daddytime:
Wow....I'm frigging so impressed that my bro could get down on his one pack and get back up without the help of an industrial crane.

The gods are indeed pleased...

hahahahahaha...I'm just imagining the crane lifting him up!

partnerbizn5:


It's this same mind your business that has destroyed our institutions.

We don't talk as long as it doesn't affect us.

Would you want people to mind their business if touts or bandits are beating you or trying to snatch your purse?

.We should condemn bad things and commend good ones.

That's why I liked Gani fawehimni, he stood and fought for the oppressed.

Or is it Martin luther, etc

Bless you!

shomutuski:



The second logo is a rip off vehicle maker FOTON logo. Innoson chose faruq first of all for his ingenuity, he also explained the whole process well. It's not just the logo.

Google Foton and see the logo for yourself

Had to Google it. you're right

I liked the first logo more. Its simple and classic. Looks light but very strong. Second one looks bulky

okosodo:
Chibok and some few hamlets in the north are christian communities, so let's be guided. I seven there in 2005, Boko Haram are not fools to start destroying without sense. Christians are being wiped out in collaboration with Muslims worldwide and the sad part is that southern christians are even rejoicing

You're so right. Southern Christians should in fact condemn that in strong words and also put up prayers for them

Simplyleo:
Hmmm.

The more you try to understand this biafuro concept, the more stupid it appears.

I know for sure our blodas from that side will now cheer Aisha Yusuf up and admit her as a member of their biafuro.

The other time, I understand some people from southern kaduna were also members of this biafuro. Even Elzakzaki is now a full fledged member and indeed a leader, FFK, Fayose, Atiku, just name them.

From the foregoing, it appears once you are against buhari, you are a biafuran. Na wetin me I understand be dis sha.

You didn't attempt addressing what the lady said.

sinkhole:
Chaiii, you beat me to this question

Knew of Calabar but not Lokoja!

SILVERLINES:
Poor fellow

you must be a constant patron to ekenedili chukwu and Co.

really you experience all this
for me, all i do it check my way to the airport take a available flight to my destination

clap for yasef. wedon sir

midnighter:
Lol and that hawking doctor stuff is so disgusting...they will be blasting symptoms and causes of erectile dysfunction from a loudspeaker not minding who may be listening

The people selling that tonic have the best marketing strategy I've ever seen..I don't even have a pen!s but the way they emphasise that stuff I just feel like drinking it

Lol...why don't u try it...u might grow one

naijareferee:
But on a very serious note... Notice the progression from processed food(fanta,gala, lacasara) to natural food (banana, plantain chips, ), to okpa, plantain... Then finally to medicines to take care of all gedi gedi eaten in Lagos.

Hahahahaha...your own worse

Eaglefine:
My journey experience from Lagos to East.

When you're coming back from Lagos to East, in Lagos you will see Hawkers shouting.....
Gala, Lacasera, coke, fanta even red oil...
Come down to Ore, you will hear them shout..... Banana, groundnut, pure water.
Come down also to Benin, you'll hear..... Sweet bread, bottled water, plantain chips.
Come down to Delta State, you will hear.... Cashew nuts, Ukwa, akwa ogazi, bottle water.
My dear, immediately U enter onitsha Upper iweka gbam , you will begin to hear.... " *O'na arighari gi arighari na ahu? bia na nsogbugi alago.*
As u continue down to Portharcourt, Owerri, even the almighty Aba*... you will see them in more digital forms (Hawking Medical Doctors I will not fail to mention I learnt almost all names of Bacteria from this guys)
*anyi nagwo pile, pile, pile, onaa kpam kpam.....*
*Gonococus Gonorhia, syphilis, hemorrhoids, staphylococcus aureaus,, staphylococcus Aegypti, Etc* Onako gi oko na private part? Nso gi ona eme ogba taa -echi okwusi? anyi nwere ogwu ya ebea .
As if that one is not enough, another thing you will hear
*"Agnes Nwanma dental tooth powder maka ndi eze ure* ...

Enjoy your day..

Lol...u made me spit on myself! maka ndi eze ure! lol

Beremx:
My village in Orlu, pythons are not killed. But in situations it swallows human nko?

Those ones around Njaba and probably Orlu do not bite.

prince2pac:

Yeah correct... We call it EKE NJABA too where I come from,

Nwanne dalu. Olee ote I mere?

Ceoking6:
I cover ikpeazut with the blood of kerosene

As in make them light am?

Lol...just imagining their horrors and race!

Hamachi:
One of the worst damages that is being done to the Nigerian image abroad is not the fraudulent acts perpetrated by some of its citizens per se, it is the mindless battle between cyber warriors, disgruntled citizens and political e-rats, trying to outdo one another, in their support of their favored candidates and political paymasters.

We are definitely not the most corrupt people in the world, but we are probably one of the most materially flashy, socially noisy and verbally toxic online. We are also one of the most negative minded citizens of any country, in the entire universe.

What we fail to realize is that, the internet is a global data collection and indoctrination system. The narratives we input into it will always comes back to either elevate our status globally, or bite us in the ass.

There are so many Nigerians doing great things in medicine, tech, sports, law, business, governance and many more fields, all over the world, but there are not enough platforms to promote these much needed positive narratives.

