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Romance / Re: Know Your Birthday Twinny!!!!! by efjay: 12:09am On Jan 07, 2018
30th of October
Celebrities / Re: Skales: Olamide Paid For "Shake Body" Video When I Was Super Broke by efjay: 9:34am On Sep 25, 2017
nice one baddo. The real OG

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Romance / Re: This Man Just Discovered The Unthinkable Before His Wedding by efjay: 11:35am On Sep 23, 2017
This is so sad. Honestly, the best is to stop the wedding and any other preparation. Thank God he knew this before the wedding.

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Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 42nd Birthday Today by efjay: 8:33am On Sep 18, 2017
HBD 2baba the living legend
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Celebrates 2face's 42nd Birthday by efjay: 8:25am On Sep 18, 2017
HBD 2baba the living legend
Romance / Re: I Am Leaving Behind My Love, For Greener Pastures Abroad. by efjay: 7:16pm On Sep 05, 2017
Never leave certainty for uncertainty. I hope u understand this
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 10:51pm On Aug 28, 2017
makydebbie:
Someone just guess my age. Don't worry if you're the first to guess right, I won't tell you. I'll send the pm instead. cheesy grin
You've one chance or two. tongue
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Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 10:47pm On Aug 28, 2017
TGoddess:
Nah,the name is really common and its unisex.Try harder.
Then it should be Tobi
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 10:41pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
Not tonight again.. Maybe tomorrow
Ok, sleep tight.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 10:38pm On Aug 28, 2017
TGoddess:
You're close.Keep trying.
lol ........ Toyin
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 10:11pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
Wow..... Who gave you expo grin grin grin Bravo
lol........waiting for more
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 9:54pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:

1)NO..i wrote the (word) paragraph in capital letters, so you guys can know what am talking about.
The unusual is the words i wrote.....there is something odd about it....
Once it's 10'0 clock I'll give the answer....

Weldone for number 2 you're right cheesy
ooooooh there was no letter E in the whole paragraph
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 9:46pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:

1)NO..i wrote the (word) paragraph in capital letters, so you guys can know what am talking about.
The unusual is the words i wrote.....there is something odd about it....
Once it's 10'0 clock I'll give the answer....

Weldone for number 2 you're right cheesy
This
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 8:48pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
Alright... It's gonna be a bomb cheesy
No probs, I wanna think and learn too.....waiting.......
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 8:31pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:

Lol....
Alright... efjay I already sent you a msg...
SunshineG...lemme process your papers grin grin
Weldone guys
Yeah I saw the notification, gonna reply u as soon as I check my mail. More questions so we can test our brains and learn more.
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 5:25pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
It's a 9 letter word --123456789 If it fails you die If you can 234,you have 1234 56 is 1type of disease 89 indicates exact location and time...

HEARTBEAT
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 12:18pm On Aug 28, 2017
sunshineG:
na airtel o my bro But I am also struggling with bad network I was just lucky that time
oooooh, no wonder
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 12:13pm On Aug 28, 2017
sunshineG:
no 2 is mirror
' is simple stuvs " cheesy
Bro why now? u for let me answer first now.....e be like say na airtel u dey use because i didn't see your answer while I was answering
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 12:11pm On Aug 28, 2017
sunshineG:
no 2 is mirror
' is simple stuvs " cheesy
Bro why now? u for let me answer first now.....lol.e be like say na airtel u dey use
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 12:05pm On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:

Ehn
1) you got tho.. It will give you same word if you take the first later and spell from the back.

2)NO...its not right...
I'll follow you for giving one, get the other and I'll send you a PM smiley
OK I got it now it's mirror
Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 11:52am On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
1)What is unusual about the following words :

Revive, banana, grammar, voodoo, assess, potato, dresser, uneven....

2)If you laugh at me
I'll laugh at you
If you grin at me
I'll grin at you too
Dance with me
I'll dance with you also
BUT IF YOU SHOUT
Sorry, I can't.. Who am I?

