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Celebrities / Re: "Why I Want To Identify As Man" – Phyna by Emma09(m): 3:08pm On Jan 16
The only woman man I know is Becky Lynch. So phyna or whatever u call urself, GETAT!
Celebrities / Re: "Why I Want To Identify As Man" – Phyna by Emma09(m): 3:07pm On Jan 16
The only woman na I know is Becky Lynch. So Phyna or whatever u call urself, GETAT!
Politics / Re: "Tinubu Needs Our Prayers", Senator Ekwunife Tells Church by Emma09(m): 4:01pm On Jan 15
What prayers? Religion don kill us all for this country.

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Travel / Re: Man Narrates His Sad Experience Applying For China Visa With Nigerian Passport by Emma09(m): 6:50pm On Jan 12
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I wonder what he expects and why he is aggrieved. With how Nigeria is, how Nigerians are and what we accept as norms in Nigeria, will you treat a Nigerian without bias?

It is only human to have a bias based on precedence, facts and what you know.
I will not feel comfortable carrying a herdsman on a bike for fear of being stabbed neither will I go for a prayer with Mama Basiratu's Alfa without a skull helmet.

It is common sense. If your last wife cheated on you, you will not allow your new wife have a male bestie; if you know what Nigerians do to countries that have given them the benefit of the doubt to visit, you will be the one advising other countries to use the strictest bottlenecks when processing intending Nigerian visitors.

He should do what I did before I got a second passport; if you can not wrap your passport with a foil or wrapping paper, keep quiet, enjoy the profiling and work at getting another passport.

Because when we tell Nigerians to be good because of the consequences of what they do on everyone, they'd say, nwanne kwechiri, no gree for anybody.
Bros, u still dey? Wey ur Nairaland wife? it's been a while o.

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Religion / Re: Why Are Nigerians So Religious But Corrupt? by Emma09(m): 12:42pm On Jan 11
It's all about our wicked mentality and bad attitude. Generally, wickedness is inbuilt in us as Nigerians. An average Nigerian will potentially wants to Scam u, an average Nigerian will seem it fit to produce fake drugs,drinks and sell it to the public just to make money,an average Nigerian will defecate in canals, gutters and see it as normal, an average Nigerian will openly pee on the road, throw dirts from his/car during traffic, an average Nigerian will disobey traffic and still see it as normal, an average Nigerian will easily offer bribe to police, any law enforcement agent so as to get away from facing the law. The list is endless. Nigerians dont have the right attitude generally.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Aunty Wants To Quit Her Job by Emma09(m): 2:37pm On Jan 10
Mushin to CMS is max #600. Though, houses are very expensive in those areas, let her get an apartment maybe a room and parlour or self contained at Mushin, Fadeyi, Onipanu side. These places mentioned are very close to the Island. Make she nor try resign from her Government Job ooooooo. I know what I am saying.
Family / Re: Why Do People See Calm and gentle People As Pastors? by Emma09(m): 5:27pm On Jan 05
Na so dem dey call me pastor that year because of my cool, calm and shy nature. Omo, as i enter college of Education na so i change my mentality and become werey for school o, when i come enter Uniben, I come cool down small again make men no reason my matter for EKOSODIN wey i stay for 3yrs. Noe my face is as strong like guyman wey dey high and i get real werey for head. I no be pastor o.
Sports / Re: Wayne Rooney Sacked As Birmingham Manager by Emma09(m): 11:23am On Jan 03
Being an outstanding player doesn't necessarily makes u a good coach. Coaching is not his calling definitely. He should ask Garry Neivelle. He better go and become a football pundit. Sacked by Derby county, sacked in US, now sacked by Birmingham City.
Family / Re: If You Are The Poorest Amongst Your Siblings Avoid Family Gatherings. by Emma09(m): 12:26pm On Jan 01
Rubbish and Radarada talk. We are 5 siblings. I am the first son, 3 ladies for my front and a junior as last born. To the glory of God, na me God dey use bless the family, but u no go ever know for family meeting at all say na me get money pass.

