slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar


Ain't stopping no shit

Keep on living my life on the fast lane got police chasing me

Smoking weed
Ensure I keep on staking on football because for every day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to become a millionaire of which gambling is among
Keyboarding
Banging pussy
Doing fast and Furious with my lexus Es 350 on the helm Street of Benin city, ugbowo, upper mission road, aduwawa, okhoro, airport road while drinking my beer! Especially that aduwawa road that road sharp. I go put am for sport

Eepa Donmo Sir. Lolzzzzz

Yes. My childhood friend was a girl. We were so close to the extent that people thought we were dating. We both lived in face me I slap u building back in the day in Mushin. We were so fond of each other to the extent that I thought I would fall in love with her. But that wasn't the case. Alas, she got pregnant and people thought I was the one responsible and I knew I my mind that i had never seen her pant before. So i wasn't bothered at all then. till now we are still very best friends.

I was in that scenario in my first marriage. The werey wife then suddenly became fat while I was becoming lean. Thank God it's all over now and I am remarried. I don add on very well now o.

Is that guy Smoking weed beside Alozie not Boogie man? Anyways let me help him light up his weeding he's not
WTF Man!

Na so one werey small girl wan finish me then. Always demanding, my cream has finished, my data finished, money for upkeep! Very werey girl o. The worst case was say na distance relationship o. The day I was done with her was when she scammed me of 20k. Though na small money, but haven seen the red flags, I had to dump her sorry ass. Me wey dey find woman wey I go remarry after 5yrs of divorce? Thank God I have now remarried to my heart robe.

CapitalBank:
I know things are expensive due to economic trajectory of the country.

Can 25M build a contemporary 4 bedroom bungalow in today's economy in Nigeria with standard finishing?

File Photo for illustration

E go remain sef. 25M wey some people dey take JAPA wey sometimes no dey too sure. I would rather use am build house here first before thinking of JAPA.

Grace!

He is already a Champion because he won the Italian league for the first time after almost 20yrs. So Rivalinho SDFU!

Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time

Please what should I do

Singing Faze and African China's Song right now for u. If u love somebody walk up to am and tell am say u love am o, e does no crime no crime at all o, if u love somebody walk up to am and tell am say u love am.

Got remarried again after 5yrs of Seperation. What God cannot do doesn't exist.

I will put on the spirit of Simon keys in "Snakes in the City" and use my thongs to catch the snake and take it far to the wide and release it.

Offpointng:
Him no fit even interlock the ground or cement it atleast for the poor widows. I thought they said what doing at all is worth doing well??

So poor if you ask me

Bitter soul

Christianoir:
I’ve been writing exam since i haven’t gotten any carryover…Just had one today God [u] I feel disgusted and ashamed.. since I started writing exams since Monday all my grade have been A throughout
It cbt exam once you finish writing you will see your score

I wrote and score 40/100 which is F (carryover)
The course wasn’t that hard..I read it, it was time
60 questions to answer 20min too small.

I don’t know what to do….this is my first
This is my first carryover course since
It breaking me down

I don’t even have to zeal to read for next course again

. It's not a big deal. Anyone can fail in life. it doesn't mean u no sa I book. Just put urself together and read for the next exam so as not to cause further failures. I also had carry over in school. I wrote it and passed the courses well. it would even boost ur GP sef. U will be alright.

Make I just get 20 to 30 Million first. Y I go JAPA when I get such amount? JAPA to where? Na to buy land, build and invest some in business that will grow. We die here!

I was divorced and married a single mom. Marriage is blossoming at the moment. Ex wife never had a child. Living peacefully and happily.

Let her go visit him nah for probably another round of rough sex which could get her pregnant and force the baby on u. Mumu man!

Remarried after 5yrs of Seperation. God has been faithful.

Thank God I was able to see all these monies in my lifetime. From the old paper money to the coins. Omo, I don old oooooo. Thank God for life.

Hmmmmm. I have come to realize that if women wan thief, dem no dey leave anything left. Na to clear everything. Na wah for this one. Dem go arrest her for US no doubt.

lexxwiz:
I have a close friend who’s separated from his wife. I’ve been trying to understand how he feels. Happy or sad? I’ve tried asking him but he’s not very convincing.

So here’s my question to people in the bracket, how does it really feel being divorced or separated? The freedom you craved so much, is it worth it las las?

Just share your own experience.


Ps: I’ve also noticed that whenever I talk about my family, he just feels very uneasy. Lol and he’s supposedly happier now.

Well for me, I married a very wrong person and after 6yrs, I got separated. At first, the feeling was of loneliness, anger and frustration. Later, I had to put all those behind me and moved on with my life. Sincerely, I never regretted my decision. Getting remarried soon sha after 5yrs of Seperation.

They will definitely debunk it as fake news. Useless people everywhere.

Savedone:
please guys, please don't just scroll and pass, please I've tried to get little help here to no avail, please I beg you in the name of Almighty GOD pls, If any good samaritan can please help me, no matter how little so we can buy foodstuff and cook, I will be very happy. my daughter and I we are starving. Please help us the last time we ate a good food was from our neighbor on  sunday. Since then we have surviving on drinking garri since last week Monday and the garri we use to have hope has finished. the little money I have I used it to pay for house rent so that we can at least have roof over our head. am pleading for help please, not for my sake but for my daughter please am a single mother. No matter how little it will go a long way to help us. Almighty God bless you

Acct num with faith

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G.TBank

My name is Angela Oyom. Almighty God bless you and your family

No be ur mate hustle take get money so? Na so so begi begi u dey do for here. Scammer Oshi.

Na lie. it's too good to be true.

Na by big Gbola or make the thing fit give u belle? Some Gbola fit big make the sperm nor fit fertilize ur eggs. As the adage goes, na the dick wey man get na I'm he dey take lash him wife o. But my issues was no sex before marriage. Then knew he has a small penis that's y he took advantage of that.

Go to MFM for deliverance nah? Stop disturbing us here.

After think of the money wey she no go get again and also the big Gbola of the man, she had no choice than to plead for him not to be detained. Woman, ur woes just begun. See u in hell soon! Radarada.

RIP young man! One thing, I repeat, one thing I will never do is to take my own life no matter the situation I am passing through. How much he dey owe sef? me wey no fit remember how much gbese I dey owe sef. Though, i no dey owe bank o, even if i owe bank highest na to collect wetin i take do collateral if the loan big. Suicide is never an option!

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Baba, dem no dey use mouth learn to drive o. Go use money learn am .I pray God provide for u IJN.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar


Really better punishment should be meted on them

And the way they act as if they are God is second to non
That is how they almost killed my elder during when she was about to put to bed

Eepa! Donmo oooooo. longest time oooo. Lolzzzzz

buygala:
At least he died when his son was Governor


His burial will be so exquisite... Burial wey go make the living envy dead bodi

His son had always being a governor. CBN Governor nko? Now a state governor. RIP sir.