It happens every other day.

La click…

Their celebrity status dey their pocket. Life continues.

He will be replaced. These people reproduce like rats.

I do not understand Bianca’s relevance. I don’t want to anyway.

Likely a gas station.

Dangote is Nairaland’s new waist beads. Anything with his name makes front page.

This man should retire from politics, abeg. Forty-nine years so far in my recollection. He surely still harbours a third term in mind.

Bimpe, I will lick you like ice cream.

Bimpe, I will lick your “this thing.”

PEACE2023:

Lies Oh. They were showing me a ball of fufu 2 pounds and they said that I am enjoying in Nigeria.
Some that love life so much told me that to enjoy such a life there no be beans Oh.
Now they can not come back because their position has been filled up.

Eating Nigerian food is quite expensive. They should adjust to the meals available there. Nigerian meals give diabetes. The oyibo options should be better health-wise. Maybe they don't want you to come over and compete with them. The same happens on Nairaland. Ask how much they make and how much they send home. Ask the ones you remember for being honest.

Is this what we’ve come to? This is why I can never see children here as human. Ordinary apple na luxury? Hungry apes.

PEACE2023:

Remember that he has many enemies already.
I have a man who does this but he is insisting that I must bring money for him to build my own that he can not use his money for it.

He’s a nobody with an inflated ego. Everybody knows how blogging works. The millions of Nigerians who jumped on the bandwagon years ago, how many are as successful as Linda Ikeji and the tens of millionaire bloggers today?

press9jatv:

I enjoyed the write-up. Keep it up.

I now understand why female artistes take sultry pictures. Yes, it attracts male fans, but broke boys have no contribution to their success. The pictures are to remind their sugar daddies that they are still sexy. Many a female I’ve knacked and forgotten catch my attention immediately with a twerk video or fun photographs at the beach.

Didn’t they test these things in Lagos? Was the project only for promotion? Almost six years now and nobody owns a driverless car this way. People in Abuja of all places don’t own them.

Japa. The money will be an investment. With the constant decline of our economy, a menial job outside our shores will translate to huge sums here.

Try to check up on your former colleagues. They might be in better positions today. Maybe you’ll be inspired to follow their example.

The problem that I am having now is ringing ears. It might be tinnitus.

It is tinnitus. You don enter the zone of no return. Visit an ear doctor to learn means of maintaining what you have remaining. I know without a doubt you are young, under twenty-six years of age. People older learn that some things can’t be returned when lost.

Your hustle involves listening to loud sounds. Fine another or deal with the consequences in the near future. I’m an average headphone user. I always use the volume at the lowest setting where I can enjoy the music yet hear my surroundings. Imbibe the habit before sorry becomes your case.

PEACE2023:

You want him to tell you his trick?

Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos wey tell us their trick tire, anybody thief their success?

Bimpe, I will impregnate you.

An almost ten minute video with zero mention of the physics involved. The guy doesn’t sound an IQ point average intelligence. This video is either a scam or an exaggeration of the generator’s power.

This moderator no notice when the other moderator push the news to front page? I no understand una for this forum.

Like a South Park episode. They wanted to get caught. How this situation works is, the officers do a small bust like this and celebrate the whole day, meanwhile truckloads of harder stuff pass by. The officers hit their quota of at least one discovery. They completely relax and don’t put effort into any other searches. That is how drugs pass through airports.

1. She’s not in Nigeria. There is nothing I can do.

2. People wey resemble her here plenty. If I start reporting all of them, una go tire.

Nowadays, people marry at 58. She go dey all right, last last. If she attempted the institution before, no mongrel here should say shit. Where I will gladly call a woman an olosho is in Genevieve’s case. It’s better to go in, taste and fail than never attempt in the first place.

Xclusivegrin007:

Scammers won’t kill me. You work on Sunday? You no even read the format, sef.

This donkey put a 240p video in a 1080p container. Mscheew. I couldn’t see anything.

Congratulations to Rema. He’s doing the country well.

Nobody is safe. Meanwhile, the government is focused solely on Dangote’s petroleum woes.

This Nairaland child needs to make himself useful. He is a nuisance.

Commission the facility first before creating reports. I know it will result in stories just like Dangote’s refinery.

This stupid child is still being mischievous out of boredom. He has resurrected years-old threads for reasons known to him. A full week now.