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Politics / Re: Security Has Improved In Nigeria Since I Assumed Office – Tinubu by Emma09(m): 11:04am On Jan 01
Lies from the pit of hell. First lie from this wicked Government in 2024. What a shame.

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Family / Re: Pls Help Me I Have Anger Issues by Emma09(m): 3:11pm On Dec 31, 2023
Giftedhand47:
I have a chronic anger problem I've tried not to get angry and overlook things but this demonic spirit will just do his thing
Pls help me i really need tips from Nairaland family.don't know I may get help here . Thanks
Go for deliverance.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Negative Act Are You Stopping This 2023? by Emma09(m): 11:08am On Dec 31, 2023
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar


Ain't stopping no shit

Keep on living my life on the fast lane got police chasing me

Smoking weed
Ensure I keep on staking on football because for every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling is among
Keyboarding
Banging pussy
Doing fast and Furious with my lexus Es 350 on the helm Street of Benin city, ugbowo, upper mission road, aduwawa, okhoro, airport road while drinking my beer! Especially that aduwawa road that road sharp. I go put am for sport
Eepa Donmo Sir. Lolzzzzz

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Romance / Re: Can A Man And A Woman Be Friends by Emma09(m): 1:48am On Dec 31, 2023
Yes. My childhood friend was a girl. We were so close to the extent that people thought we were dating. We both lived in face me I slap u building back in the day in Mushin. We were so fond of each other to the extent that I thought I would fall in love with her. But that wasn't the case. Alas, she got pregnant and people thought I was the one responsible and I knew I my mind that i had never seen her pant before. So i wasn't bothered at all then. till now we are still very best friends.

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Family / Re: How true about this in Marriage ( See Photo) by Emma09(m): 2:34pm On Dec 30, 2023
I was in that scenario in my first marriage. The werey wife then suddenly became fat while I was becoming lean. Thank God it's all over now and I am remarried. I don add on very well now o.

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Sports / Re: Oshoala, Michelle Alozie & Uchenna Kanu Holidaying In Lagos (Pics & Video) by Emma09(m): 6:29pm On Dec 28, 2023
Is that guy Smoking weed beside Alozie not Boogie man? Anyways let me help him light up his weeding he's not
WTF Man!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Demands Too Much Money by Emma09(m): 3:41pm On Dec 28, 2023
Na so one werey small girl wan finish me then. Always demanding, my cream has finished, my data finished, money for upkeep! Very werey girl o. The worst case was say na distance relationship o. The day I was done with her was when she scammed me of 20k. Though na small money, but haven seen the red flags, I had to dump her sorry ass. Me wey dey find woman wey I go remarry after 5yrs of divorce? Thank God I have now remarried to my heart robe.
Properties / Re: Can 25 Million Naira Build This? by Emma09(m): 3:17pm On Dec 27, 2023
CapitalBank:
I know things are expensive due to economic trajectory of the country.

Can 25M build a contemporary 4 bedroom bungalow in today's economy in Nigeria with standard finishing?

File Photo for illustration
E go remain sef. 25M wey some people dey take JAPA wey sometimes no dey too sure. I would rather use am build house here first before thinking of JAPA.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Explain Your Year 2023 In One Word! by Emma09(m): 12:14pm On Dec 27, 2023
Grace!
Sports / Re: Rivellino: Osimhen Lacks The Technical Quality To Be Called A Champion. by Emma09(m): 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2023
He is already a Champion because he won the Italian league for the first time after almost 20yrs. So Rivalinho SDFU!

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Romance / Re: What Can I Do About This by Emma09(m): 12:42pm On Dec 16, 2023
Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time cry

Please what should I do
Singing Faze and African China's Song right now for u. If u love somebody walk up to am and tell am say u love am o, e does no crime no crime at all o, if u love somebody walk up to am and tell am say u love am.
Religion / Re: What Are Your Prayers God Have Answered In Year 2023? by Emma09(m): 10:56am On Dec 10, 2023
Got remarried again after 5yrs of Seperation. What God cannot do doesn't exist.

