Blazinraj01:
Yuck

hmmm omoale

Blazinraj01:
Seems a lot of Nigerian men don't know how to kiss. Does he want to swallow her?

wetin concern u..let im swallow ha.. do u know how much dey collect from im as bride price. ...

hmmm I remember back in d days. . I was young den so I approached one gal for m street guys ah if u see how d gal just abuse m nd m friends were watching m from far na so dem dey hail m cos I was d sharp one among dem den but dey don't know what d gal was saying dey just dey hail m ..ah d gal disgrace m oooo bro I was disappointed dt day so when I get back to m friends dey asked me what d gal was saying I had to lie to dem dt d gal say she will be thinking about it so dey start telling to b helping dem to woo a ladies in which dey don't know I was d one dt need help lol lol. anyway wat happened dt day still dey affect m confidence because I believe I wasn't confidence enough.. whenever I remember dt day I go just dey laugh

airmirthd1:
This is super story.. HML in advance. Me too go love

you sure..me too go love ....What are we waiting for .. drop me ur digit

VictorVance:
So I went to the bet9ja shop yesterday to place a bet I had booked, something I rarely do. I gave the cashier my phone to type the booking code. The cashier called my attention to confirm the selection, but I just asked him to go ahead without even looking to confirm. Then the cashier gave me the slip for me to discover that the selection on the printed slip was completely different from what I had booked! The cashier had typed a wrong booking code. I couldn't complain or reject the slip since the cashier had called my attention and I had given the go-ahead without checking. I just stared at the slip in surprise. Anyways na 100 naira them take stake am. 8 games of over 2.5 to win 9K+. So I checked my own booking code again on my phone and rebooked then gave the cashier. This time I received a slip containing my desired selections. Na so I pay for the two waka commot from d shop. Guess what happened at the end? My original slip casted and crashed, while the "random slip" sailed through.
I come dey wish say na 1K I stake am. abi make the winning amount reach like 1M.
E for too make sense. . Make I enjoy my accidental winning.

exactly how it happened to me. .I for don become a millionaire by now if not a game dt spoilt it.. I wasn't d one dt wanted to play d game I went to help a area bro to place the bet nd on getting to m area bro place dt when I realised it was not the game my area bro selected ..so I had to give im d money nd I went away with d slip on getting home I just drop d slip inside bin.so when I was browsing in d night I cum remember d slip I drop inside bin.when I check it hmmmm just only one game spoilt d ticket ooo out of 25 games nd everything was over 2.5 .. 12 millions plus..just last week

abeg is she married? nd who get her number ..I'm ready to drop chichi for her asap..

eh eh my village people don start again oo.. 3k is gone just like that. . lille ah na thunder go fire u

Alcatraz005:
Yoruba is the laziest tribe in Nigeria. I am a Yoruba bigot and I love my people to a fault but we are toooooo lazy!

lazy as how.. I wish u can enlighten m on how yorubas are lazy.. nd u beta come up with a good reason.. omoale jatijati

nonsense post again.. thank god I no use data . I for beat you to stupor

cuteguy123:
was watching a home movie yesterday where a girl left her hubby for a more richer cuter dude who claimed to love her more and willing to marry her.

so ladies here, would you leave your current boyfriend or husband who is rich (moderately rich, comfortable, not broke but not wealthy), loves you so much and has been good and faithful to you for a more richer dude, who is more cuter and attractive than your current man and has shown you that he loves you so much more than your current man does and gives you whatever you want.

drop your comments

which kin mumu b dis .why are you asking dem when you already know the answer. from which generation are you from. . everyone know what's up.. u should have said can you leave your cute broke guy for a ugly rich guy..

orisbaba01:


U are very stupid for saying that to me. Wetin concern u. U better keep quiet before I slap u. Idiot

Heya nd dt slap will be well receive by m..

orisbaba01:
I need a runs lady in Ibadan for weekend. Interested lady should beep me on zero eight zero two six four nine eight zero one five.

something dey worry u does this place look like brothel for your face. u don smoke weeds again

Phrank19:

nor go soapy dis night o[i][/i]

hmmm hmmm don't corrupt me oo.

is dt all.. okay tanku

dt B defined me..

ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Romance section can't be complete if a useless post doesn't come up, am not surprised

hmmm hmmm is that true

for taking your precious time preparing m dis delicious meal..u deserve a 10 round of

pweetiedee:

share more

what! who remove it. . seun y u com remove it hmm hmmm nd we all know how much you like something like that ooo. keep dt pretence to your sef .. thank god I took some screenshot... lol

Amarabae:
A LETTER TO THE BROKE GUYS.
.
-
Greetings all!
I will like to briefly to thank all who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday.
Thank you my Darlings. *kisses*
-
Back to my main subject, THE BROKE GUYS.
I have noticed that one of the most frustrating moments in a man's life is when he is broke!
This era of financial scarcity always leave many men with feeling of emptiness,
No wonder the sighting of that word "BROKE" always touches the nerve in many guys, no wonder the insults, bullying and aggressiveness they exhibit as a response to any thread that is dedicated to such a dreaded word.
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NOW Broke Guys listen, let me give you a bit of advice..
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Every woman dream of a comfortable future, a future where even if she is not been treated like a queen, atleast she will not be a slave.
Most ladies grew up and saw the financial difficuly and suffering their mothers went through in the name of marriage and thereby took a resolution not to be part of that fate.
So before you blame them for rejecting you as a broke guy, remember this.
1. Being broken is NOT a permanent situation, work hard to change the status.
2. Even if you are an unemployed graduate, you can raise a capital and move into business.
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FINANCIAL STABILITY AND SECURITY is an Important Requirement many women look at including me.
How can you expect a girl to reject a rich guy for you that live in a public yard and earn below #30,000 monthly?
The girl may really love you but she need a partner who is Financially stable,
Many ladies are not looking for a Dangote kind of guy but a Hardworking Financially Stable Guy.
and I see nothing wrong in that.
He may not have his own house, atleast let him afford a 1 or 2-bedroom flat.
He may not have a murano or quest, atleast let him afford a mercedes even if it is old model.
Women just want to be comfortable.
So Mr Broke guy,
Why not focus on improving your financial status instead?
From #30,000, aim to be getting atleast up to #70,000 and above, monthly.
From Public yard, aim at living in a comfortable apartment.
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No woman want to suffer, YES the woman may have a good job or business, but she need an equal or higher earner than her as a partner.
You get the drift?.
ALSO.
Some Broke Guys are LAZY in nature!
Women do appreciate hardworking guys, we do.
But the lazy type! Hush.
There are many unemployed graduate who love staying indoors, sleeping and always online looking for a girl to bully.
Why are such guys suprised at being broke?
They are proud and lazy to humble themselves and learn an income earning skill.
Tomorrow, these are guys who will be calling girls "GOLD DIGGERS" for rejecting their lazy azz.
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Dear broke guy, Wake up,
Work hard to improve your financial status,
Go and learn an income earning Skill,they are many out there to learn from.
My Final point is that a guy should be financial stable first before thinking of a serious relationship or marriage.
OK. Broke is not permanent to a hard working guy.
LOVE YOU ALL.
Thank you.

ur head is not correct. .ori e buru. see ur head like calabash.. do you know what those you called rich dude did before dey rich hmmm broke ass abeg chop ha head off

Wisepac:

When she stares at your mouth
-Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
like a dummy because she thinks
she's stronger than you
-Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you
trying to act all tough
-Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
-Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you
-Give her your attention
When she pulls away
-Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don't say a
word
When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from
behind
When she's scared
-Protect her
When she steals your favourite
hoodie
-Let her keep it and sleep with it
for a night
When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her
laugh
When she doesn't answer for a
long time
-reassure her that everything is
okay
When she looks at you with doubt
-Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
-she really does more than you can
understand
When she grabs at your hands
-Hold her's and play with her
fingers
When she bumps into you;
-bump into her back and make her
laugh
When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
-don't look away until she does
When she says it's over
-she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts/share this
-she wants you to read it
*Stay on the phone with her even
if she's not saying anything
When she's mad
-hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't
believe it,
-talk with her because 10 yrs later
she'll remember you
*Call her at 12:00am on her
birthday to tell her you love her
*Treat her like she's all that
matters to you
*Stay up all night with her when
she's sick
*Watch her favourite movie with
her or her favourite show even if
you think it's stupid
*Give her the world.
*Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad
-hang out with her
***Let her know she's important.
***Don't talk about other girls
around her
***Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying,
the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am i kicking baby?"
--
Agree girls?

do all dis nd d gal turn you to mumu.. Nigeria gal mentality is something else..

please what is she really talking about? cos wat I only see from her write up is man run from woman and woman no know WHY WHY WHY.

I don't mind what they tell but I mind what I tell

bbbabes:
That's how am gonna look even at 50

hmmm hmmm are you sure okay let see how you look now before I can say anything

please wat is d meaning of kiss.. auntie bimbo doesn't teach me dt oooo she only asked me to lick ha nunu nd she will pulled out m kinkinni nd lick as well nd she put it inside her nunu..nd after dt she will give me #2 naira ..dats all

what's a useless post I thought it would be something good..

I don't like breast but I like big boobs.

abe y dem dey fight keh did I complain sey I tire of sama dem hmmm hmmm ..ego dey.kudi dey.owo dey...above all shakabula dey.. ki won ma bo wa

agabaI23:
Na nyashi abi pre-wedding pic you wan see?

Na nyashi

constance500:

Please if you have seen the bum bum, call me

hmmm hmmm cal ko col ni.. bro I don carry 2g reverse back ..ask d op for update