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Nairaland / General / Re: Ten Things You Need To Do Before You Attain The Age Of 30-35years by elkon(m): 1:58pm On Aug 17, 2016
god bless you to the fullest my guy

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Business / Re: Faeces Litter At Ogbete Market In Enugu by elkon(m): 12:46pm On Aug 17, 2016
emymeeky:
angry

The faeces smell like Yoruba prisoners' . They are majorly the occupants of the prison. Even the color of the shyte speaks volumes cheesy
hmmm so you av been dere before shai.. cos I was wondering how you gat to know that it's only yorubas dt full prison. . ye ye ye ye prisoners know his fellas

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Her Dabbing Skill(photos) by elkon(m): 9:28pm On Aug 16, 2016
wats all dis poo..wats so special about this dabbing cos I couldn't understand oo..abeg shey na dancing style or wat.. cos its doesn't make any sense to me. ..dis madness is going viral now. . whenever I watch the video I just kept laughing. .Jenifer too does it on Jennifer diary movie. .madness every where
Gaming / Re: Please Help.if I Download Game File Nd Its Corrupt B4 D Extractn Finish by elkon(m): 8:32pm On Aug 16, 2016
stankull:
maybe u have a corrupt sd card or u phone does not support it my personal opinion though
oh okay. Thanks for your observation
Gaming / Re: Please Help.if I Download Game File Nd Its Corrupt B4 D Extractn Finish by elkon(m): 12:25am On Aug 16, 2016
u gotta be kidding me. .how does airtel cos it. .
Gaming / Re: Please Help.if I Download Game File Nd Its Corrupt B4 D Extractn Finish by elkon(m): 10:52pm On Aug 15, 2016
falcon01:
is it when you are downloading or when extracting?
when extracting. .its bringing corrupt
Gaming / Re: Please Help.if I Download Game File Nd Its Corrupt B4 D Extractn Finish by elkon(m): 8:51pm On Aug 15, 2016
falcon01:
which site and which browser are you using
am using ucbroser..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Linda Okello, Kenya's Female Police Officer, The Most Endowed, In New Photos by elkon(m): 8:46pm On Aug 15, 2016
yeh mogbeo..see ukwu..she must arrest me by fire by force..
Gaming / Please Help.if I Download Game File Nd Its Corrupt B4 D Extractn Finish by elkon(m): 6:18pm On Aug 15, 2016
please guy I need quick help on dis ..whenever I download game file it will corrupt before the extraction finish. .I'm tired of wasting my data nd energy. .u won't believe have to skip sleep because I wanted to download games. nd I don't know maybe it's d site dt am downloading from has d fault..Please any suggestions to would be highly appreciated by me..am using Samsung galaxy core duas
Car Talk / Re: Guys Pouring Wine On New Car To "Wash" It (Photos) by elkon(m): 5:49pm On Aug 15, 2016
anyway how does dis make a front page. .ur car no go jamb..I hope d tin no go boomerang sha cos I dey wondering how u make d dough to d extents of wasting wine wey me dey here dey sip palmwine..
Politics / Re: Is Jonathan Or Buhari To Blame For Poor Economy? by elkon(m): 4:22pm On Aug 15, 2016
hmmm who should I blame.. I'm speechless. . Nigeria is in big mess.. now high rate of criminal record is higher.. but what I don't understand is where is he keeping the loots he recovered from the monster politicians. because am feed up of hearing dt so so billion dollar was recovered from so so person. . hmm
Nairaland / General / Re: Corpse Of Woman Buried 14-years-ago In Epe, Lagos Found Same Way It Was. Photo by elkon(m): 3:42pm On Aug 15, 2016
hmm first. god is great. e does things anyway e like..nd ones psycho gonna open mouth tell me dere is no god uchh such dude is totally mad nd brain tests should be carried out on such fucs. look at d ant with dere tiny body yet dey breath and can sense.. hmm take it or free it. god is wonderful. ...
Phones / Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by elkon(m): 1:46am On Jul 28, 2016
pls..what can be d reasons why whenever I download game. .its wont install .. its normally show ..done instead of ( done or open
Phones / Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by elkon(m): 10:44pm On Jul 27, 2016
guydangerous:
go to emuparadise or coolrom to download ppsspp games,for your request try these games
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Socom u.s navy seal 3
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Call of duty road to victory
.
Tom Clancy's ghost recon
.
Syphon filter dark mirror
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Metal slug peace walker
.
3rd Birthday

Thats all I can remember for now,ppsspp games this days are boring.
thanks boss. . I hope all will work well. .. I really do appreciate your help. god bless
I download mc3 for Android from mob.org almost a 1gig+ but doesn't work. . so dts y I wanna try pssps iso games maybe I can work
Phones / Re: Best Games To Download For Your Android Device by elkon(m): 5:23pm On Jul 27, 2016
please. .guys I need some help here nd I would highly appreciated anyone dt render help. . Please how can I download psp games on my android ..nd which site can I download it.. I gat pssps app.. I like war games like call of duty ..brothers in arms e.t.c please
Politics / Re: Patience And Goodluck Jonathan And Their Son At Airport, Abuja by elkon(m): 7:43pm On Jul 24, 2016
savio93:



You would never achieve half of what he achieved. Stupid zombies spewing trash
ibos with dere selfishness.. Dey will always support dere people either dey do good or bad.. Shey. Na achievement be dt.. Ibos people thief is in dere blood.. Motherfucka

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Crime / Re: Married Woman Dies In Lagos Hotel Room After Lying To Her Husband by elkon(m): 11:13pm On Jul 20, 2016
Maybe d man Bleep d hel out her.. Wetin 50yr mami stil dey look for from pondo.. Shameful tin
Celebrities / Re: Lola Alao Converts To Islam And Adopts The Name "Rhodiat" by elkon(m): 10:35pm On Jul 20, 2016
grin
wheredemdey:
Lol


We honestly do not care...she can turn to krishina for all we care....ain't nobody gat time for her faith and what she chooses to do with it.