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Family / Re: Man Of The HOUSE: Is This Also Part Of The Job? by Emma09(m): 4:42pm On Dec 08, 2023
I will put on the spirit of Simon keys in "Snakes in the City" and use my thongs to catch the snake and take it far to the wide and release it.
Properties / Re: Emeka Offor Donates 10 Houses To Widows In Anambra by Emma09(m): 12:31pm On Dec 08, 2023
Offpointng:
Him no fit even interlock the ground or cement it atleast for the poor widows. I thought they said what doing at all is worth doing well??

So poor if you ask me sad
Bitter soul
Education / Re: Got My First Carryover, Please Help I’m Dying by Emma09(m): 12:23pm On Dec 08, 2023
Christianoir:
I’ve been writing exam since i haven’t gotten any carryover…Just had one today God cry[u] cry cry I feel disgusted and ashamed.. since I started writing exams since Monday all my grade have been A throughout
It cbt exam once you finish writing you will see your score

I wrote and score 40/100 which is F (carryover)
The course wasn’t that hard..I read it, it was time
60 questions to answer 20min too small.

I don’t know what to do….this is my first
This is my first carryover course since
It breaking me down

I don’t even have to zeal to read for next course again
. It's not a big deal. Anyone can fail in life. it doesn't mean u no sa I book. Just put urself together and read for the next exam so as not to cause further failures. I also had carry over in school. I wrote it and passed the courses well. it would even boost ur GP sef. U will be alright.

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Education / Re: Canada Raises Cost-Of-Living Requirement For International Students by Emma09(m): 10:19am On Dec 08, 2023
Make I just get 20 to 30 Million first. Y I go JAPA when I get such amount? JAPA to where? Na to buy land, build and invest some in business that will grow. We die here!

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Family / Re: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Marrying A Divorced Man by Emma09(m): 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2023
I was divorced and married a single mom. Marriage is blossoming at the moment. Ex wife never had a child. Living peacefully and happily.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Wants To Visit Her Ex That Came To Town. by Emma09(m): 12:18pm On Nov 22, 2023
Let her go visit him nah for probably another round of rough sex which could get her pregnant and force the baby on u. Mumu man!
Family / Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Emma09(m): 7:53am On Nov 22, 2023
Remarried after 5yrs of Seperation. God has been faithful.

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Business / Re: Old Naira Legal Tender. Do You Remember? by Emma09(m): 6:13pm On Nov 15, 2023
Thank God I was able to see all these monies in my lifetime. From the old paper money to the coins. Omo, I don old oooooo. Thank God for life.
Investment / Re: Olusola Lawanson Adeeko Wanted For Absconding With Customers' $20M by Emma09(m): 8:30am On Nov 15, 2023
Hmmmmm. I have come to realize that if women wan thief, dem no dey leave anything left. Na to clear everything. Na wah for this one. Dem go arrest her for US no doubt.

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Romance / Re: Divorced / Separated? How’s Life After That? Share Your Experience by Emma09(m): 2:19pm On Nov 14, 2023
lexxwiz:
I have a close friend who’s separated from his wife. I’ve been trying to understand how he feels. Happy or sad? I’ve tried asking him but he’s not very convincing.

So here’s my question to people in the bracket, how does it really feel being divorced or separated? The freedom you craved so much, is it worth it las las?

Just share your own experience.


Ps: I’ve also noticed that whenever I talk about my family, he just feels very uneasy. Lol and he’s supposedly happier now.
Well for me, I married a very wrong person and after 6yrs, I got separated. At first, the feeling was of loneliness, anger and frustration. Later, I had to put all those behind me and moved on with my life. Sincerely, I never regretted my decision. Getting remarried soon sha after 5yrs of Seperation.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen From VIPs by Emma09(m): 12:14am On Nov 14, 2023
They will definitely debunk it as fake news. Useless people everywhere.

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