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Romance / Re: A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Elsquidme(m): 8:48pm On Jul 23, 2015
any point you can add to it is allowable.
Romance / A New Element Has Been Added To The PERIODIC TABLE by Elsquidme(m): 8:35am On Jul 21, 2015
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE: Name: Girl Symbol: Gl Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties: 1. Boils at any time, 2. Melts when handled with love and care. 3. Very bitter when mishandled. Chemical properties: 1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable, 3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond,branded clothes and other expensive items. Nature: 1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone. Occurrence: Mostly found in front of the mirrors. Other properties includes: (1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy Opaque surface area. (2) Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad, Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs. (3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g Another Girl (AG) tries to take her BF by Substitution reaction. (4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs. (5) Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element like GUCCI combines with her at a high temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry for u!! Assignment: give me @ least 2 more natures u think about the element Gl....You are a scientist try it

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got A Job In Which I Lied I Had Experience! by Elsquidme(m): 9:04am On Jul 15, 2015
Habisoye:
Hello House,
I just got an employment letter of the job in which it was an experienced position but I lied on my CV that I had d experience.
We've started the interview processes since last 2 months before I went for the final interview last week and I was called on Friday to come for the letter.

Please my fellow nairaland, help me, it's not my fault oo, but since there's no job in town, I had to alter my cv from the Store/inventory experience I had to Accountant experience. Now I was told to resume on Tuesday next week.
How woud I do it. Its an Accountant position.

And I was told I will be preparing Accounts by entering ledgers, cashbook and bank reconciliation stmt all in their software, both Excel and on Peachtree and even with quickbook.

Although I studied Accounting oo but I have Never worked as an Accountant before.
So please someone should just please help me in the house.
Wether to still go for it as I will be tested on Tuesday morning by the Finance Manager of the company, or to step back or to find someone that could teach me here in the house who is already working as an Accountant?

Plz advice accordingly, and if u can put me through within the short period, just lets communicate.

Pls, this is a big challenge for me.
What should I do?
na una dey bring shame to the school that you pass thru. use the basics and apply it on ya practicals. are accounting process different from others
Phones / Re: How Can I Tether Simpleserver To Work For PC by Elsquidme(m): 10:59pm On Jul 03, 2015
or simply install simple server on ya PC and use it.
Education / Re: Who Can Unravel This Geometric Puzzle by Elsquidme(m): 9:51pm On Jul 03, 2015
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Romance / Re: Photo: Married Man Caught Watching P0rn Movie In Public Transport by Elsquidme(m): 12:07pm On Jun 30, 2015
Do you mean that watching porn is for the singles? not for married couples? I wan know

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