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Politics / Re: What If We Bring Back The Whites To Nigeria? by Ekikor(m): 11:19pm On Mar 15, 2018
This Op must be high on a mixture of Tramadol and sprite.. .. Have you ever read your history books?.. .. Do you know how whites treat blacks even in this 21st century? .. Bros, leave us to be in our frying pan bikonu..

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Romance / Re: See The Snake That Nearly Bite Me Now by Ekikor(m): 11:13pm On Mar 15, 2018
Op no vex but shey your lodge dey inside bush lipsrsealed ??

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Politics / Re: I'm Trying Hard To Give Youths Jobs - Buhari by Ekikor(m): 11:08pm On Mar 15, 2018
This Buhari is a bastard sha..
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So you plan on turning all the youths into farmers..
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Some of us spent 5 years to get a degree ..
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What about trying to balance the import-export ratio by expanding the manufacturing industry ...
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Na who dey even advice this man sef ??
Politics / Re: Do You Know Actor Charles Okocha Is Planning To Run For Presidency In 2019 ? by Ekikor(m): 11:00pm On Mar 15, 2018
Buhari is to blame.. Now being the president of a country is a joking matter angry


Anyways haters, shove it up your ass grin
Career / Re: Man Refuses To Come Out Of Grave Because His Money Not Fully Paid - Photo by Ekikor(m): 10:56pm On Mar 15, 2018
I support the guy 100%.. Let the dead take care of himself.. grin

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Culture / Re: h by Ekikor(m): 8:27pm On Mar 15, 2018
undecided This animal looks harmless Op.. Na why you kill am ?
Sports / Re: BASKET Predict Season2 by Ekikor(m): 8:56am On Mar 13, 2018
dcolumbus001:
is as if bookies pay them to ban those winning
grin No be lie ..
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An adage in my side says 'Since hunters have learnt to shoot without aiming, birds have learnt to fly without perching' .. grin ..
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Let the mods ban on..
The winning continues grin
Sports / Re: BASKET Predict Season2 by Ekikor(m): 7:17am On Mar 13, 2018
Engr sheddo, I greet you sir.. Please drop your contact.. I almost ran mad when I searched for your thread and couldnt find it.. .. Nairaland mods no get single joy cheesy
Sports / Re: Basketball Winning Mathematical Trick For High Winning Percentage by Ekikor(m): 7:14am On Feb 26, 2018
More grease to your elbow Op.. God bless you ..
Sports / Re: Daily Basketball Tips by Ekikor(m): 9:05pm On Feb 25, 2018
Following..
Sports / Re: 1.70-3.0 Odds Daily by Ekikor(m): 9:02pm On Feb 25, 2018
You're doing a good job sir.. I appreciate your effort.. .. The only little issue is that the games dont come everyday.. But kudos to u.. More grease to your elbow wink You're doing a good job sir.. I appreciate your effort.. .. The only little issue is that the games dont come everyday.. But kudos to u.. More grease to your elbow

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Crime / Re: See What A Son Did To His Father For Not Giving Him Extra Money For School (pics by Ekikor(m): 7:46am On Feb 08, 2018
The guy has probably been pampered from birth..
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Very soon he'll start selling his dad's properties while the man is still using them :-D
Career / Re: Man Meets A Woman Driving Keke Napep In Anambra, Gets Surprised (Photos) by Ekikor(m): 6:40pm On Jan 05, 2018
LesbianBoy:


If God blesses you now, na woman you go go dey carry woman
Lwkm.. Chief can't I be a philantropist and also a flirt at the same time grin ??
Romance / Re: Finding it hard to stop masturbating? Read this piece..!! by Ekikor(m): 1:23pm On Jan 05, 2018
Fidelmalek:
very true.... I think 4 in every teenager has masturbated before and the remaining one person is likely to do so in future
And all these health blogs and therapists saying it's healthy dont make things better.
Cuz when someone masturbates, the last thing going thru his/her head wont be related to their health
Romance / Re: I’m Having Secret Affairs With My Son, And I Don’t ....... by Ekikor(m): 1:15pm On Jan 05, 2018
This is just refined bullsheet grin

The things bloggers do for traffic
Romance / Re: How Did You Breakup With Your Ex?? by Ekikor(m): 1:11pm On Jan 05, 2018
I took her to the same eatery were we had our first date and told her I was cheating on her..
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She started crying..

