Sam95: Of all ministries, parastertals, or any organisation in Nigeria, DSS is the most organised and foul proof of them all. Not even ur dad wud let u in on the fact of the matter. I trip 4 this job die. The tot of it alone gives me ecstasy. It fits with my kind of life! God help me.

they wont let u in on any info simply because they dont know and they can never ask. Flow of information is strictly controlled there.

nuesojay:
U meant comprehensible? smh...

pls dont bother ur head. she meant comprehensible. We are not here to correct grammar. Welcum to d thread btw.

cremeandchic:

Thank you. I have ordered from Aliexpress before and i was disappointed with the quality of most of the clothes.

if u can avoid aliexpress pls do. Most sellers there are into reselling. If you are serious abt dis business, arrange a trip to china and meet directly with manufacturers. You will get prices far below those on aliexpress.

emlilshady: those ones are hardcore military, go for movies like;Bourne identity, nikita, alias, 24hours... maybe, die hard 4 n 5,Hawaii five, ...

all those movies are filled with embellishment. In real-life, even d best-trained agent can be killed by an errant bullet b4 he can get a chance to put his training into practise.

habeebmusa: Mr. Emeca Lets talk abt the aptitute test questions, did u ever expect those questions if not then, everythin is possible, be well prepared bro...

bt at least it was GMAT, sumtin every graduate ought to have knowledge of.

habeebmusa: As a Senior Intelligence Officer, how can you Organize, plan and successfully execute an undercover operation with the Boko haram?? The mission is to extract or gather a reliable information on the following... 1). Who is the sponsor(s) of Boko Haram 2). How, where, when do Boko haram acquire their weapons. 3). From whom do they get the Nigerian Military uniforms, Hilux they are using. 4). who is their actual Leader (if any) apart From Shekau. 5). what are their weaknesses 6). And finally how to overcome them....... Possible Interview Question!!

sorry to break it to u, bt ur over-enthusiasm is getting to u. These questions u listed are what top agents go thru years of experience to be able to answer. See d difference?? Experience not even training. So hw can u ask a rookie (who hasnt even undergone training not to talk of having field experience) hw he can plan and execute undercover operation.

Secondly, these questions can never be asked. Why?? Because if its dat easy (for us who are not in d agency to answer)...den why is Boko haram issues still unresolved??

I just heard from a reliable source dat emlilshady is a girl and she's not a DSS agent.

In a related development. Those called could be those shortlisted and having their details verified for a future follow-up. My source could not confirm dis bt i have dis strong feeling dat dis is d case.

Anyways lets keep our fingers crossed and hope for d best.

bennyman4u2010: Who told Calabar wrote in darkness? Mind u, I wrote in Calabar and we finished 2pm.

emlilshady u ar.....BUSTED!

FGjobs: So those receiving calls, no one can ask the caller why those details are been asked for since they are in their CVs. Just because you heard SSS, you just opened your mouths and your details started pouring out...

It could even be a test on how smart you are...

However, this is the first time that am hearing that SSS is calling people and asking them for their details.

u have a point. But d on d other hand....its only very few persons (basically my family) who have my number dat know i took d test.

It culd be a test or dat they have a very bad record-keeping system and need to re-verify.

lastmessenger: But why dss be calling people at night.i just got a call from them.me think is a scam.in any case they have got my info already.

what was d call about??

Hahaha....I believe this d tym we tighten our seat-belts. Sumtin is abt to happen. Must commend d SSS for the speedy process. Much respect.

Trust me those clothes are made in China. U ar better off goin to China to buy them dirt cheap. There u can make arrangements for custom design, specifications, etc

hensben: justin bibier is not a rapper lol, he is one overrated kid

am talking of d hottest artiste right now taking every music genre into account.

hensben: yeah i agree with you, justin bibier is the hottest artiste currently but bruno mars is better than him...its all about packaging sha

justin who?? Am not dat into rap music bt am sure Eminem is still alive.

RedEboe:

Till date I have been unable to watch Psquare's Ejeajo music video from begining to end for no other reason than the fact that i find that video/song utterly disgraceful.

*i had to shortened ur OP to avoid an unnecessarily long post*

I think u ar getting ahead of urself. How did u come up with d theory dat they intended breaking into American market by featuring T.I?? Personally, i dont think so. First reason is down to d name of song, its not sumtin an American can easily remember in a hurry. They have done collabs with Akon, Rick Ross, and its all part of networking and boosting their image. They know what they are doing. They are no longer kids just trying to imitate Usher back in day and even though their dance is more mechanical dan fluid, i believe they have recognized their niche - AFRO HIP-HOP and are sticking with it. Every other tin is an effort to BOOST THEIR BRAND and name in d African continent and elsewhere.

Mind u with d level of mediocrity they all display in their works, no Nigerian artiste can break into American market.

#my2koboTho

why I even book dis space .....ntin dey to write.

IYANGBALI: Google na winsh

lol. Not really. These are commonly used search terms by people who are either in a hurry or lazy to make research. Try and put something not common and see if u will get any result.

There are so many of them.

1. Try this one to know the salary of any football star. It maybe outdated and inaccurate though. It displays d annual salary and the year.

