@ igbo boy,
I fink u need to learn comprehension. I quoted a Yoruba proverb to buttress my point or is that a crime? Where did u see me claim that other ethnic groups dnt have a similar proverb?
Why must you turn every thread to a tribal war?
This is a nice thread dont spoil it.
Back to topic:
As you can see (or read) others agree with me on Calabar. Serene, neat & peaceful town.
See ya some other time.
Ciao.

@ Op,
A yoruba proverb says: The child that has not been to another man's farm boasts that his father's farm is the biggest.
Pls, visit calabar and change the topic from "Owerri" to "Calabar"

bukola sowi, Booqie,
Why in the name of . . . . did you start this yeye thread on my birthay?

islamrules:

That will be a good thing.
Virus, spamming, hacking may be tackled tru this.

At least, internet will be safe again.

Really

otentic19:

DW cannot write php code in a logical order as it does write html, but it only helps in insersting some php object like <?php ?> ,$_POST .it is you dat will actually type the code dat will be within the php tags

Is this not the same guy/girl asking how DW works?
You seem to know more abt it all of a sudden

To think I was asking myself this same question 2day. Actually downloaded some codes which I will take a look at soon as day breaks. Pls we need more solutions on this

OmniPotens:

You are all right in here. But from the tone of the poster, you can tell that he wants something that can replace peeps like getresponse.com where you'll have to pay for the program. I actually understand he is considering getting a program that can offer such solution (standalone on his server) than having to pay third party solutions for it.

@afam4eva, I'm I correct?

Though I aint afam, u are very correct.
Afam, no be so?

teemy:

@poster, if you can program in php, create a responder table with 3 columns response-id, response, time. Already in your members table you should have a column for time of registration. Next in your cpanel, time a cron job to at every 12 noon activate a script say autoresponder.php. Let's now work on autoresponder.php. In a while loop, it brings out the data for all your members one at a time. We only need the time and probably the email of everyone there. Next, for every row in the responder table add the time to that (registration time) of the member and if the resulting time falls within the day the autoresponse.php script is running, send an email containing the response contents else move on and analyse the next response time till the end and so on for all the members. You can use unix time format to make things easy. Alternatively, have a next-response column on your members table so what your autoresponder.php script does is to say if next-response is 2, process response with response-id 2 for that member and increments the next-response by 1 making it 3 which is what is processed next day. Take this as an homework for you to rack your brains on. :d. N.B I have a bowl of eko in front of me so no time to code now.

Can u pls break this down when u are through with Eko?

tlops:

Na wa oh! na electrode the Op be? you'll explode.

^^ this got me into uncontrollable laughter. Electrode? Chei!

76Naira:

have a good sex . . .

The above advice should Work like magic.
No, e work pass magic self.

3 years is a damn long time to predict what will happen in politics.
But with the current situation of things if PDP should use GEJ as their presidential candidate, the unthinkable may happen
BUT

Donalds N:

Looking at it now, one will say it'll be impossible 4dem to win in 2015, but u never can tell. If GEJ can deliver on his promises by giving constant electricity, refine all d oil products dat we consume locally, provide functional railway system, cut down salaries and allowances of political office holders, as a whole make capital budget higher dan recurrent budget, create jobs, build roads, tackle d issue of ASUU strike once and for all, eradicate boko haram and almost all security threats, prosecute  corrupt officials,before dec 2014, he wil even be re-elected. As a whole u can't say 4now

I think the above quote summarises it.
Peace out.

diluminati:

e.g diezani who he is even yanshing.
. . . . . .

This girl, na from ur mouth dem go hear say  the kings mother na witch?
Dont allow madame patience to hear o . . . .

CuteTj:

As reported in The Saturday Punch Newspaper 14/01/12 that Allision Madueke is the brain behind subsidy removal on 01/01/12 without the knowledge of other cabinet members. It is also reported that Governors and 2 Female Ministers (Madueke and Okonjo-Iweala) are the ones advising the President not to backdown by yielding to the demands of NLC/TUC so as not to appear weak.

so presido doesnt want to appear weak to Nigerians but he wants to appear weak to the so called CABALS?
Naija don suffer.

