TheAziz:
i go bone am na nd smile

smile? why

IamLEGEND1:
what is this nónsense?

type am for google

iceberylin:
I'll beat you .

smh

Pheals:
Beg for more

lol

catlova:
Did ur mum slap you?

Do u have a mum that can slap you in public?

How old are you?

i just dey ask oh

Alexdroh:

END TIME CHILD

lmao

what are you gonna do if your mom slaps you in public


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IamLEGEND1:
Eyan mayweather

how is it related to this topic

lalasticlala push this post go front page

1. YOU JUST HAVE THAT FEELING
I always say that you should trust your gut
instinct as it always knows best. When someone
is only dating you for your money, you can just
feel it.

2. SHE’S CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR MONEY STATUS
When you go on a date, she asks you about your
money status. #Boy, she is fishing in your
finances. If you have a lot of money, she is going
to show a lot of interest in you. Why is this? It’s
because she likes money!

3. TEMPER TANTRUM
When you decline from giving her money or
buying her something that she wants, she gives
you a temper tantrum. Wow, shouldn’t she leave
those tantrums for the kids in the back seat on
the way home from the toy store?

4. YOU HAVE TO PAY BEFORE YOU CAN PLAY
No, I’m not saying she is a prostitute, but I guess
in a way, she is if you have to pay before you can
play. Before you are able to have s*x with her,
you have to buy her something that is expensive.
I know, this is sad, but there are #people out
there like this.

5. SHE ASKS YOU FOR MONEY
Okay, she just comes out and asks you for
money. I think it is okay to ask for money if she
is in dire need for rent or something, but if she is
constantly doing it, then you need to find out
how to draw the line.

6. SHE THINKS OF DATE NIGHT AS SHOPPING
When you ask her where she would like to go,
she tells you that she wants to be shopping. Now,
I am all for shopping and taking the #guy around
too, but if you are the one that is paying, then she
is definitely using you for your money.

7. SHE HAS EXPENSIVE TASTE
Even though she does not make very much
money, it seems she has a lot of expensive stuff
sitting around her house. Is this signs that she
has used a guy before? However you stack it, if
that girl has expensive taste, then you better
watch that wallet and watch for those puppy eyes

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When the person interviewing you at your new
job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You
go apologise tire.
When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and
turn around and see his or her mum staring at
you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head
and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You
must provide d proof ohh, or else…:
When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before
WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry.
When you update “salary things” on facebook and
your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go
travel go villa by force.
When you’re in a bus and you throw away #500
note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red
be dat! cry
When ur dad works at PHCN and they take light
and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s
there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur
school fees.
When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey
ping – Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat
When you finish eating in an eatery and u find
out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur
grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy,
just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note instead of #50 –
Generosity go change mind
When soldier release you after serious beating,
you come rush enter bike insult their Mama,
Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be
that “in Flektaman’s voice”.
drop your own definition of wahala

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20 stupid questions people ask...
1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na
twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the
neighborhood shouts'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me,
O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am
'you no well'?
Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...
4. Someone sees you dancing and asks u 'so you
sabi dance?'
No oh, I dey practice madness ni! *Lmfao*.
5.You just wake up from sleep person come ask
you "you don wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I chop for dream..
6. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her
"madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for
Olx...
7. I travelled for over six days….as I just return
back to town one boy ask me "are u back"
" No ohhhh, I’m front”... lol
8. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She
ask, my pickin you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
9. You call ur ex, nd she asked "did u jus call my
phone?
No ohhh "na ur battery I call... Lol...
10. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell
am
say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
I go uproot cassava... *Lmfao*
11. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to
drive out and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new gateman...
12. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me
"Guy na film u dey watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia...
13. My guy see me, and he foolishly ask me "guy
na you be that?"
no ohh... Na my Grand father when him been
young. *Lmfao*
14. A game freak was passionately tapping his
PSP nd his girlfriend asked him, "U dey play
game?"
Him reply wit anger... No ohhh, I dey practice
how 2 press Leg.
15. I mistakely cut my thumb wit razor n my frnd
asks... Y u come cut ursef na? I reply am say
"my
blood too much, I wan reduce am small..." IDIOT!
16. I dey quarrel with my brother one day, him
come ask me, "Na me u dey talk to"
I say nooo, I dey talk to the spirit of our great
grand parents.
17. I plug my fone charger for socket one IDIOT
asked me u wan charge ur phone?
I tell am no ohhh, I wan charge my mind! ode...
18. I was watching football nd a friend came and
said "guy u dey watch ball"
No ohhh, I won pay their salary...
19. U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask
me,
O boy, na indomie u dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with
thread....
20. U see say gen dey on nd u still dey ask "una
on Gen"?
No ohhhh , na Gen on us.

