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Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Girl Laugh And Enjoy Being With Me? by Emart(m): 3:22pm On Oct 12, 2014
Afrok:
Being funny is always a natural thing, like most people had already pointed out don't force it, it flows from within and don't think about making some girls laugh every time, it may not work coz wetin some of them fit carry for mind that time fit tall pass Kilimanjaro and not ur jokes can bring it down shocked

Op I just hope U have the ability in U and not peak milkcheesy grin coz if it's peak milk that's in U, u'll always end up being funny in one (1point) out of ur three (3 matches) jokes cry
Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Girl Laugh And Enjoy Being With Me? by Emart(m): 3:07pm On Oct 12, 2014
donroxy:



Get money and girls will keep laughing uncontrollably even when you aint Joking and would always wanna be with you
I guessed right
Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Girl Laugh And Enjoy Being With Me? by Emart(m): 11:34pm On Oct 11, 2014
post=27066095:
Are u a learner ..? Being funny is kinda natural.
Just be urself And try 2 chat with in a mature way. Girls love guys that always act mature.
Hmm....
Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Girl Laugh And Enjoy Being With Me? by Emart(m): 11:28pm On Oct 11, 2014
farano:
Lolz
yep... Funny right?
Romance / Re: How Can I Make A Girl Laugh And Enjoy Being With Me? by Emart(m): 11:26pm On Oct 11, 2014
KiddaBlingzz:
no be ya fault.

if she digs you she go reply the messages.

if you like turn julius agwu, if you no dey her mind na wash grin
mehn..... Kinda
Romance / How Can I Make A Girl Laugh And Enjoy Being With Me? by Emart(m): 11:17pm On Oct 11, 2014
What kinda jokes can a guy crack to make a girl laugh uncontrollable and wants to be with him always
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Emart(m): 7:02am On Oct 05, 2014
BANGERLEE1:
WOWOWOWO MY TOPIC MADE THE FP-----__UR MONEY PLZ----------
WOWOWOWO MY TOPIC MADE THE FP-----__UR MONEY PLZ----------thankz for commenting and giving ur views----
Oh... So na now you know
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Emart(m): 6:58am On Oct 05, 2014
BANGERLEE1:
Wow guess u have problem reading u just picked up the headlines and u gv ur comment- at my last paragraph I pinpointed a warning (caution) there---- My topic is not about how to be a man women can't resist its about type of Men which women can't resist- see my fellow try and understand the topic before commenting( referring to what u wrote sef u are being out of point- a girl is going to see a quality in u before going out with u bro- she can't just jump nd saY Mehn I love u- u need to have a particular quality she's in love with-
Oh, I forgot the last paragraph. Anyways, girls are different and looking for different qualities in a guy.
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Emart(m): 6:51am On Oct 05, 2014
kendrick93:
i laugh in swahili
Lol
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Emart(m): 6:40am On Oct 05, 2014
Mr. OP, I dont really have that sense of humor, so should I pretend to be who I am not? I disagree with you.
When a woman loves you, most of these qualities doesn't count, unless when you're struggling not to lose her. When a woman loves and understand you, she covers up your weakness. She'll try and come up with a sense of humor to keep you both going.

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Career / Re: What Is The Average Salary Of A Nigerian Soldier? by Emart(m): 9:58pm On Oct 04, 2014
Raymondenyi:
u wrong sire; Nig. Army recruits . 80k/month; d sub leitenants; -- 180k/month; confirmed n factual;

Its d police recruits dat earn 40k/month.
80k for recruits... Are you sure? A soldier told me earlier this year that he earns 48k monthly...
Religion / Is This The End Time? by Emart(m): 12:57pm On Oct 04, 2014
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Art by Emart(m): 4:31pm On Oct 03, 2014
ghostofsparta: The mods won't place this kind of spectacular art work done with mspaint on frontpage for the world to see we've got talents here in the jungle.

