Macsjebs:

Probably an internal something, but would most likely heal overtime if you don't further 'disturb/irritate/give more work' to your stomach

But to be safe, u could go for checks

And pls don't forget to check my signature

tnx boss

Macsjebs:
What's has been ur recent diet or do u take alcohol?
Don't panic much yet, u will be fine!

yes sir,,a lot of alcohol sir

For some days now, I have noticed my stool to be with watery blood. Please nairalanders help me with advise..

That walking stick is no walking stick alone,,it's usually use as seat mostly in the bush..

As anyone noticed APC has started campaign already? saw something on TVC this morning..Almost one hour they were tactically campaigning for Yeye Bello..

Lori iro..iro nparo fun ro

let me grab my popcorn..

My prayers av always bn wt u sir,,first i prayed for u to get to d highest peak of ur military career and that has happened,,now is to record a good landmark achievements..It would surely happen..A good man is easy to know,,sir,,u are a good man sir.. Nigeria will be great again under ur reign sir.. Though d military didn't favour some of us,,but u shall succeed sir..

Na now ur day break? opening northern borders n closing southern ones..this is d end result..

Good wrte up..

Another one

rip great man

Detective fash is not normal again o

Christians too should do something,,haba ds is getting too much na..

How much?

They are just trying to promote him just d way yeye bello hyping himself..

Our oyel oo

Oga o

Make una continue o,, una hear?

Bastard hypocrites.

Tissue paper sin-ators

kufre2010:
The NNPC is now the Northern Nigeria Petroleum Company. The all-Muslim top 20 executives in NNPC makes Nigeria look like an annex of Arab Emirates.

1. Mele Kyari (GMD)
2. Umar Ajiya (Chief Finance Officer/Finance and Accounts)
3. Yusuf Usman (Chief Operating Officer)
4. Farouk Garba Sa’id (Chief Operating Officer, Corporate Services)
5. Mustapha Yakubu (Chief Operating Officer, Refining and Petrochemicals)
6. Hadiza Coomassie (Corporate Secretary/Legal Adviser to the Corporation)
7. Omar Ibrahim (Group General Manager, International Energy Relations)
8. Kallamu Abdullahi (GGM Renewable Energy)
9. Ibrahim Birma (GGM Governance Risk and Compliance)
10. Bala Wunti (GGM NAPIMS)
11. Inuwa Waya (MD NNPC Shipping)
12. Musa Lawan (MD Pipelines And Product Marketing)
13. Mansur Sambo (MD Nigeria Petroleum Development Company)
14. Lawal Sade (MD Duke Oil/NNPC Trading Company)
15. Malami Shehu (MD Port Harcourt Refining Company)
16. Muhammed Abah (MD Warri Refining and Petrochemical Company)
17. Abdulkadir Ahmed (MD Nigeria Gas Marketing Company)
18. Salihu Jamari (MD Nigeria Gas and Power Investment Company Limited)
19. Mohammed Zango (MD NNPC Medical Services)
20. Sarki Auwalu (Director, Department of Petroleum Resources)*
Anambra 1st sonThought balloon

*Only three top positions were allotted to the entire Southern Nigeria.*

*What happened to federal character? What’s the job of the Federal Character Commission? Do we have a National Assembly?
What the hell is wrong with the members of National Assembly?


Where’s the Senate oversight committee on NNPC? Where are the activists?*

The North produces nothing and contributes zero revenue to the central purse in Abuja.

Yet, the North gulps 99 per cent of the revenue*

Nepotism results in bias, unfair treatment, and exclusion of others. Nepotism.

LAMIDO's Confession

*Fulanis with no sea shore are controlling Yoruba seaports and NPA, Fulanis with no single barrel of crude oil are controlling the NNPC.

Are u for real?

Yes na

Tell him sir

venger:

Yen yen yen cry me a river, so you mean to tell me that your generation are all bastard, no wonder from your name I can say that your mother left the shores of Nigeria to Italy to ply her trade which you people are known for(prostitution) and you were conceive through that trade, you think with your anus, Bleep of my mention you son of a thousand father

Small boy everywhere.. So because u bastard saw edo3,, u idiotic father thought am from edo..

venger:

Nairaland is free, even a toddler want to comment when elders are doing so.

So says a bastard toddler that just register nairaland yesterday.. Shoe get size..

venger:

Who has more to loose, keyboard warrior, I hope when the fight start we go see you

me keyboard warrior? Hmmmm,, won't say anything.. Pls start ur violence.. U go know say "igbe run ju oku lo"

ednut1:
When hausa starts their own. Make we no cry o

wetin una dey wait for na.. Start n let's see who go suffer am.

If to say ds man no senior me,, i for say him head no correct..

This Chinese ehn..

After im knack his daughter on top.. Na wa o