We will keep suffering indignity and shameful treatments at international airports and borders all over the world, until we understand that there is no country on earth that doesn't have its share of crimes and criminals, in various proportions.

They just don't let it define them and they don't openly show incredible disdain for their country on the internet while bemoaning that same disdain others show them for the same reason.

We will be alright las las!

So much truth packed in one place. Your second paragraph got me deep.

This should be made a campaign. A battlecry of sorts

Okoroawusa:
Bro,I hope this is a temporary posting for you?


Improve your self...I have a Rev. Fr. friend who is a Professor.


Am not saying you shouldn't do this but not for long.


Jisie ike, nwannem

You feel those people should be left to suffer both spiritually and physically? They don't deserve happiness in life? Are you serious? What better thing can he do other serving the people of God under the capacity God has given him. If you think he is living lowly, then contribute financially and in prayers to his ministry. Those people, deserve better things of life too.

AngelHoly:
Make all this bad old men die naa
So we fit handle this country sef

Seems you don't hope to reach old age

Realist5:
Not too young to loot

Shut up

madgoat:

Honestly the bobby round and full well oh.

ah ah...the thing has been cooked and is turgid. Pity the girl

Shibaraba:
Mr op free the nipple now.
I for like see how burnt nipple take be like.
Even if you cover am we know say na nipple dey there.
But make we no lie the anty gather bobby oooo.

Bobbinatu
If burnt jollof rice dey sweet then I suspect her own suppose don get flavor by now.

Jokes apart
I wish her speedy recovery o.

Nawa o...how did you know that's a nipple and breast. I had to go back to the pix after seeing your comment. I thought it was her shaved head!

AfroMighty:
van damme, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Sylvester Stallone, jet li, and the actor in that movie the dragon bridge (can't remember the name) were our heroes then...

Dolph Lundgren is he.

OgogoroFreak:
you can't get such big booty and graduate with 3rd class when most of your lecturers are male.

Girls with big butt are successful by default.

I recently employed one... Though, she is under qualified for the job but if I don't employ her, she would leave with the big yansh.

Was there no way to make her leave the big yansh behind if you never employed her?

Brunicekid:
Naa one Mama born this one, ba?
God, help our generation from these unholy dressing!!!

Na two Mama

smat101:

I was very optimistic(In this context I should say I had FAITH) that I was going to remove the phone while I was trying because I prayed...but I didn't someone else did(Someone that was thinking while I was praying)

Your prayer wasn't in vain. Are you disappointed that God brought answers thru someone else and not you? Why do you feel God should have made use of you, are you better than others? Or God should obey you? What makes you think the other guy didn't pray? Or God wanted to teach you a lesson of humility or the concept of working in unison?

So many what if...that is why He is God. We never question His will nor ways.

freedomforall30:


The fact is Igbos are not dark skin people naturally. When they arrived Africa from Israel they were essentially white or light brown. Overtime, they began to mix with dark skin Africans, which resulted in some of them being dark skin but the fact is they and Ibibio have the highest amount of lightskin people in West Africa.

How can I get access to the book you quoted?

Chenzee:
I can vividly recollect, during my university days how beans(cowpea) and garri were so popular in the male hostel. Meanwhile, provision shops prefer to stock more than half of their shops with indomie (noodles) without any sceptism. These shop owners know very well that these noodles will be devoured completely by none other than those in the female hostels.
A friend of mine visited his girlfriend come fiancee several times in her house, and was always welcomed with garnished noodles and chilled soft drinks. It continued for their two years of courtship. Anytime he asks why she isn't cooking any other food, she says it's because she has been busy all through the day.
If he tells her to cook a special delicacy, she spends the whole day cooking and then serves him with a delicious and palatable rubbish (tasteless meal).
I told him that I can only marry a woman who can cook exceptionally well, and can also cook meals I can't cook (especially my traditional meals). I told him that I will be so proud to invite anyone to my house.
They ( My friend and his fiancee) are preparing to get married soon, though they haven't fixed a date yet.
I need your candid and unbiased advice. Thanks.

What's ur bizness

Abfinest007:
3rd world war is when atiku win d presidential election n appoint fayose as effc boss

I like your forward thinking capabilities. Third world war indeed

Drpene:
Chai...75 people arrested untop one puna.

And to think that some didn't even see anything to eat at the party but have also been arrested.

I pity them sha.

CHAI...

NwaAmaikpe:



Anyone who grew up in Enugu knows the saying.
''I ko akuko Mike Ejeagha''

042 obodo oma
Gburugburu onye ike.
Mike Ejeagha onye akuko ifo.
God bless Enugu state and everyone who has contributed to her great history.

Not only in Enugu. Everywhere in Igboland. He's a master in Akuko n'egwu. Tell plenty stories and people will classify your spinning as 'akuko Mike Ejeagha'. I'm glad he's still with us. I wish him many more years

CodeTemplar:
I used to assume the reason for that was that the initial charges 1 - 80/90% don't have much resistance from the battery due to emptiness.

I like your thought. May not be correct but I smiled cos you reasoned like I would.

Henz24:
whats fortunate about announcing the death of one's family member, SMH, anything to speak ill about the tribe

No mind him.