not until they mess the iranian side up @the fifa u17 wc which where the best defensive side.
Sports / Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by dwag: 7:58pm On May 19, 2015
LeeCodeman:


Bros, na wa o. Whose words are bolded. Small small na



And yes, there are plenty teams in this World Cup that the Flying Eagles can score 5 goals against, even Brazil.

I will repeat again: stop underestimating the attacking prowress of this Flying Eagles' team.
@codedman that match na straight win he go be for naija based brazil newzealand build up. I go argue till 2mao iswear!!!!

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Sports / Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by dwag: 6:37pm On May 19, 2015
AIG07:
I'm A first timer on Nairaland. Have been going tru various comments made by wonderful Nigerians on various threads. Folks here are too much. Though some of these comments can make person fall from a sofa, some life impacting, touching etc. Someone caught my attention here-MISS SAFARI- have never seen such a lady who really has d knowledge about this sport-i like your views, analysis. I doff my hat for u.Hbd miss.
oya maka baptise u ** bend ya head** pour hot water for him head.............just comment and go miss safari no get anybody time........... Buh u sef u funny o! Na bcoz of woman u run enter trend........u get luck say u20 win 2day match and we all dey in good mood...... Anyway peace. No fight intended.
Politics / Re: Remove Fuel Subsidy, Face Our Wrath - NLC, TUC Warn Buhari by dwag: 8:01am On Apr 30, 2015
Curvinus:
So TUC and NLC are happy to see Nigeria spending over N200 billion on fuel subsidy alone which goes into the pockets of a select few, while just about N700 billion is set aside for capital projects for the entire country?

Can these folks really beat their chests in all honesty and say they are fighting for the Nigerian people?
rightly said man...................its so obvious that its we ourself that's the problem..........very wrong motive unless am d one getting the TUC/NLC guys wrong
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Politics / Re: Remove Fuel Subsidy, Face Our Wrath - NLC, TUC Warn Buhari by dwag: 7:36am On Apr 30, 2015
Now I know nlc and tuc are corrupt!! They don't ve a better plan for haija

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Pets / Re: 7 Dogs Attack A Commercial Driver In Lagos (Photo) by dwag: 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2015
illiad1:


Ok! Thanks

Even when they're running towards you with huge jaws?

Just asking because they can be really dreadful. I went to a house one day and two dogs that look exactly like hyenas were inside their cage and kept backing and banging and struggling to get out of the cage. And I was simply wondering what they would have done to me should they had got out of the cage.

So in that situation let's assume they got out and came towards me in that same dreadful manner they had been barking, should I have just stood? What do you think they'd have done to me?
bodeness is always the key and don't entertain any atom of fear or let the dog sence fear in you!!! I leave with one giant in my haux............commanding tone is also another key!!!..........most times, when it starts its poo, I just tell him to get out of here !!! Or common get inside with bodeness and that's all. But I use to ve one foolish dog like dat, once you carry stick for it then you are in for it!

Lastbullet


......some Dogs are just crazy sha!!
Properties / Re: The Making Of The Port Harcourt "Duplex + 4 Flats" by dwag: 6:59pm On Apr 26, 2015
spyder880:


The depth here is 1 meter. Depth is determined by the foundation type and bearing capacity of the soil in the location.
that's deep man! 3ft 4in...........
Health / Re: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by dwag: 2:41pm On Apr 25, 2015
w3567:
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see watin dis one still dey post!
Nairaland / General / Re: When Last Did U See A Train? by dwag: 8:48am On Apr 23, 2015
Immortalz:
Few minutes ago at the terminal, dem noise can be lyk sound of the arc Angel's trumpet sha.
I dey tell u!!!........

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