Now let me answer this
1)The first alphabet of each word is unusual because if u remove the first alphabet from each word and spell it front and back u'll get the same thing. I.e evive, anana, rammar, oodoo , etc.
2)Me

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Romance / Re: Ladies Ask Any Question, First Guy To Nail It Earns An Exclusive PM From You by efjay: 10:57am On Aug 28, 2017
Divay22:
Which well known artist doesn't smoke and drink?(Nigeria artist tho) tongue
patoranking.. . ooooh just saw u already gave the answer on page 4. I was late
Religion / Re: 7 Contemporary Nigerian Gospel Artistes In Their 20s by efjay: 12:31pm On Aug 20, 2017
dominique:


Yup! He doesn't look like a gospel artist
u don't judge a book by its cover

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Religion / Re: 7 Contemporary Nigerian Gospel Artistes In Their 20s by efjay: 11:06am On Aug 20, 2017
dominique:
Never heard of any of them before. I totally see the guy in the second-to-last pic going into secular music in future.
lol.... you concluded because of his hairstyle right?
Music/Radio / Re: "Don Jazzy Do Marry" - Vic O Drops Donjazzy Diss Track by efjay: 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2017
meeeeehn!!! what kind of lyrics is this ? wack is an understatement. Is he normal?

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Education / Re: What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment Back In Secondary School??? by efjay: 1:09pm On Jun 19, 2017
Miraculousamuel:
Good Morning Fellow Nairalanders, I hope you had a great Weekend?. Meanwhile, I felt we shouldn't be up this Morning with Monday blues all over, so I decided we had some fun by sharing our experiences with each other.
I would like to ask, what was you most embarrassing Moment in your Secondary School life

Mine happened Years ago, There's a day we usually call Judgement Day in our School, where the Proprietor would be present during the assembly and assess each students Class by Class based on the number of Red pen they have on their Mid Term Report Sheets , When a Red pen is used in writing a grade, it could amount to 5 or 6 strokes of the Cane, then think of when you have like four to five....
And there was this Newly employed, Ugly Man in our School,called Mr. Oshodi, his job is beat Students, nothing more. So on this So called Judgement day, I happened to have 2 grades written in RED! Damn it! So the day before,I had thought of what to do because I knew for sure that I'll be beaten, and I hate being beaten, I really hate Cane... Especially Horse whips.. So I decided to wear a short, thick Jean, before wearing my School Uniform.
On the D-day, my class was was the next to be dealt with, although we had few who did well, so when it was my turn, I was called upon,I sheepishly mounted the podium, and the saw that I had 2 grades written in Red, so I would be receiving 12 latches. I had already worn the Jean I planned to wear. So I lied down, waiting to be beaten, on receiving the first stroke of the Cane, It really didn't enter, but I felt something hit me, the second one came, same thing happened, but the Jean was so thick that it did make a sound whenever it was hit, so it made Mr. Oshodi become suspicious that something was fishy, so he felt my trouser, and knew it that it was different from wearing a boxer or pants, Omo come see as I dey shake, He told the Proprietor and he said I should go into one of the empty classes to remove what I wore to dust the strokes of the Cane. Shamefully, I removed it, Lo and behold, it was shown to everyone on the Assembly what I wore, it was as thick as Dried Cow Skin... The whole Assembly exclaimed as I bowed my head in shame. Afterwards, I was given the beating of my life... I was seriously beaten that I could hardly walk. After I was dealt with, I pitifully walked back to the class where I removed the Jean And had to wait till everyone was dismissed form the Assembly. On getting back to my Class, some made fun out of it, some sympathized with me as I wept more bitterly, I was Seriously embarrassed on this so called Day...

At Success International College, Ondo.


Let's hear about your own experience. ..
my fellow success nigga, but I thought this happened to bolatito 2007 set. I'm also an alumnus of S.I.C.O
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Access Bank Calling For Aptitude Test (entry-level) (2014) by efjay: 11:28am On Feb 12, 2017
Mbachuzara:
Who needs the past questions should be quote my moniker
. please i need the past questions.Kindly send to efjay42rich@yahoo.com Thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Advice, He Was Invited For A Chat after a brave reply to the regret letter by efjay: 9:54pm On Nov 29, 2015
Bro u've shown that u value your CV very well and dat's good....
NYSC / Re: 2015 Batch B Anambra State by efjay: 10:28pm On Oct 22, 2015
Am femi...Anambra stream 1. 07061975365 is my num.kindly add me to d group

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