Dr Igbo:

It is therefore sensible to allow the representative of the legislature, which represents the people. . . . . .

*clears throat*
Dr. Igbo, can u please remove the above from ur post because the legislature u are laying emphasis on here only represents their pockets.
Thanks Doctor.

Why dont you use nigerian hosting companies so you can pay in naira

Like somebody said, u need a domicilliary account to cash the google adsense cheque.

Like somebody said, u need a domicilliary account to cash the google adsense cheque.

alj harem:


You people should answer these questions and I will be a pro- FG:

Why was Obasanjo able to pay off our national debt worth billions of dollars while retaining fuel subsidy?
Why was Obasanjo able to build up our foreign reserves into billions of dollars while subsidy was still on?
Why did Obasanjo still launch some projects, like satellite, while subsidy was on?
Why was subsidy money in the billions while others were in government but went into trillions just few months into Jonathan`s government?
Why were the implicated subsidy beneficiaries(oil cabals) not punished by Jonathan?

Nice one there.
Let those in support of subsidy removal answer these questions then we may support them

"Believe this and you will believe anything"
-
James Hadley chase

alj harem:

are you minding this people defending the government

thinking they are smart, they have become dumb

Imagine somebody saying you must have okada or any internal combustion engine b4 you can feel the effect of subsidy removal & that itz jobless youths & kids that are complaining.
What wont I see on NL all in the name of supporting government?
Anyways, am outta here. Ciao.

alj harem:

[size=13pt]They shld stop deceiving themselves. If Nigerian govt. can't build new refineries without removing fuel subsidy, they shld damn it. That's one of the things that must (needed to) be in place b4 they start dreaming about removing subsidy. If FG don't have money to build the refineries, they shld use one (or two) month salary and allowances of FEC, Upper & Lower House to build them as their own part of the sacrifice to the Nigerian course.

Secondly, we want the FG to show us a blue print that must be implemented, on how those that have cases to answer in the oil sector and Nigerian Economy will be probed, to regulate corruption.[/size]

Abi?
Subsidy must go. Agreed.
But put these things in place first. SIMPLE!
Is this rocket science?
Must we wait for foreigners (so called investors) to build refineries for us?
Hahaa!

Also, the works minister said 3 new refineries are coming. Not so?
This reminds me of one James Hadley Chase novel:
"believe this and you can believe anything"
Enuf said. Ciao.

LeoMax:

You and your gf that u quoted, your reasoning eludes me. Her own beta sha. She be woman. Ma*a go pay.
pls tell bros leomax & his gf.
Thank you for giving me luscious libs. Thanks a lot, it what I need in these non-subsidized times. I am just wondering why its mostly kids and the jobless that protest and not the 6 valves truck owners and that drive PMS high powered combustible engines. Thanks again for the luscious libs.

you are welcome to your precious luscious libs. your veiled insult about kids and employed youths is noted. Let me upgrade your status to emeritus leomax.
So emeritux leomax, who will feel the effect more if not unemployed youths?  The politicians? Or Mr. President?
BTW, who told you users of high powered engines that use PMS are not complaining?
Once again the way u reason enh! I comment my reserve[quote][/quote]

Actually, I 've decided to keep quiet on this subsidy of a thing cos the issue has been thoroughly thrashed and chewed out by intellectuals but the kind of sh!t people spew here annoys me. Imagine a rational, normal & learned human being saying you must have "okada" b4 u feel the effect of removal of fuel subsidy.
In my own opinion subsidy must go but with this conditions:
1)Let our refineries perform optimally
2) The (public transport) buses Mr. President just bought should have been operational before removal of fuel subsidy. (Why put the cart b4 the horse. Removal of subsidy b4 launching the buses is wrong)
3) Let there be a cut in the allowances of our politicians at all levels. (they are public servants not public reapers)
There are some other things that needs to be looked into but this is just a summary for starters.