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bros na now u dey here this news
news scarcity ko fuel subsidy ni

bros na now u dey here this new
news scarcity ko fuel subsidy ni

lanrywatt:
I will kill her little buy little..firstly I will cut off her hands, toes, knee, till I reach her head gboaaaaaaa!!!! blow her divorced brain out of her head ;DI will kill her little buy little..firstly I will cut off her hands, toes, knee, till I reach her head gboaaaaaaa!!!! blow her divorced brain out of her head

SMH end time things

lalasticlala

freshcvvs:
I will take her to the beach when i know she can't swim to save her life and leave her stranded there as late as 7pm.

lol bros u wicked oh

jonaifame22:
I'll forgive her cos marriage is for better for worse.

lol for better for worst she go just shoot you

jonaifame22:
I'll forgive her cos marriage is for better for worse.

lol for better for worst she go just shoot

barbiee:
She can just say the adrenaline kicked in cos she was scared out of her mind

na white man u go tell that one

am kesman an upcoming artist, number one fan
of Olamide the badoo.
I recently just went through Olamide the Badoo
5th album list and I find out that he did not
feature any artist, well is good because Olamide
is a beast and he has shown everyone how viable
he is and good.
But the QUESTION is why no other artist featured
in this 5th album? Is good but you still need a
different flow believe me.
Because it will be hard listening to 17new
olamide songs with no other artist.
This is the fact….some fans will talk and say his
the best but for some it is not ingenuity,it will
just make someone get tired of it has early has
possible……
just talking from my own point of view Kesman.
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hi guys,
Read this Post below and drop your comment.
Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money
and valuables. After they collect what they can,
they give the man of the house a gun with
instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot
himself.
The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and
hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone
through in life with his wife and how she has
suffered and sacrificed for him. He hands back
the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…
“The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun
from him and passes it on to the wife with the
same instruction. The wife gets the gun and
without any single hesitation points to her
husband’s head and pulls the trigger. But alas,
the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their
gun and walk out of the house laughing.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION
1. If you were the man in that house how would
you react towards your wife?
2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you
give to your husband!
3. If you were invited to bring peace between this
couples, what advice would you give?
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what are your Predictions for Nigeria Vs
Swaziland??
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i thinks its gonna be NIGR 3-1 SWA
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hotlinebling:
@Op what are the causes of diabetes apart from taken too much of sugar and is it true that diabetes is hereditary?