BTW...seems the average yoloba man likes yellow paw paw girls with cheap tattoo.....no wonder their girls no matter their body structure and face still bleach and inscribe all these cheap tattoo......oh well...to each and his own.
angry
wheredemdey:
Lol


We honestly do not care...she can turn to krishina for all we care....ain't nobody gat time for her faith and what she chooses to do with it.


BTW...seems the average yoloba man likes yellow paw paw girls with cheap tattoo.....no wonder their girls no matter their body structure and face still bleach and inscribe all these cheap tattoo......oh well...to each and his own.
fool speaking wise listing.. Offspring of chimpanzee dey yab
Literature / Re: Shadows....... by elkon(m): 6:31pm On Jul 14, 2016
Hmmm damn.. Hey wats going on.. Is dt end of d story..y season two never release. I just keep refreshing d damn page everyday nd notin show up.. Y did u start d tin u know u can't Finnish... Am feedup wit dis shit..
Celebrities / Re: E-money Shows Off His Three Kids by elkon(m): 7:43pm On Jul 13, 2016
Hmmm man.. Abeg stop posting rubbish tin jare.. Dem don chop baleful nd u never know wetin u go chop.. Cum dey post shit.. Abeg allow m ma dey drink my garri egba wit peanut jawe
Travel / Re: African Man Beats 2 Policemen In Milan, Italy, As He Resists Being Deported by elkon(m): 9:26pm On Jul 04, 2016
wonder shall never end.. d suffering in Africa is too much. . how did dey wan him to go bak like dt.. ali abeg show dem what u capable of. .
Education / Re: The Modalities For 2016/2017 Admission Processes Into Higher Institutions by elkon(m): 1:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
Nigeria don start again. .next year admission would be hard..I prefer post utme dan dis
Crime / Re: Father Rapes 15-Year-Old Daugter In Lagos, Victim Flees (photo) by elkon(m): 1:01pm On Jul 04, 2016
daughterfucka .. u u fucckin ur daughter. . idiot. .d food wey u suppose to give to someone else with happiness u come dey chop disgrace. . hmnm end time. .rapture is eminent
Events / Re: Ike Ibe And Uche Anusiem's Wedding Photos by elkon(m): 9:15pm On Jul 03, 2016
hmmmm beautiful couples. . eyin iyawo ko ni mo bed oo.. undecidedhmmmm who gonna be m bride among d 8 gal wey I gat ooo..may god help me out. .
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by elkon(m): 8:39pm On Jul 03, 2016
Sparkles003:

Only one with a proverty mentality thinks this way.just cos you want to spend a few thousands she has to touch down on you bed firsf.
hmmm nice speech .. continue spending on gals because of toto.. mumu .. do u need to entice dem with money b4 dey gree 4 u.. Since na I never chop like dem dem go dey carry..
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Give A Lady Money After A Date? by elkon(m): 3:12pm On Jul 03, 2016
guys u try oo.. how can u take a gals to chopironi nd to watch movies at d Same time. .dts over do
..me o b4 I take gals to dt side she will first visit m room so after I don sample d tin wey I wan spend money on..hhmm hmm we fit go iya bashira food canteen. grin
Romance / Re: I'm I Too Late To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by elkon(m): 12:26pm On Jul 03, 2016
grin yeh man u looking cute man.. I like dt ur big bele..u too dey drink as dis ur age chai.. hmmm ibos wit beer sha ... Anyway m2 dey drink oo so make we do contest not dis nlander wey u wan contest for. .. grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: An Official Thread For Mr Iamdotune For Mr Nairaland (cute Photo)__mcjane by elkon(m): 12:15pm On Jul 03, 2016
... undecided hmmm u still dey do koko waves.. I go vote for you bt on one condition u go buy m gulder nd monkey tale
Romance / Re: Masturbation: Advantages And Disadvantages by elkon(m): 12:02pm On Jul 03, 2016
grin masturbation keh for where. .wen I av my chidima..for next room. . quick as bullet. . stop wasten ir resources
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili And Kwankwaso Celebrate USA Independence In Abuja by elkon(m): 11:27am On Jul 03, 2016
our leaders for here are such a fool sha..she America fit celebrate our independence for where since dey gat brain .d tin wey dey pain m most b sey our leader no know anything pass agbada clothes. .see dem like masquerade. . abeg help me check under him agbada maybe e no cari money for dere........
Crime / Re: Police Parade Oyo NURTW Chief For Abducting, Raping Mother Of Two (pic) by elkon(m): 11:15am On Jul 03, 2016
dis man na animal. see him bald head lik muritala Muhammed stadium. .him head shape b like ibos colanut..na wu u com dey beg..u come dash dt woman ur poro..d tin wey b sey some people dey pay for. . hmmmm
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Pictured In A Full Football Kit by elkon(m): 10:56am On Jul 03, 2016
visijo:
the only baboon of africa....
grin
visijo:
the only baboon of africa....
ur great grand father b baboon .ah its not fair oo.without dt baboon will you be able to ping.u for still dey level of 3310 by now. . buffalo

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