Examples:
- john obi mikel salary
- cristiano ronaldo salary

2. To know the current president/ruler of any country

e.g: president of the united states, prime minister of britain

3. To know the population of any country. It displays the figure and year of collation

e.g nigeria population, russia population

pls for those who are knowledgeable in d SSS recruitment. I want to know if they make a distinction between special/field agents and professional staff. If they dont how then do they recruit their IT, medical, accounting personnel since this recruitment is based on merit. thanks

scoffield245: anyway let me reserve my comments on this matter for the sake of decorum.but pls remove dat post Mr shady emily eminem slim shady
It raises my blood temp anytime I see it.and makes me want to go at u with total abandon. If not. Me and u might have to draw lines and see who fires faster.this exaggeration in a house full of people dat wrote de same exam and coming from a self acclaimed civil servant looking for civil service work is totally unbecoming and demeaning.u need the next interview to be like dis last one but u want more maths and with no calculator or rough work paper.i just can't contain this humbug.worst claptrap eva

why dont u focus on urself and leave d girl/boy alone. Last tym i checked we live in a democracy - which means 'freedom of speech'. Stop clogging up the thread with double posts and find sumtin beta to do with ur obviously well-stocked vocabulary. If u feel the need to 'pour', write an article for d papers - u'll be better appreciated there.

#My2kobo

When u guys are thru with measuring d size of ur e-dickz, lets get back to posting relevant information and updates.

ZeusAyo: and who would sell you the F15/16? America? Besides do you know what happened to our jaguar jets

America wont because of our so-called "poor human rights record" but there are advanced warplanes from other western countries like typhoon (UK), dassault rafale (france), sukhoi (russia). These countries wont mind doin business with Nigeria. Its just down to lack of will by our leaders.

The Jaguar has long been withdrawn from service. Its no longer produced and supported by d French. And due to our poor maintenance culture, d best option is to retire it before accidents start occuring.

We are fighting an unconventional war, so we need fighter jets with advanced sensors, infra-red search-and-track systems, targeting pods, precision-guided bombs, etc

didnt u see the difference when d American started bombing IS militants in Iraq. The Iraqi airforce has been bombing them since with no real effect, but when America entered with advanced planes, d story changed.

Is it that Boko Haram miltants suddenly turn into bats and birds during fighting because I dont see what explains d need to buy an outdated anti-aircraft gun.

Buying soviet-era weaponry cant take us far. We need game-changing sophisticated weapons to deal dis terrorists a fatal blow.
Take a look at Syria with a shitload of old soviet jets....they still cant effectively take on d rebels like Israel wuld do.

Anything other than American F-15/16 fighter jets with significant upgrade by Israel is just a waste of resources.

Giannakopoulos: To get a job in this country now is very competitive,you must buy and practise GMAT-styled questions everyday as we saw yesterday,though most of 1.1 and 2.1 grads that wrote the exams didn't find it too strange bc they hv experience writing it for employments in Oil/Gas and other big firms,but for most 2.2 grads,it was like magic to them. The bottom line is: if you want to be employed, go back and study all mathematics topics (0' level) very well,buy GMAT text,practise everyday or you may never get a job,the way Nigeria is going( except for grads in medical field). The only other way you can have a job without doing the latter is,having a very influential person @ the aim of affairs. Thank you!

You are the one dat sparked dis useless argument abt grades. Sumtin dat has no relevance to this thread. GMAT is not Neurology and ANYONE that has a good grasp of basics involved and pays attention to detail can tackle it. The most important tin is practise, not grades.

Right Topic, Wrong Thread!

AlaMmaduNiileLala...!!

sorry....am jast practising

Lol on d Blue Ivy connection. The thing is children pick up on vibes no matter how ignorant u think they are. They see and learn quickly than adults. What they fail to communicate in words, they do thru their emotions.

There is more than meets d eye to their relationship. But I agree with pple who say their marriage is more of a business deal dan an actual marriage. Bey is a decent girl who got hitched up to a reformed thug, but d problem is...once a thug, always a thug. Jay-Z is very much his old self no matter how much he tries to control himself. Thats why d rumours persist abt his infidelities. The biggest clue came thru d video where her sis was attacking Jay-Z. Its apparent from Bey's countenance that she supported her sis - who seemed to standing up for her Big Sis. The only tym Bey said sumtin to any of dem...it was to Jay-Z, and he looked like he was defending himself.

Expect the partnership to last as long as they can milk every penny from it.

uzokingn: just enter umuahia first . its a popular place u will be directed

thanks

obiksam: .
My brother i heard that they send sms this afternoon. Batch A Ibeku high school, Batch C urban school 1. Time 8 am. Na the koko for Abia oooh.

Exactly!. Pls do u know how I can get to Ibeku High Sch.? I just want to confirm d info i have. am coming from PH.

I wonder why ABIA pple are unusually quiet this tym. Well, I got an sms....it seems they have rescheduled the time of test.

misterzeeno:

Look at u..just tlkn blindly like uve not seen dwarfs in d military..even most of d pple dat conducted d ist exam we wrote in asaba were short,fat,pot bellied etc, so stop tryna discourage pple ok..

were u guys asked to undertake any physical regimen like press-ups, etc??