LeoMax:

U dey mind them. I realized people who shout and shout for this removal dont have even okada

Bros Leomax, I hail o.
To say am disapointed in you is an understatement.
So u must have Okada or any internal combustion engine  before you feel the effect of the removal of subsidy?
Chei!
You and your gf that u quoted, your reasoning eludes me. Her own beta sha. She be woman. Ma*a go pay.

muyoto:

Subsidy can go, but not now. That's all the poor, long suffering masses ask.

is it too much? Why can't they listen? I'm getting really depressed

pls tell bros leomax & his gf.

colly227:

Steal a penny from their fore fathers and you will have yahoo to blame at the end.

yea, that right.

Chei. I remember Police & thief. Good old days!

lefulefu:

In the first place why i go wan give a naija babe deep kissing wen her mouth go probably dey smell

*sighs*

*clears throat* ahem, beans on xmas day? *tiptoes out of thread* make I check if my yam still dey intact.
P'yam all the way

Use AUTO HIDE IP sofware. U can choose the IP addres of any country u want from a list. Let me kno if u are interested

Techwhiz:

Hello Friend,

Does the Operating System on the laptop still boot up? If it does, you can simply copy out your files with a flash disk or external harddisk, then reformat the system. If the Operating system is corrupt already and doesnt boot, then try a one-time boot utility to enable you access your harddrive to copy your files. The easiest for you try is the ubuntu Linux Live CD, it will boot up your PC without installing the OS or modifying your PC and you can copy your files. Remember to install an effective antivirus software when you're done reformatting and scan the backup drive before transferring the files back to your laptop.

best option.

medoski:

Tell the engineer to remove the hard disk of your system, slave it on another system with an up to date antivirus and give it a complete scan, if it did not work then he can format it.

second best. Will def work if done well

Trac:

This is the best and most effective (one size fits all).

To the rest of the solutions, the information is too limited to draw a hot-swapping conclusion.  The OP said an engineer examined it and his conclusions were to reformat it. Don't think the person that examined it is totally unaware of a hot-swap.  We cannot query that conclusion unless more information has been given but we can give an "out-of-the-box" alternative.   There has been no query to figure if it's a laptop or desktop.  Is it worth dismantling a laptop for a hot-swap?  If it is a recent HP laptop, this method may not work.  This is not out of nowhere but personal experience.  Recent HP units cannot be repartitioned (to tell you the extent of limit HP put on their units to save cost on warranty).  Most people term anything malicious as virus.  The attack may not be a virus.  We do not know the functions within the parameters of this malicious script.  All we know is that something is wrong and it is working as it is not intended.  An antivirus will only protect you from yesterday's discovery; not tomorrow.  If the OP doesn't have a virus but something else, an antivirus is of no use.

If the unit boots up, a liveCD is the most appropriate.  OS runs off through disc/USB & RAM and the non-executables can be sifted.  The tree-like structure of the Unix environment will not permit anything malware to execute and multiply.  Flush the OS and reinstall when done.

u are quite right but I disagree wv u when u said it might nt work on recent hp laptops. (Oyibo to se pencil lo se eraser) i.e. The white that manufactures pencil also manufactures eraser. Give me the most recent hp hard drive & I will "hot swap" & recover the files, "partition & repartition" it. Talking from experience bro.

If ur pc is wifi enabled all u need is a software to do this. Since I dnt want to spoil ur biz I wont mention the name of the s/w yet.

Tsunny:

look at the system he use in generating email. Nigerians, we all love free things. pls don't be fooled, ebook will never makes you to generate 500 facebook fans in 1hr but software will and their is system for it. He wanted to generate 500 facebook fans, that is why he ask you to post your email address here in public.

There is actually an e-book on how to generate 5000 fans in 7 days on facebook in my possession, but I think it's unfair for the poster to ask for e-mail addresses. If he truly wants to give it away he can upload it somewhere & post the downlink here instead of all this e-mail address farming. You can also use softwares bt it may get ur account banned!
I am in the process ofsetting up an online store for it & let u know when itz ready.

olyivy:

This country never comes first in anything again.

Even corruption! Common corruption!

Damnnnnnnnnn!

laughter wan tear my belle! Guy, pls grace the jokes section wt ur rib crackers.