nahhh its not hereditary

1. Do people with diabetes have to follow a
special diet or eat special diabetic foods?
People with diabetes do not have to follow a
‘special’ diet. People with diabetes need to make
the same healthy eating choices as everyone
else.
We all need to eat healthy unprocessed foods,
such as fresh fruit and vegetables; whole grains;
lean meats and poultry; low fat milk and dairy
products; seeds, nuts, legumes and plant oils.
Everyone needs to avoid or limit eating processed
foods such as fatty red meats, processed meats,
all foods made from white flour and foods with a
high sugar content.
2. As a diabetic, isn’t my food is going to be
more expensive?
It is not necessary to buy expensive foods
marketed to diabetics. Healthy eating can be
economical, and is often cheaper than buying
unhealthy treats. Buying seasonal fresh fruit and
vegetables is cheaper than buying processed fruit
juices and soft drinks.
If you replace sweets, chocolates, crisps,
puddings and cakes with fruits and salads as
your snacks and desserts, you’ll find you will
save money. Legumes, such as lentils and beans,
are cheaper alternative to red meat and high fat
hard cheeses.
3. Is it true that people with diabetes cannot
eat carbohydrates?
No, this is not true. There are healthy types of
carbohydrates that you do want to include in
your eating plan.
The type and the amount of carbohydrate foods
you eat at a meal will affect your blood glucose
levels afterwards.
Therefore, for optimal blood glucose control it is
important to control the quantity, and be aware of
the type of carbohydrates you are going to eat.
4. Should people with diabetes limit their fruit
intake?
Yes, too much fruit can contribute to an increase
in blood glucose levels. However, portion control
is important. It is recommended that you consult
your dietitian to calculate the amount of fruit that
you should include in your daily diet.
5. Should people with diabetes be on a high-
fat diet?
There are currently several high-fat diets that are
being promoted as ‘latest’ weight-loss regimes.
It’s important to consider the research, and there
is no scientific evidence to date that proves that a
high-fat diet can contribute to either weight loss
or improved blood glucose control.
In fact, research has shown people find it very
hard to adhere to diets that promote extreme
macro-nutrient manipulation, such as low-carb/
high-fat.
The key to an effective weight loss regimen is to
follow an eating plan you can stick to over the
long-term.
6. Is it true that there are no proven health
dangers of consuming too much saturated fat?
It is well-established that a high intake of
saturated fats can contribute to increased LDL
cholesterol levels in some individuals.
The reason it has not been proven that increased
LDL cholesterol levels contribute directly to
cardiac events is because there are numerous
compounding factors trigger a heart attack.
On the other hand, atherosclerosis is an
inflammatory condition and a high intake of
saturated fats in a nutrient poor diet can
aggravate inflammation.
It has been proven that a high saturated fat intake
in a nutrient poor diet can also contribute to
decreased sensitivity of the body cells to the
action of insulin.
7. If one of my parents has diabetes, am I
going to develop diabetes no matter what I
do?
If you have a genetic predisposition to diabetes,
you have all the reason you need to embrace a
healthy lifestyle. While genetics may contribute
30 to 40% to the development of any condition,
including diabetes, environmental and lifestyle
factors may have a 60 to 70% impact.
If you maintain a healthy body weight, stick to a
healthy eating plan, manage your stress and get
regular physical exercise, you have a very good
chance of not developing diabetes.
8. Should I avoid exercise if I have diabetes?
On the contrary, diabetes is a compelling reason
to exercise regularly.
The reason for this is that physical activity plays a
very important role in lowering blood glucose
levels.
Exercise also predisposes your body cells to
being more sensitive to insulin, and of course, it
helps to achieve and maintain a healthy body
weight.
If you use insulin it is important to check your
blood glucose levels before and after physical
activity.
If you get results below 6 mmol/l it is
recommended that you lower your insulin
dose or eat a healthy snack to prevent a
hypoglycaemic attack during or after exercise.
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yesterday, the supersonic rapper told Nigerians
that he would only be dropping the rap cover for
Adele’s smash hit “Hello” if he got 1000 retweets.
As expected, he got it and he is now set to drop
the next biggest hit in Nigeria any moment from
now.
Vic O is already trending on Twitter as Nigerians
can’t wait for the song to drop. * Can’t wait to
Listen to this Jam*

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abumeinben:
Patiently waiting for the time they'll by default dash me 1GB for recharging N100

bros na ur papa get glo

why is it that pple stay awake in night clubs but sleep in church during night vigil ?
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