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Crime / Re: Can a Woman Rape a Man? by EmemJU(f): 10:06am On Sep 25, 2006
One woman to a man, that'll be difficult but if more than two gang up, they get it right.
The laws should be made to favor such men too.
Crime / Re: This Guy Should Be Shot by EmemJU(f): 9:41am On Sep 25, 2006
Don't shot him, that'll be too quick a way to die for an animal like him.

Hang him by his balls! Oh yes!


People like him keeping giving our country and our police these bad names.
Politics / Re: Why Is IBB Not In Prison? by EmemJU(f): 8:43am On Sep 25, 2006
Who will put Ibb in prison?

Certainly not Obasanjo!

Nor anyone
Politics / Re: Demolition Palaver: Man's Inhumanity To Man by EmemJU(f): 8:30am On Sep 25, 2006
He is not demolishing only slums, you need to see the beautiful structures he brings down. The master plan was designed by humans and so
Politics / Re: Jailed For Drinking In Minna by EmemJU(f): 8:19am On Sep 25, 2006
Where did he do the drinking? I know in Minna and other places in the north where sharia is practiced, drinking is done in the barracks.
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Can Someone Solve This Puzzle For Me by EmemJU(f): 6:01pm On Sep 24, 2006
This is either fiction or the girl is a 419er. If she has access to the internet, then there no way she would not have escaped long b4 now.
Peoples, beware!
Romance / Re: Why are Men not Crazy about Tall Girls? by EmemJU(f): 12:43pm On Sep 23, 2006
Someone once said that tall girls are always in a hurry to get old and that they are not attractive in old age. Aagh!
I think people are what they are independent of their height. Take good care of yourself and you're sure to age gracefully.
Romance / Re: What Do You Do If Your Lover Has Bad Breath? by EmemJU(f): 12:28pm On Sep 23, 2006
Discuss it and together you'l find a lasting solution.
Mints will only mark the menus. Mouth wash and other chemicals are good but let the patient try using the local chewing at night b4 going to bed. Fruits,Vegetables and lots of water could help.
Romance / Re: My Ex-Boyfriend Said He'll See Me At The Altar by EmemJU(f): 11:20am On Sep 23, 2006
He probably has convinced himself he wants to marry you. It's up to you if you enjoy being dropped and picked up at will.
Business / Re: Why Are Most Billionaires Virgo? by EmemJU(f): 11:12am On Sep 23, 2006
Are they? Never thought about it. So that means I'll be a millionare. Praaaiiissseee the Lord. Somebody say Halelulah.
Forum Games / Re: Words With Multiple Meanings(game) by EmemJU(f): 6:51pm On Sep 22, 2006
Something seems to be wrong with the connection. Sorry peoples, not my
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke about Male circumcision by EmemJU(f): 6:43pm On Sep 22, 2006
Ouch! That hurts.
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke about Male circumcision by EmemJU(f): 6:40pm On Sep 22, 2006
Ouch! That hurts.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wonderful Confessions by EmemJU(f): 6:36pm On Sep 22, 2006
Lol. I can imagine the heat from fire. They are fried.Hehe
Jokes Etc / Re: Three Brazilian Soldiers by EmemJU(f): 6:29pm On Sep 22, 2006
Lol. Sounds so real.
Forum Games / Re: Words With Multiple Meanings(game) by EmemJU(f): 3:05pm On Sep 22, 2006
Ouch! Sorry.

The girl is a cock-teaser.
Solve this brain-teaser.
Forum Games / Re: Words With Multiple Meanings(game) by EmemJU(f): 2:55pm On Sep 22, 2006
Ouch! Sorry.

The girl is a cock-teaser.
Solve this brain-teaser.
Forum Games / Re: Words With Multiple Meanings(game) by EmemJU(f): 2:55pm On Sep 22, 2006
Ouch! Sorry.

The girl is a cock-teaser.
Solve this brain-teaser.
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by EmemJU(f): 2:48pm On Sep 22, 2006
Seventh and last.
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by EmemJU(f): 2:39pm On Sep 22, 2006
Seventh and last.
Jokes Etc / Re: For White Folks Only by EmemJU(f): 2:33pm On Sep 22, 2006
Yes! That's very good,
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wishing Well by EmemJU(f): 2:30pm On Sep 22, 2006
Rubbish man! How could he have wished for his wife's death.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mr. Brown by EmemJU(f): 2:24pm On Sep 22, 2006
Lol quite some hole.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mr. Brown by EmemJU(f): 2:19pm On Sep 22, 2006
Lol quite some hole.

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