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Phones / Re: Best Apps And Explict Games For Android Users (ANDROID KILLER APPS) by ekenzify(m): 10:52am On Jun 11, 2013
ok bro.lemme try it on my tecno D3
opestein:
Install apk and put cache/sd file into android/....
Phones / Re: Best Apps And Explict Games For Android Users (ANDROID KILLER APPS) by ekenzify(m): 10:38am On Jun 11, 2013
required folder?....is it 4 d cache file or d installation apk file?
opestein:
Download the sh** and put it in required folder grin
Phones / Re: Best Apps And Explict Games For Android Users (ANDROID KILLER APPS) by ekenzify(m): 10:12am On Jun 11, 2013
please how did u install vice city n pes 2012 on ur android fone?...realy need help on this thanks
opestein: My games collection, but still downloading more.screenshots for god of war on android coming soon grin
Phones / Re: Sharing Application On Android With Other Android Device by ekenzify(m): 1:29pm On Jun 09, 2013
Nice one bro...testing things
Science/Technology / Re: Teenager Invents 20-second Mobile Phone Charger. by ekenzify(m): 3:33pm On May 20, 2013
nice invention......while some naija gurls at her age dont even know how to power up a computer or even open MS-WORD to type sef........

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TV/Movies / Re: Jack Bauer Is Back: TV Thriller '24' To Return In 2014 by ekenzify(m): 4:14pm On May 15, 2013
AT LAST
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by ekenzify(m): 12:09pm On May 15, 2013
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Jokes Etc / Re: The Royal Powder + bonus! by ekenzify(m): 1:25pm On May 03, 2013
grin cool
Jokes Etc / The Chicken!!!! by ekenzify(m): 11:46am On May 03, 2013
[b]Question: Why did d chicken cross the road? OBAMA:
It's all about CHANGE! The Chicken, like us, believed that it CAN!

GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for or against us.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance υя checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of chicken

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.

PATIENCE JONATHAN:
You see, I don't knew why the chicken will
behaviourance like that. The only things I can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house! No fuel in her car! No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the otherside?

HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON: The question strikes to mind a perpendicularity of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the henfolk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.

NSCDC LAGOS CHAIRMAN: The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by my oga at d top. I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and my oga now tells you another reason later..coughs... Dats All![/b]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Basel: Europa League (3 - 1) On 2nd May, 2013 by ekenzify(m): 3:45pm On May 02, 2013
CHE 2-0 BSL wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Phillips Consulting is recruiting for Customer Service Agents by ekenzify(m): 1:02pm On May 02, 2013
thanks man..thumbs up

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Celebrities / Re: Shellie Bo-Talley Is 55 But Looks 29 (Pictures) by ekenzify(m): 10:30am On May 02, 2013
mehn see shape....anywayz i saw on facebook that she is 39 nt 55, cool
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Post Your Own Topic On Nairaland by ekenzify(m): 4:33pm On Apr 30, 2013
gud

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Create A New Topic by ekenzify(m): 4:27pm On Apr 30, 2013
yeah try well well
Romance / Re: 7 Women You Should Never Date by ekenzify(m): 1:46pm On Apr 29, 2013
nice one bro... wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Twitter User Name Here Let Follow Each Other, Twitter Me Nw by ekenzify(m): 1:36pm On Apr 25, 2013
@ekenzeefy follow me and i follow back,simple.............
Romance / Re: Gold Digging Men: The New Trend In Nigeria by ekenzify(m): 11:23am On Apr 23, 2013
dats jus a feminine point of view...next time u writing gender based posts, do it frm both point of view n not one-sided cus u r a female specie

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