@Artist
You need to see the sort of things I do with the way I manipulate CorelDraw without a tabled/stylus, just the mouse/touchpad.
Wow. Upload lets see.
Actually, I used laptop (Touchpad), not desktop (Mouse click). I find it difficult to draw with a Mouse
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up by Emart(m): 11:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
Kingdre:
I pray I meet one on day bcuz girls dey fuckup big time
for example A one women guy that his once a player but has hang his butt
dating a girl for serious relationship
the girl was once afraid of losing him in 1st place
once the girl knows that he got only her
she started acting any how big ego she started demanding , bla bla bla and so many things
I don't wonna talk about girls anymore
cuz I don't have time for one
my future 1st abeg
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Art by Emart(m): 10:54pm On Oct 02, 2014
Dolemite: You are a gifted artist, nice work.
Yep... Thanks
Art, Graphics & Video / Amazing Art by Emart(m): 8:38pm On Oct 02, 2014

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up by Emart(m): 2:07pm On Sep 30, 2014
kraftykc:

Wake yourself oh. All the poster said is true, a break up is a painful thing especially when occasioned by circumstances and not mutual will.
Romance / Re: 10 Things Guys Do After A Break Up by Emart(m): 10:41am On Sep 30, 2014
Truckpusher: Crap if you ask me.
No time crying over a puccy in a country with a population of over 150million shocked shocked
Then you've never been responsible in your lifetime. You've never been in true love, since puccy is what you pursue.
Romance / Re: Advantages Of Being Funny by Emart(m): 3:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
saasala:

[b]2. You are likable, loving and lovable.
Mr OP you are very wrong. I was once funny. I used to be in the midst of ladies to make them laugh, but that made them to bully me and called me an ASEWO BOY, WOMAN WRAPPER. That I always mingle with them. Since then I find it hard to mingle with women. Its not my fault. Stick to what fits you. Rope no dey fit dog, but e dey fit goat. A man can dance in a village square and will be praised. Another man may dance in the same place and get whipped.

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Family / Re: What Was Your Baby's First Word? by Emart(m): 3:21pm On Sep 15, 2014
maborukoje: Can you remember your baby's first word? What was it?













Mine daughter's first word was Halleluya
smiley
Education / Post UTME Screening postponed by Emart(m): 7:47pm On Sep 03, 2014
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Sports / Brock Lesnar Destroys Cena by Emart(m): 8:28pm On Aug 18, 2014
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Romance / Re: Ladies, What's Your Reaction When A Guy Mistakenly Touch Your Private Part? by Emart(m): 8:57am On Jul 24, 2014
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Politics / Re: RCCG Pastor Shot, Butchered In Borno by Emart(m): 12:47pm On Jul 19, 2014
Terrible
Sports / Re: Breaking News, West Bromwich Albiom Signs Brown Ideye With A Record Breaking Fee by Emart(m): 12:31pm On Jul 19, 2014
ClintonNzedimma: This is what we need not Nigerian players playing in top clubs competing against world class players....That is what helped Osaze, REGULAR FOOTBALL.
Mikel Should just go to Totenham,Newcastle or Swansea so he would not be benched at all.That will help him develop his speed and football
Like I said
'WE DONT NEED WORLD CLASS PLAYERS TO WIN A WORLD CUP......WE NEED A TEAM'
*Handshake*
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by Emart(m): 12:05pm On Jul 19, 2014
otiigba1: grin grin why do i get the feeling i ve been on this back street before on the way back from the pub? this must be some were in peckam,camberwell or Brixton, empty can of fosters take away plastics and oh! empty bottle of naija guiness.
Peckam? So Nigerians don't change in Europe? grin
otiigba1: grin grin why do i get the feeling i ve been on this back street before on the way back from the pub? this must be some were in peckam,camberwell or Brixton, empty can of fosters take away plastics and oh! empty bottle of naija guiness.
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by Emart(m): 10:08pm On Jul 18, 2014
Rossikki:

Who? These?



No they're not albinos. They're whites. Stup.id dummy.
You are the stupid dummy
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by Emart(m): 6:25am On Jul 18, 2014
Sure say no be albino be that?
Nairaland / General / Re: Oyibo Caught Easing Himself On A Bridge In Lagos (in Picture) by Emart(m): 9:05pm On Jul 17, 2014
Sure say no be Albino be dat?
Career / Re: Can I Apply For The USA VISA Lottery With My HND? by Emart(m): 6:46pm On Jul 10, 2014
Ok thanks alot
Career / Can I Apply For The USA VISA Lottery With My HND? by Emart(m): 2:31pm On Jul 10, 2014
I learnt that applicants must have Educational qualifications to apply. Is HND accepted? Thanks
Webmasters / Help...about Online Referral Click And Pay by Emart(m): 4:55am On Dec 05, 2013
Please can anyone tell me a reliable site that pays (Including Nigerians) for posting referral links. The ones I tried are all scams. Thanks

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