That girl can cry for Buhari cheesy ..
Romance / Re: Have You Pranked Called Before by Ekikor(m): 1:03pm On Jan 05, 2018
I dunno if mine would be categorized as a prank call..
But I once called my ex pretending to be someone else..
I deepened my voice and said "This owner of this phone has been involved in a car accident and his legs were severed in the process.. He's unconscious and needs relatives to come identify him" :-D ..

You need to see how she started crying on phone.. God forgive me :-D ..

When I confessed it was a prank, she didnt talk to me for 3 days, after which she came to my place and punched me in d gut :-D ..

I really miss that girl ;-(
Romance / Re: Brag About Yourself: What Are You Really Good At? by Ekikor(m): 12:55pm On Jan 05, 2018
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Career / Re: Man Meets A Woman Driving Keke Napep In Anambra, Gets Surprised (Photos) by Ekikor(m): 12:53pm On Jan 05, 2018
Dear Lord bless me so that I can be a blessing to others.. Amen

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Romance / Re: Finding it hard to stop masturbating? Read this piece..!! by Ekikor(m): 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2018
This masturbation of a thing is just as bad as alcohol and drugs embarassed
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I for one would say idleness is the greatest contributor to frequent masturbation..

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Crime / Re: Benue Killing: Fulani Blame Hostilities On Government Draconian Law by Ekikor(m): 6:56am On Jan 05, 2018
Did that bastard just defend his Fulani brother's killings angry ?


If this country splits, I will join biafra.. Walai

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Politics / Re: Pastor Called Out Daddy Freeze To Speak Up Against Fulani Herdsmen (photos) by Ekikor(m): 7:34pm On Jan 04, 2018
All these pastors replying freeze are only giving him the attention he craves so much

What ever happened to silence being the best answer given to a fool undecided

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Business / Re: 30 Shoemakers From Abia To Travel To China For Training Programme. Photos by Ekikor(m): 7:29pm On Jan 04, 2018
grin This governor sha..
As if your people dont produce enough fake products already, You're sending them to china to go enhance their skill grin ..


Aba would soon be the hub of fake products

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Health / Re: I Have An STD But I Need To Know Which So I Can Commence Treatment by Ekikor(m): 7:47pm On Nov 26, 2017
Diso60090:
bros you don first try this drugs
Yea I have.. I was once a victim.. So I'm speaking from experience
Health / Re: I Have An STD But I Need To Know Which So I Can Commence Treatment by Ekikor(m): 7:46pm On Nov 26, 2017
It's gonorrhea..
That's what unprotected sex gives you..
I know cuz I was once a victim..
Just get ciprofloxacin and take once every 8-10hrs..
You'll be fine after 3 days..
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Use a condom next time cuZ u might not be so fortunate

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Health / Re: I Have An STD But I Need To Know Which So I Can Commence Treatment by Ekikor(m): 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2017
Bro you have gonorrhea ...
It's not that much of a problem..
You probably got it from having unprotected sex with an infected female ..
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Just buy ciprofloxacin or ciprotab.. Both are antibiotics.. Take them once every 8-10hrs.. And you should be okay by 3-4days ...
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Next time use a condom or you won't be so lucky..
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#HappyHarmattan

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Romance / Re: Boyfriend Is Always Asking After My Mom by Ekikor(m): 8:56pm On Oct 09, 2017
thesicilian:
With that face I doubt it is possible for you to be prettier than anybody in your family.
Bros na wetin the lady do u wey make u end her career like this cheesy

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Travel / Re: Spot The Differences - Then And Now Photo Of Lagos by Ekikor(m): 8:42pm On Oct 09, 2017
During the military rule no hawking of gala grin
Car Talk / Re: This Toyota "Tj Cruiser" Could Be The Ugliest Toyota You've Ever Seen (photos) by Ekikor(m): 10:52pm On Oct 06, 2017
Definitely not the ugliest ..

The ugliest for me is that Toyota Sequoia or whatever its called.. The truck is fucking ugly grin

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